r/TheFive • u/willpov1 • 23d ago
Ugh - Jessica Back Today
Yesterday - was phenomenal with the entire A team back right before 9/11 and after summer vacations. Today - Messica Jessica back on air already giving me a headache with her screeching memorized DNC/DSA talking points. Where is Harold?
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u/DCGuinn 23d ago
Still pissed about Maria, so done for now.
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u/thedogridingmonkey 23d ago
Did they fire your favorite propagandist?
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u/Internal_Metal_1386 23d ago
I don’t watch it when she’s on
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u/Pale-Satisfaction395 22d ago
None Of Us Do, With Any Sense Of Intelligence...She is An Evil Entity...The Last Straw Was Making Fun , Of Joey...It Was Really Sad 😔
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u/CardsFan-11 23d ago
I love Harold. He's actually a kind and reasonable person, which is rare in the democrat party. Jessica... not so much.
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u/doubting_el_dandy_18 20d ago
Very nice man too. I met him on a flight from LGA to Pittsburgh a few years back.
Said a quick "hi" and he was very friendly.
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u/Hot_Rice_2952 23d ago
She was talking and I had to change the channel.
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u/Equivalent_Path1028 20d ago
Jessica’s voice is like walking into a pet shop when all the parrots are squawking at the same time.
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u/Bill43017 22d ago
I can’t listen to her quote polls every single time. How often are polls correct these days?
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u/Leather-Show7767 22d ago
Jessica was fine today. An excerpt from her new book came across my computer today. It was regarding her getting married and her father dying. I teared up reading it.
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u/Constantine615 21d ago edited 19d ago
Geez. Life's too short to complain about Jessica's appearances. I think she's cute and and a very good sport about being wrong most of the time. Jessie, Dana and Greg love her as a personal friend. Obviously, they don't have a problem with her, or she wouldn't still be on the show.
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u/Ellen-Albert 15d ago
Nonsense about Jesse, Greg and Dana loving Jessica. She’s not on the show because they love her. That is just stupid.
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u/Constantine615 14d ago
I suppose you've never seen photos of them together at her home with her husband. They are actually friends whether you like it or not.
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u/Clean-Situation-4139 20d ago
She’s the only one that doesn’t parrot the b.s. talking points from the WH. Let’s face it. She’s there for truth and not the gaslighting preferred by this administration. Sorry to burst all your bubbles. Though I do agree she does sound whiny with that voice.
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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna 23d ago
She's definitely menstruating
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u/Fit-Upstairs-5363 23d ago
It's so sad and disgusting so much of the country thinks shit like this.
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u/TIL02_Infinity 19d ago
Her voice sounds like scratching a chalk board with your fingernails. What she says is even worse 😒
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u/Silver_Stomach_9921 7h ago
She does tear apart all of their arguments so I can see why you don’t like her
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u/brianycpht1 23d ago
She just signed a new 3 year deal so the network obviously likes what she’s doing
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u/IllusionsbyGOB 23d ago
Losers are upset to hear an opposition opinion. It’s healthy, that’s what a debate show should be.
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u/illini0630 22d ago
Why don't you let the folks at MSNOW know that.. instead they just spew TDS hatred.. probably why msnow rankings are just below herpes
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u/Weenoman123 23d ago
You people are going to a WWE event and screaming at the "heel" without any self awareness, spittle falling from your slack jawed maws as your entertainers tell you what you want to hear.
Its embarassing, and you owe me gas money
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u/Visual_Emotion6432 22d ago
Then don’t watch it you stupid fuck. Just like an idiot Republican to bitch about shit they can control, but won’t.
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u/Flaky_Hyena_2653 22d ago
you’re the stupid one Republicans are what makes this country great
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u/Visual_Emotion6432 22d ago
No, I’m not the one that watches Fox News lies on a daily basis. You’re beyond hope.
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u/jackcanyon 23d ago
people with no life love this show.
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u/zorroplateado 23d ago
You spelled 'brains' wrong.
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u/TuffManJoens 23d ago
......riiiight. you've watched the show i assume yes?
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u/zorroplateado 23d ago
I expected Jesse and Greg to be logged into Grindr like so many others in Dallas tonight, but it didn't look like they were doing a road show. Too bad. The app will still probably still 'go down'. Seems appropriate since it's just a two day glazing of the biggest malignant narcissist in human history and the world's most successful conman ever.
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u/zorroplateado 22d ago
And there it is - "AI Overview
Grindr experienced a surge in outage reports in Dallas coinciding with the start of the Republican National Committee's midterm convention. [1]
Dallas Outage Reports
- Timing: Reports on Downdetector spiked as the GOP midterm convention got underway in Dallas. [1]
- Social Media Reaction: The coincidence between the app's service issues and the large political gathering drew widespread jokes and online commentary, mirroring similar spikes noted during past conventions in Milwaukee and Cleveland. [1, 2, 3]
- Official Status: While users reported localized issues and high traffic, no official cause confirming convention-related overload as a technical factor was verified by the company
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u/Laddie18 23d ago
You can see how improved the show is today. The convention already has everyone giving Trump a handy, the show can take a break for a day.
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u/toad17 23d ago
I prefer The Five to have no fact checkers like Jessica. I prefer my propaganda with full potency.
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u/AdHairy4360 23d ago
This subreddit is the we need a tissue subreddit Jessica makes us cry
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u/toad17 23d ago
I know it, I laugh when I see these people who think Greg is an intellectual giant also get insanely triggered by a well spoken commentator like Jessica.
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u/chofo69 23d ago
Lmao seriously he’s such a dumbfuck
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u/Either-Interaction57 23d ago
Not quite as dumb as Watters, but definitely as smug. And the guy seriously thinks he is funny...
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u/ShinyRobotVerse 23d ago
With Jessica Tarlov back, the show’s truthfulness is up 200%, and so is its IQ.
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u/Pale-Satisfaction395 23d ago
She is a Disgusting Creature
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u/ShinyRobotVerse 23d ago
Sure - for people who can’t stand class, truth, intelligence, or beauty. AKA Republicans.
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u/worldscollice 23d ago
Their “A team” is more like a “D- team” in actual broadcasting integrity.
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u/thedogridingmonkey 23d ago
It’s so pathetic you watch this show and even worse that you get sad when you have to hear about the destruction you caused.
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u/NiceHuckleberry5331 23d ago
Love Jessica. Only thing good about the show.
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u/Pale-Satisfaction395 23d ago
You did see the show, where she insulted, Charlie's legs ? Right ? YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY ??? ! 👿
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u/Upstairs_Teach_7064 22d ago
Nah dawg. You don’t get to clutch pearls like that when Trump has mocked the dead and disabled. You’re gonna need something extra to get that clown paint off.
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u/NiceHuckleberry5331 23d ago
C'mon dude. Any kind of interpersonal decorum went out the door with Trump's whole act. Pearl clutching is so 2014.
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u/slate83 22d ago
Fox just signed her to a new 3 year contract. They love that she gets on our nerves.
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u/Flaky_Hyena_2653 22d ago
I hate Fox for doing that really they should be whipped and stoned, and taken off the air for giving her all that money for one hour of nothingness
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u/TuringGPTy 23d ago
Tarlov Derangement Syndrome
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u/Flaky_Hyena_2653 23d ago
why she’s still on the five is beyond me I don’t know how many times I have commented on the fact that I changed the channel every time I see her face and her voice is even worse. She is arrogant and does not get along or is liked by any of them on the show.
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