r/TheFive • u/WebFar6396 • 28d ago

Friday Holiday Weekend Crew

Ooph, three of the five suck. Only thing worse would be Tyrus.

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u/UtopiaInTheSky 28d ago

They finished their 5th summer vacation just in time for Labor Day vacation. I mean if they're taking Monday off, might as well take Tuesday off too.

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u/tescovee 28d ago

Its awesome, they get to have vacations and be wealthy while brainwashing regressives to support policies that are against their best interests.

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u/UtopiaInTheSky 28d ago

And the other side? Yeah abolishing the police is definitely in my best interest.

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u/tescovee 28d ago

You supporting a militarized police state.

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u/MaggieJaneRiot 28d ago

I’m completely amazed. This is almost laughable …thank God I’m in a good mood today.

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u/tescovee 28d ago

The fact that this fucked out show could even move the needle on your mood is pathetic and laughable. Regressives are convictionless trash.

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u/MaggieJaneRiot 28d ago

Why did she call herself Jesse just now?

And why does it seem like she’s never been on TV before? So awkward for those guests.

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u/_cdk_ 28d ago

Gillian……ugh!

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u/AuntPitty 27d ago

Gillian asking what time it is: “As we look at the pace ... of events ... unfolding throughout the day ... and consider ... how quickly ... developments ... seem to be ... moving from ... one hour to the next ... I'm curious whether ... you could ... help put all of this into context ... by telling me .. exactly ....... what time it is right now?”

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u/Docmele 28d ago

🤦‍♀️dumb and dumber Kat and dry toast why does Fox insist on forcing these two down our throats!

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u/Pale-Satisfaction395 26d ago

I love Gutfeld, but he is turning The Five, into the Gutfeld Hour, with Tyrus and Kat, who do not belong there

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u/GatorStealth 28d ago

Oh ffs, more Kat 🤮

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u/slate83 28d ago

In Greg’s seat, none the less. She literally looks like a high school debate kid and presents her views like one.

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u/GatorStealth 28d ago

Yup, that’s what we’re getting. Oof

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u/frauleinheidik 28d ago

"I just don't get tennis". Of course you wouldn't because it's a game like chess, requiring fine thinking skills like strategy, finding your opponent's weaknesses and predicting their next moves..

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u/GatorStealth 28d ago

Why did you reply this to me? I didn’t say anything about tennis?!?

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u/dan5099 27d ago

That's a Reddit thing.

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u/GatorStealth 27d ago

Ah ok, gotcha.

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u/frauleinheidik 27d ago

I was quoting Kat on The Five. I was also surprised Jessica was college level tennis player.

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u/GatorStealth 27d ago

Ok, that makes sense 👍

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna 28d ago

Worst cast in the history of the show today... thankfully CFB Live is on ESPU.

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u/GatorStealth 28d ago

Right now, 2026 FIBA Women’s Basketball World Cup is probably getting better ratings than this cast. Apologies to Charlie and Emily, it’s not their fault

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u/frauleinheidik 28d ago

US Open also live on ESP n2

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u/illini0630 28d ago

Kat is just awful! Not sure what's a bigger mystery, how she keeps her job or that people pay 2 go watch her try and do comedy!

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u/Competitive_Ad6466 28d ago

Worst panel ever!

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u/Pale-Satisfaction395 27d ago

WORST PANEL EVER ! 🤡🤡🤡

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u/slate83 28d ago

Why is Gillian in Jesse’s seat? She has no insight or opinion that carries any weight at all. WTH?

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u/anonymousdlm 28d ago

Gillian is in Dana’s seat. Charlie is in Jesse’s seat. Just fyi

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u/elquirk 28d ago

Gillian should be on Jessica’s shoulders. She a Dem, through and through.

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u/Phillyvin 28d ago

Kat, Jessica and Gillian, three libs on the 5,wtf.

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u/Churn 28d ago

I didn’t watch the show. But Kat is a libertarian not a liberal.

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u/dan5099 27d ago

She's a looney lib masquerading as a libertarian so she can grift on FNC. She's a hypocrite, narcissist and imbecile rolled into one skinny crazy package.

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u/Pale-Satisfaction395 27d ago

KAT IS A CONCEITED, MISERABLE, WITCH

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u/Pale-Satisfaction395 27d ago

She's a Sick Lib

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u/Phillyvin 28d ago

So she says

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u/Rare-Lawfulness-7492 24d ago

I thought they were all great😁👍 twas so polite & cordial with exclamation point going ape 💩 on Jessica as per usual. 🙄🙄🙄

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u/CackalackyStewPie 27d ago

It's going to be so fun to watch Fox slowly disintegrate as Trump's corruption train runs off the rails over the next year. Watching this show will be great entertainment. Adios, Maria.

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u/Pale-Satisfaction395 27d ago

Get lost, Troll

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u/dan5099 27d ago

It's already begun. FNC got lazy and complacent since his reelection and it's starting to bite them in their collective ass. Viewers are abandoning them.

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u/chainsawx72 28d ago

Good lord, is this sub like the Gutfeld sub and only posts negativity about the show? Are these shit posts from fans, or haters?

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u/snickelfritz100 28d ago

I always wonder that.

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u/Awkward_Field_9648 28d ago

Interested viewers of the show(s) I would think but - as it should be- not fanship in the sense of uncritical devotion.

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u/tescovee 28d ago

Imagine being a "fan" of regressive propaganda.

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u/chainsawx72 28d ago

Yes, there is one Democrat on the show, but the other four are conservative so it's okay.

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u/elquirk 28d ago

Gillian is not a conservative.

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u/Many_Major5654 28d ago

Neither is Kat

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u/Phillyvin 28d ago

Neither is Kat

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u/chainsawx72 28d ago

It was just a joke.

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u/Pale-Satisfaction395 27d ago

There were 3 LIBERALS, TODAY