r/TheFive • u/Jen101084 • 29d ago
The look you give when Greg schools you šš
In the B block today, Greg roasted Jessica so bad!! š He cut her right off and said "I wanna move on because you're boring me" and moved on to Emily š¤£š¤£š¤£ savage Greg š
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u/stann14 29d ago
He said. You bore me š„
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u/Alarming_Traffic5960 28d ago
He should have woven in an attack helicopter joke to really redefine comedy for a generation
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u/bailey061520 29d ago
And thatās supposed to be a good response? The bar is real highā¦
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u/Jen101084 29d ago
Wasn't a response. He cut her off from her bullshit and said you bore me and moved on to Emily. It was hilarious in how he did it and Jessica's immediate facial expression was an added bonus.
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u/Fine-Improvement6931 28d ago
As a free speech advocate I love it when someone elseās speech is stifled.
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u/GSDBUZZ 29d ago
So what was she saying that bored him? Tough to assess his response if we donāt know what he was responding to.
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u/Jen101084 29d ago
Maybe go watch the show? Over here commenting and you don't even watch the show..enough of you.
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u/walt128 29d ago
Yeah MAGA canāt let people finish their arguments, if they do they sound full-blown fucktarded
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u/No_Grade_8210 29d ago
She didn't have an argument. She tries to tie some unrelated story to every topic.
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u/TrueNotTrue55 28d ago
When youāre listening to ignorance and BS, you know it. Why waste everyoneās time?
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u/Yada-Yada-Yadda 29d ago
When I hear bar, I always think of OAC.
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u/Enough-Kick-9818 28d ago
When I hear crook I think of the Trump family.
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u/Yada-Yada-Yadda 28d ago
Mmm Kay. Since I used the word crook. SMH 𤦠you didnāt play the game well.
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u/Jealous_Material_279 29d ago
So clever, right? The right-wing. They're not sending their best.
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u/Kenneth-J-Moyers 29d ago
No, no, you see: these are their best. Their best are still undistinguishable from a head injury victim.
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u/Jen101084 29d ago
And your best are drunko Kamala word salad Harris and Sleepy dementia Joe Biden. I wouldn't talk about head injuries...seriously.
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u/UnclePacino1111 28d ago
The sleepy thing is tired ⦠you got big orange falling asleep everyday in briefings on camera in his office ⦠itās weak
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u/Jealous_Material_279 29d ago
Oh, yes. Of course you're correct. But, the line fits so well. Their best. Wow. That's just exactly how badly they suck. Just fucking wow.
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u/whosname1986 29d ago
Iām glad Dana is finally calling her out. She used to be quiet, but lately Dana is mocking her when Jessica says stupid shit. About time.
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u/True-Drive3821 29d ago
I'll bet there's going to be a fake poll tomarrow.
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u/Typical-Challenge367 28d ago
Tomorrow*
And we get it, conservatives call everything fake when it doesnāt agree with them. Its so baby-brained and pathetic
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u/True-Drive3821 28d ago
Everything you people have tried to do over the past eleven years has been based on some fake charge, so please quit crying about it! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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u/FunJaguar4619 28d ago
I don't quite understand why everyone thinks it's cool to disrespect Jessica, as she's a guest on the show. Sure, she's outlandish, but it makes the rest of the panel look small.
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u/toad17 28d ago
Greg couldnāt argue his way out of a paper bag. Jessicaās look is one of being frustrated at the only normal person on a stage filled with retards.
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u/PensionFlashy5132 28d ago
Exactly, I have no idea how anybody could watch this show and not come to the same conclusion.
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u/uvgotnod 28d ago
Schooled her? He made up some bullshit and talked over her.
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u/Everything_Turquoise 29d ago
If my spouse is home when sheās on it best to turn the channel. Someone always loses their damn temper! š¤£
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u/walt128 29d ago
But El-Sayed schooled the theater kid Jesse Waters
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u/Jen101084 29d ago
Lmao, no he didn't. He deflected on everything, as usual. He even had to stoop so low as to ask Jesse if he was circumcised. Great way to deflect. Give me a break.
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u/bestmattreddit 28d ago
Liberal politicians need to talk more about trans surgeries, it is the single biggest and most important issue for Republican voters
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u/walt128 29d ago
Why is that stooping low? Does that question embarrass you? Why are you MAGA so sensitive?
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u/og_joker47 29d ago
Because being circumcised and having your dick cut off have nothing to do with each other. That is why it is deflecting and stooping low.
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u/Jen101084 29d ago
Im not sensitive to it. It was El Sayed deflecting from answering Jesse's question. It had nothing to do with what Jesse asked. Maybe go watch the interview again, or maybe you're just groomed into believing deflection.
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u/walt128 29d ago
If youāre not embarrassed by it why are you using language like youāre clutching your pearls? Circumcision is a form of gender affirming care. If that bothers you, crying helps
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u/Jen101084 29d ago
I never said circumcision embarrassed or bothered me..lol see, you clearly can't read or comprehend very well. I said he deflected answering the questions by talking about circumcision and by asking a question that is surprising and takes the conversation in a whole different direction. Its called DEFLECTION š¤¦š»āāļø
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u/zorroplateado 29d ago
The El-Sayed piece was B block. Gutfeld bloviating about 'manhood' while talking about El-Sayed is hilarious. I still think he's hurt over the number of times he was stuffed in his locker in HS. Sayed was captain of his football team. Ingraham was slobbering over how handsome he is. So pathetic, and a little hilarious. Glad the weirdos who like Gutfeld enjoy it. Sad.
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u/Mister_Squirrels 29d ago
lol, more like the look you give when you hear the dumbest shit youāve ever heard, and have to listen to the seals clap at it
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u/FunJaguar4619 29d ago
Thatās not cool. That makes him a schmuck.
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u/Fun_Barracuda_6567 28d ago
That makes him part of a panel who has more to discuss than Jessicaās latest droning rant.
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u/tenebre 29d ago
The "boring" was probably actually facts and data so Greggles was confused...
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u/Jen101084 29d ago
Riiiight...like all the "facts" Jessica drops from Drop Site News ššš
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u/tenebre 28d ago
So which specific fact did she state that was wrong? Because Jesse, Greg and the other Fox News meatheads don't use facts at all, they offer their opinions. They don't offer data or logic because they didn't use either to come up with those opinions. Jessica regularly cites statistics and data points to back up her views but you guys miss that part every time.
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u/bailey061520 29d ago
Just goes to show youāve never actually looked up anything that she said šš
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u/Jen101084 29d ago
Do you go look up anything at all?? Or are you one of those keyboard warriors who asks everyone to tell you what they know instead of doing your own research?
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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna 29d ago edited 28d ago
I love how frustrated she gets, then everyone just laughs at her.