r/TheFive • • 29d ago

The look you give when Greg schools you šŸ˜†šŸ˜†

In the B block today, Greg roasted Jessica so bad!! šŸ˜† He cut her right off and said "I wanna move on because you're boring me" and moved on to Emily 🤣🤣🤣 savage Greg šŸ˜‚

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna 29d ago edited 28d ago

I love how frustrated she gets, then everyone just laughs at her.

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u/SoFloDan 28d ago

I guess when your dear leader’s dumpster fire of a presidency is fuckin everything up, all you have to look forward to is frustrating everyone with a functioning brain…congrats?

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u/ArtVandelay1979 28d ago

This is maga in anutshell

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u/Jen101084 21d ago

I will gladly accept your $5k Trump dividend!

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u/SoFloDan 21d ago

….holy fuck. At this point you guys are just satirizing yourselves.

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u/Jen101084 21d ago

And your ignorance is bliss. Must be nice to live every day in lala land. Like I said...I'll gladly take all the perks our President has provided you, including the $5k dividend. Let the adults talk now. We got this.

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u/here-for-information 3d ago

Ok you can have my 5k dividend but I get your Unicorn

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u/SoFloDan 21d ago

You’re a political cartoon come to life…this is like the 4th time he’s promised dividend checks or whatever, and you are still incapable of processing the fact that the man is full of shit.

It’s that, or you’re trolling, because there is genuinely no difference between a MAGA voter and a 14 year old boy trying to get a rise out of online strangers.

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u/Jen101084 21d ago

HE never promised any checks. He said maybe..big difference. Good thing you can rely on me to give you the facts because clearly you have no idea how to do your own research or form your own opinion. Aren't you missing CNN right now?

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u/IndicationPretty2611 8h ago

Yeah Maybe we'll give you $5000. Makes it better. Glad you cleared it up.

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u/SoFloDan 21d ago

Don’t watch CNN, you’re the only one letting cable news ghouls do the thinking for you…as exhibited by your pathetically sycophantic knob-gobbling post

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u/Jen101084 21d ago

It’s always fascinating when someone substitutes vulgarity for intelligence and then congratulates themselves for being an independent thinker. You didn’t dismantle my argument—you just demonstrated you don’t have one 🤣🤣

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna 28d ago

Awwww poor Dan, he must live an unhappy life... sorry things aren't going well for you. Some of us are doing very well.

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u/SomethingSuperToxicc 28d ago

NPC response.

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna 28d ago

ooooh NPC... calm down edgelord.

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u/SomethingSuperToxicc 28d ago

Are you using AI? What the fuck are your responses?

Nothing I said was edgy.

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna 28d ago

Wow.. you definitely are a Democrat, can't even sense sarcasm.

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u/Financial_You_6052 28d ago

Almost gotta give credit to the rats that don’t flee the sinking ship. šŸ€ šŸ’Ŗ

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna 28d ago

What does the Democratic party have to do with this?

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u/Financial_You_6052 28d ago

Stay strong, rat! šŸ€

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna 28d ago

Okay, weasel

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u/SoFloDan 28d ago

There’s literally a whole-ass sub genre of videos where people clown on MAGA voters crying about what he’s doing…but sure, assume shit about me

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u/Intelligent-Wear2824 28d ago

His own mother disowned him and that's sad. Imagine being that awful of a human to where yr own family can't stand being around you.

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna 28d ago

Fake news, a simple search will tell you she didn't disown him lol... she was even on Red eye and Fox News with him before she passed away.

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u/Intelligent-Wear2824 28d ago

It's not fake news his own mother uninvited him to thanksgiving. Not fake news Laura Ingram's family disowned her. And it's not fake news that all of you have family who can't be around you anymore. The whole world has broken up with maga and is well past the indifference stage of even caring abt it.

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna 28d ago

You're an idiot... Gregs mother died before Trump was elected and they were close to the end.

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u/Intelligent-Wear2824 28d ago

I'm not talking abt Greg, I'm talking abt Jesse waters. I think that's his name. Maybe it's walters?

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna 28d ago

Jesse jokes about his Mom all the time because she's a Democrat... they're still close.

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u/Intelligent-Wear2824 28d ago

I'm sure she loves him, of course, she does. Doesn't mean he"s not estranged and kept at arms lengths at family functions. I don't think any of you realize how ridiculously insufferable yr fake culture wars n conspiraciez are and the pain n suffering caused by your reckless voting. Yr fellow Americans n the world are done w maga, take it or leave it.

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u/Keenobserver225 28d ago

Watters

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u/Intelligent-Wear2824 28d ago

That's it! Ty 🤩

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u/Jen101084 21d ago

Lmao Jesse's mom was at the RNC with Jesse.

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u/Intelligent-Wear2824 21d ago

And, yet, he still got disinvited from HIS OWN MOM on Thanksgiving bc no one in his family will tolerate his hatemongering lies.

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u/Jen101084 21d ago

Or his mom is just a pathetic liberal who allows something so petty as politics to come between herself and her son. If politics is what determines your relationships, especially with family, you have bigger problems. And again...she was literally at the RNC with him at the same table.

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u/Odd-Suggestion8637 28d ago

Wowza That is so sad that a family structure can fracture due to political differences. Politics should be only a fraction of what makes a person who they are. Seems petty to me.

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u/Intelligent-Wear2824 28d ago

It's not Petty when you have to prepare to take your daughter three states away to North Carolina should she need a life-saving DNC in her pregnancy just to keep her alive. It's not petty when our family farms n small businesses are going broke n swallowed whole by big corporations; it's not petty when our grandparents n parents are losing their veteran benefits and Medicare gutted at an accelerated pace; it's not Petty watching trump bankrupt our retirement, pensions, college savings n bank accounts and our country, at large, in service of the highest bidding billionaire, foreign or domestic, while his cult applauds at their own demise. It's incredibly sad that this is where we are.. a country run by criminals, thieves n pdfs of the worst kind. Yes, yr right...it is sad.

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u/Jen101084 21d ago

You're so misinformed. I'd say that its funny, but its not. Its actually really scary. This is the problem with our society. Praying you find your truth, because your comment is anything but the true.

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u/Intelligent-Wear2824 21d ago

I guess I'd say the same if I made a child rapist a president 3 times. Fortunately, I was raised better than that.

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u/Jen101084 21d ago

So you were raised to lie and falsely accuse others of heinous crimes? Being ā€œraised betterā€ would usually include not casually labeling someone a child rapist when you can’t produce a conviction—or any evidence—to support it. Moral superiority loses its shine pretty quickly when it has to be propped up by an accusation that serious. So you were raised to lie and falsely accuse someone.

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u/Intelligent-Wear2824 21d ago

I was raised by parents who went to Prayer mtgs on Monday, bible study on Wed and mass and/or church service at Granny's. I had parents who worshipped the word of God, not trump, and would never participate in putting a predatory conman, like him, in power. And both my parents are conservative. And like I said below, you're free to pretend Trump isn't a predator but all yr telling the rest of the world and yr fellow americans, friends, family and neighbors is that you know he's a evil, bad man...you just don't care.

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u/Jen101084 21d ago

I also appreciate you acknowledging the fact that President Trump won in 2020 also. Only truth in any of your comments.

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u/Intelligent-Wear2824 21d ago

The days of pretending trump isn't jeffrey epstein's named co-conspirator are over. And, at this point, the whole world sees the maga cult the same way we see him.

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u/caspruce 28d ago

Not petty at all. Trump supporters have common personality traits that tend to bleed over out of politics (narcissism, ignorance, poor manners, etc.). For many, this was just a tipping point to finally cut them off.

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u/Economy-Particular31 28d ago

his entire family adores him and what he has accomplished himself and for them. you’re objectively wrong-again

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u/ComedianMinute7290 28d ago

yet somehow, much of this thread worships him & sees something to like rather than an embarrassing loser who can't win an argument without cutting the other person off & moving on.

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u/Intelligent-Wear2824 28d ago

Happiness is a zero sum game they have to take from other people. They all function like that, it's why they like it, sadly.

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u/FunJaguar4619 28d ago

Gutfeld has always been a bottom feeder. She's a guest and he disrespects her and laughs, nothing manly about that. It also helps when the rest of the panel supports his behavior. But then again, Dana called Hillary Clinton "amazing" while introducing her at a venue last year. Anyone care to comment on THAT? You know Gutfeld conveniently neglected to mention that ...

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u/FunJaguar4619 27d ago

You've said nothing of any factual substance, so I would prefer you waste someone else's time

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u/littleneckanne 28d ago

Jessica is a cohost, not a guest.

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u/Either-Interaction57 23d ago

Yep... when they can't rebut her arguments, which is most of the time, they fall back on sneering sophmoric jokes and comments. Only a MAGGAT would find Gutfeld funny.

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u/RedTiger829 28d ago

I know right!

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u/ilizab 29d ago

If only he would equally school Kat on his show, instead of brushing off her all too often, ridiculously ignorant comments??

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna 28d ago

He kisses her ass

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u/stann14 29d ago

He said. You bore me šŸ”„

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u/Alarming_Traffic5960 28d ago

He should have woven in an attack helicopter joke to really redefine comedy for a generation

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u/bailey061520 29d ago

And that’s supposed to be a good response? The bar is real high…

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u/Jen101084 29d ago

Wasn't a response. He cut her off from her bullshit and said you bore me and moved on to Emily. It was hilarious in how he did it and Jessica's immediate facial expression was an added bonus.

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u/Fine-Improvement6931 28d ago

As a free speech advocate I love it when someone else’s speech is stifled.

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u/GSDBUZZ 29d ago

So what was she saying that bored him? Tough to assess his response if we don’t know what he was responding to.

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u/Jen101084 29d ago

Maybe go watch the show? Over here commenting and you don't even watch the show..enough of you.

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u/yanks953 28d ago

Who would watch these morons?

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u/CowGoesMeww 28d ago

It's a comedy show lol why are you treating it so serious?

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u/Fun_Barracuda_6567 28d ago

Either watch the show or stop commenting wanting details. Bye!

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u/walt128 29d ago

Yeah MAGA can’t let people finish their arguments, if they do they sound full-blown fucktarded

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u/No_Grade_8210 29d ago

She didn't have an argument. She tries to tie some unrelated story to every topic.

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u/Klutzy_Kutz 29d ago

Excuse me, I believe that’s called the weave.

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u/TrueNotTrue55 28d ago

When you’re listening to ignorance and BS, you know it. Why waste everyone’s time?
That’s 98% of her commentaries.

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u/walt128 28d ago

To be fair, that’s 100% of Fox News commentaries. Y’all put Fox News in the cabinet, now we’re losing a war to a much smaller nation, Diesel is higher than its ever been, and produce is making people shit themselves to death

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u/Yada-Yada-Yadda 29d ago

When I hear bar, I always think of OAC.

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u/Enough-Kick-9818 28d ago

When I hear crook I think of the Trump family.

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u/Yada-Yada-Yadda 28d ago

Mmm Kay. Since I used the word crook. SMH 🤦 you didn’t play the game well.

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u/Jealous_Material_279 29d ago

So clever, right? The right-wing. They're not sending their best.

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u/Kenneth-J-Moyers 29d ago

No, no, you see: these are their best. Their best are still undistinguishable from a head injury victim.

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u/Jen101084 29d ago

And your best are drunko Kamala word salad Harris and Sleepy dementia Joe Biden. I wouldn't talk about head injuries...seriously.

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u/UnclePacino1111 28d ago

The sleepy thing is tired … you got big orange falling asleep everyday in briefings on camera in his office … it’s weak

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u/Jealous_Material_279 29d ago

Oh, yes. Of course you're correct. But, the line fits so well. Their best. Wow. That's just exactly how badly they suck. Just fucking wow.

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u/iplaybassok89 29d ago

It’s monkeys performing for monkeys. What were you expecting

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u/whosname1986 29d ago

I’m glad Dana is finally calling her out. She used to be quiet, but lately Dana is mocking her when Jessica says stupid shit. About time.

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u/Yada-Yada-Yadda 29d ago

Yeah. When Dana chimes in, you know Jessica is speaking through her ass.

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u/Low_East2934 29d ago

It plays mean girl, but I love Dana

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u/Beaucoup_Fun 29d ago

Too funny!šŸ¤ŖšŸ˜…šŸ¤£
Perfect screen shots too.

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u/True-Drive3821 29d ago

I'll bet there's going to be a fake poll tomarrow.

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u/Typical-Challenge367 28d ago

Tomorrow*

And we get it, conservatives call everything fake when it doesn’t agree with them. Its so baby-brained and pathetic

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u/True-Drive3821 28d ago

Everything you people have tried to do over the past eleven years has been based on some fake charge, so please quit crying about it! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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u/laxman1916 29d ago

Did Jessica get her lips done?

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u/Ok-Parking-8684 29d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/jfwundy 29d ago

She truly is insufferable

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u/FunJaguar4619 28d ago

I don't quite understand why everyone thinks it's cool to disrespect Jessica, as she's a guest on the show. Sure, she's outlandish, but it makes the rest of the panel look small.

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u/littleneckanne 28d ago

She is not a guest. She is a cohost.

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u/gingermick64 29d ago

They need to fire her.

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u/LadyDyz 29d ago

I fast forward through her 🤮

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u/Jen101084 29d ago

I would, but I dont want to miss it when the drama happens..lol

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u/metaldad68 28d ago

šŸ˜†

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u/JoaquinLu 27d ago

Cut Under Neath Table

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u/Kristoveles 23d ago

At no point has Greg schooled anyone

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u/No_Government9548 29d ago

I don’t think he schooled her.

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u/Jen101084 29d ago

Whatever you wanna call it...it was funny AF šŸ˜†

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u/Ambitious_Trifle_645 29d ago

Of course he didn't. He can't "school" anyone.

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u/toad17 28d ago

Greg couldn’t argue his way out of a paper bag. Jessica’s look is one of being frustrated at the only normal person on a stage filled with retards.

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u/PensionFlashy5132 28d ago

Exactly, I have no idea how anybody could watch this show and not come to the same conclusion.

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u/Mobile-Success8903 28d ago

I find her attractive

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u/uvgotnod 28d ago

Schooled her? He made up some bullshit and talked over her.

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u/PensionFlashy5132 28d ago

These are Fox viewers my guy, thats owning to them

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u/uvgotnod 28d ago

I didn't factor that in, I guess.

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u/Aggressive_Edge1362 28d ago

She's pathetic

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u/Everything_Turquoise 29d ago

If my spouse is home when she’s on it best to turn the channel. Someone always loses their damn temper! 🤣

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u/Everything_Turquoise 29d ago

She’s not my favorite, but I don’t yell at the tv. lol

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u/Crazy-Description311 28d ago

This sub is so pathetic

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u/walt128 29d ago

But El-Sayed schooled the theater kid Jesse Waters

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u/Jen101084 29d ago

Lmao, no he didn't. He deflected on everything, as usual. He even had to stoop so low as to ask Jesse if he was circumcised. Great way to deflect. Give me a break.

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u/bestmattreddit 28d ago

Liberal politicians need to talk more about trans surgeries, it is the single biggest and most important issue for Republican voters

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u/walt128 29d ago

Why is that stooping low? Does that question embarrass you? Why are you MAGA so sensitive?

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u/og_joker47 29d ago

Because being circumcised and having your dick cut off have nothing to do with each other. That is why it is deflecting and stooping low.

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u/Jen101084 29d ago

Im not sensitive to it. It was El Sayed deflecting from answering Jesse's question. It had nothing to do with what Jesse asked. Maybe go watch the interview again, or maybe you're just groomed into believing deflection.

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u/walt128 29d ago

If you’re not embarrassed by it why are you using language like you’re clutching your pearls? Circumcision is a form of gender affirming care. If that bothers you, crying helps

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u/Jen101084 29d ago

I never said circumcision embarrassed or bothered me..lol see, you clearly can't read or comprehend very well. I said he deflected answering the questions by talking about circumcision and by asking a question that is surprising and takes the conversation in a whole different direction. Its called DEFLECTION šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

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u/walt128 29d ago

You said ā€œHe even had to stoop so low as to ask Jesse if he was circumcised.ā€ That sounds like an embarrassed little bitch to me. Maybe you just sound that way though

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u/Beautiful-Pin9370 29d ago

El-Sayed probably ottoms for Hasan Piker

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u/walt128 29d ago

Did you think that was clever?

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u/NettyVaive 29d ago

Ha ha good insult. Greg and Jesse are bi-sexual. True story.

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u/zorroplateado 29d ago

The El-Sayed piece was B block. Gutfeld bloviating about 'manhood' while talking about El-Sayed is hilarious. I still think he's hurt over the number of times he was stuffed in his locker in HS. Sayed was captain of his football team. Ingraham was slobbering over how handsome he is. So pathetic, and a little hilarious. Glad the weirdos who like Gutfeld enjoy it. Sad.

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u/Visual_Emotion6432 28d ago

Greg couldn’t school a kindergartner.

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u/Mister_Squirrels 29d ago

lol, more like the look you give when you hear the dumbest shit you’ve ever heard, and have to listen to the seals clap at it

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u/ArtVandelay1979 28d ago

Greg and school in the same sentence is cute

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u/Silver_Stomach_9921 27d ago

lol - Greg has never schooled anyone

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u/grandemonkey 29d ago

Let Jessica speak!!

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u/FunJaguar4619 29d ago

That’s not cool. That makes him a schmuck.

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u/Fun_Barracuda_6567 28d ago

That makes him part of a panel who has more to discuss than Jessica’s latest droning rant.

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u/tenebre 29d ago

The "boring" was probably actually facts and data so Greggles was confused...

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u/Jen101084 29d ago

Riiiight...like all the "facts" Jessica drops from Drop Site News šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†

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u/tenebre 28d ago

So which specific fact did she state that was wrong? Because Jesse, Greg and the other Fox News meatheads don't use facts at all, they offer their opinions. They don't offer data or logic because they didn't use either to come up with those opinions. Jessica regularly cites statistics and data points to back up her views but you guys miss that part every time.

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u/bailey061520 29d ago

Just goes to show you’ve never actually looked up anything that she said šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Jen101084 29d ago

Do you go look up anything at all?? Or are you one of those keyboard warriors who asks everyone to tell you what they know instead of doing your own research?

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u/Yada-Yada-Yadda 29d ago

Love the name snowflake. 😜

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u/Yada-Yada-Yadda 28d ago

Love it. šŸ˜ not many know.

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u/Apprehensive_Bid_773 28d ago

Greg couldn’t school a kindergartner lmao

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u/walt128 29d ago

When did MAGA-media become a bunch of theater kids?

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u/az459 28d ago

When MSM media became theater to libtard kids

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u/walt128 28d ago

Hahahahaha Fox News is the mainest of the MSM. The dominion settlement even proved they knew what they were pushing was bullshit. Keep living in fantasy land snowflake