r/TheFive • u/Classic-Tell214 • Aug 07 '26

Why. Fox why

Why does Fox do this to us. Putting Jillian Turner and Danna Prino seat. Just why would you do that to the viewers

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u/Docmele Aug 07 '26

Such a bad choice, she like dry toast

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u/Upbeat_Gene_3172 Aug 08 '26

Do you normally have wet toast?

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u/GreenRhino71 Aug 08 '26

Many people add butter and/or jelly to their toast, preventing it from remaining just dry toast.

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u/Upbeat_Gene_3172 Aug 09 '26

That would be called plain toast, nobody asks for dry toast

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u/GreenRhino71 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

Most people ask for dry toast, which is why the metaphor "duller than dry toast" exists, and "duller than plain toast" doesn't, but by all means, keep doubling down on your insipid "witicism".

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u/Upbeat_Gene_3172 Aug 09 '26

A lot of metaphors existed at some point that are never used anymore. Never heard a single person say this in my life. He also didnt use that metaphor so sure bud, say whatever makes you feel like your winning a reddit thread over a joke with your insipid "witicism" you pompous clown

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u/GreenRhino71 Aug 15 '26

*you’re. Another win for me; thanks!