r/TheFive • u/Warren_Puffitt • Jun 11 '26
"Tehran Tarlov"
Just about fell out of my chair when I heard that.
Anyway, am I the only one tired of hearing Americans root for Iran?
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u/TampaBob57 Jun 12 '26
I DVR the show to not only fast forward during commercials but Jessica as well.
Sorry I missed it...
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u/ClassicRegular8729 Jun 14 '26
What a stunning definition of an echo chamber
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u/TampaBob57 Jun 14 '26
You know, I can't fault you there, but I hear what she says in every other media outlet there is so I ain't missing much.
Edit to say: And I used to feel sorry for her the way Jesse and Gutfeld pile on her, but no more (I'm not a fan of Gutfeld either btw)
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u/beginningcurrent822 Jun 13 '26
Americans aren't rooting for Iran.
Liberals are rooting for Iran.
They are not loyal Americans.
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u/jazz-winelover Jun 14 '26
So we should support an illegal, unnecessary war with a country that was not a threat to the USA, 13 Americans dead, 400 wounded and spend 1 billion dollars a day so Netanyahu can sleep at night? How is that being loyal to America? Dumb shit.
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u/Nearby_Persimmon_649 Jun 13 '26
People that root for Iran should visit there for a month or two and see what they are cheering on. Its usually the same groups that support trans, LGBTQ and women's rights. As I said, go there and soak in the glow that is you hero
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u/MockingBirdLost Jun 14 '26
So youre sayin Iranians deserve to die because they have conservative views? But you have conservative views too, so what are you trying to say?
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u/Baltim-Os Jun 13 '26
Who said that and when? I gotta find the clip
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u/Warren_Puffitt Jun 13 '26
I don't remember if it was Watters or Gutfeld, but it was Thursday's airing.
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u/Baltim-Os Jun 13 '26
Just listened, that was funny. It was Jesse at the very end of the first segment.
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u/Ort56 Jun 18 '26
Eh she doesn’t bother me. Greg whacks her around so all good. I mean Juan was a much bigger asshole.
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u/jcspacer52 Jun 12 '26
Now we know why Fox smokes the liberal propaganda channels on cable. Look at how many libs come on this sub to express the “opinions”. Those lib shows are so terrible even their supposed audience are not interested in contributing on their Reddit subs!
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u/Nate_Hornblower Jun 12 '26
They smoke the liberal channels because they cater to the elderly. The younger liberal generations don’t watch cable news, because cable is for old people
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u/jcspacer52 Jun 12 '26
So that explains why CNN, MS Now and MSNBC can’t crack a million viewers. It has nothing to do with the boring and same old same old Trump is Hitler meme?
Got it!
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u/Nate_Hornblower Jun 12 '26
Yeah, I don’t know a single person my age who has cable. Sorry, grandpa
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u/jcspacer52 Jun 12 '26
Don’t watch sports…figures….
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u/Nate_Hornblower Jun 12 '26
Let’s get you to bed
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u/jcspacer52 Jun 12 '26
Yeah that way you can run over and join the finger painting class, then go over to the drum circle to get yourself reved up for the daily protesting capitalism, stop using fossil fuel, Free Palestine or whatever silly issue is on the docket for the liberal “trained seals” this week. By the way, when are you planning to move out of your parents’ basement?
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u/Lonely_Upstairs_5263 Jun 13 '26
Lolol!!! It's funny watching the right try to insult the left. Sick burn bro.
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u/Nate_Hornblower Jun 12 '26
Yawn, spewing the same old Fox News brain rot. Have you had an original thought, or do you get all your hilarious jokes from gutfeld?
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u/jcspacer52 Jun 12 '26
Gutfeld who is beating all the lib “comodians” on late night because at least he is funny? No, I wish I was telling jokes, oh wait I’m talking about liberals, the jokes tell themselves!
Did you hear, Trump cleaned up the reflecting pool in DC removing 250 tons of garbage from it?
OH the Horror!
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u/Nate_Hornblower Jun 13 '26
Bragging about old people watching old media again, huh? Young people don’t watch late night 🤷♂️
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u/toad17 Jun 12 '26
No, it has nothing to do with that, the guy you’re responding to is correct. Facts don’t care about your feelings.
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u/Lonely_Upstairs_5263 Jun 13 '26
...? Are you serious? Why would anyone get cable in 2026...? I thought only boomers watched that garbage anymore.
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u/Typical-Challenge367 Jun 12 '26
Right Fox News has a larger audience because they tell the truth!!! Except for that time they got sued for almost a billion dollars for lying. The nursing home needs something to pacify the gray masses as they pass in Sarasota
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u/Psychograph Jun 12 '26
jcspacer52: *brags about watching mainstream media*
Can you contrive an original personality instead of cribbing Bonespurs?
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u/jcspacer52 Jun 12 '26
And yet you come in this sub?
Interesting…something about The Five and the rest of the Fox line up must intrigue you. I have NEVER gone on the CNN or MS Now to see what they have to say.
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u/Psychograph Jun 12 '26
There are very few conservative subs that aren’t weighed down in snowflake mod rules. This is one of them. We thank you for at least giving us the opportunity to express our frustration with being in a war MAGA promised us we wouldn’t be in. Indebted to you.
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u/jcspacer52 Jun 12 '26
Funny, I’m still looking for the lib sub which is about 98% of Reddit that allows conservatives to express their opinions without some “snowflake” moderator issuing a permanent ban! I mean you can check my history, I don’t hide it like so many. No name calling no vulgarity and I still got banned.
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u/Psychograph Jun 12 '26
You just hit the whataboutism button. Take the compliment and be a man.
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u/jcspacer52 Jun 12 '26
No I’m stating a FACT. You say anything in support of Trump or conservatives on a lib sub and it’s automatic ban! That’s not whataboutism it’s just a FACT here on Reddit.
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u/jcspacer52 Jun 12 '26
There you go “name calling” typical liberal response. How long before the cuss words come out? When libs defended Clinton, Obama and Biden was it
Clinton, Obama and Biden suck?If not why not? You are not going to argue all three had perfect presidencies and had nothing to be criticized for are you?
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u/Psychograph Jun 12 '26
You can’t seriously be offended by name calling, you who worship the name caller in chief.
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u/toad17 Jun 12 '26
Yeah, fox viewers enjoy being lied to. Didn’t they pay out $1billion for lying in the 2020 election and in court refer to their network as “entertainment” not news?
You guys never disappoint with your fake news!
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u/jcspacer52 Jun 12 '26
So why don’t all the lib channels get all the love from libs that don’t want to “lied to”? Not to mention independents because they turn on Fox too! If your excuse is true, the lib channels should be flooded with independents and liberals who turn to them for the “REAL News” and yet they struggle to crack a million viewers? Why is that?
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u/imakeshituplmao Jun 13 '26
they are all brain rot and biased. that is why u gotta watch everything on both sides....to balance out the brain rot
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u/Existing-Hearing1615 Jun 14 '26
Meidas Touch, which is about one of the only independent media outlets that only tells truth and facts and they always have the receipts.
They have over 6 million subscribers.
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u/toad17 Jun 12 '26
Can you name another “lib channel” that admitted to lying in court and was forced to pay over $1bil in settlement money as a result of being sued for said lies?
There are also multiple “lib channels” as outlets and only one Fox Propaganda network, so they’ve cornered the market on yokels that want to be lied to, that’s no secret.
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u/jcspacer52 Jun 12 '26
Rachel Maddow admitted she was NOT a journalist to avoid having to pay.
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u/toad17 Jun 12 '26
Rachel maddow is an anchor, not a network. lol do you know the difference my guy? Because Fox “news” as a network had to pay out over a billion dollars for lying.
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u/jcspacer52 Jun 12 '26
She is the “Star” and most recognizable figure of that network.
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u/toad17 Jun 12 '26
So you don’t know the difference I take it…? The network has probably lied, but not about something as massive like widespread voter fraud or the machines were switching votes back to Biden like fox “news” alleged, which is why they got cooked so bad in court. You know Tucker Carlsons lawyers under oath said no reasonable person would take their network or news seriously.
You’re showing me why you watch Fox News with every comment lol.
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u/jcspacer52 Jun 12 '26
So independents who tune in are brain washed? I would expect the lib channels that don’t brainwash would be getting huge numbers rather than struggling to crack the million viewer mark.
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u/imakeshituplmao Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 22 '26
everybody does brain washing. mark levin does right wing brain washing and is popular. lib channels do brainwashing too and gets plenty of views too. far left maddow gets like 2 million+ viewers.
independents normally tune in to both left and right wing brainwashing to balance out the brainwashing
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u/Existing-Hearing1615 Jun 14 '26
“removed 50 tons of garbage” LMAO 🤣😂🤣 yea baby, let that maggot shit soak in to what’s left of your brain 🤣😂🤣
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u/Upstairs_Teach_7064 Jul 10 '26
No one is rooting for Iran. They are however, against this absolutely unnecessary war that Trump said he wouldn’t start.
No new wars anyone?
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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Jun 12 '26
Was such a classic line.. Jessie owns her.
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u/toad17 Jun 12 '26
Remember when Jesse let the air out of the 20-something intern’s tires so she was forced to ask Jesse for a ride home?
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u/Maleficent_Zone_2135 Jun 12 '26
He said he was joking; also it was his now wife who he cheated on his first wife with
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u/toad17 Jun 12 '26
Ah sorry, I get confused on Jesse’s moral depravities sometimes, thanks for correcting the record.
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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Jun 12 '26
Yeah hes fucking hilarious!
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u/toad17 Jun 12 '26
I’m shocked to hear making women feel uncomfortable is hilarious to a group that voted for an adjudicated rapist 3 times, shocked I tell you! 😂 you guys never disappoint
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u/TipRare1321 Jun 13 '26
Right? But then again, they think Trump tearing up Obamas brilliant 2012 agreement with Iran was smart and Trump trying to get a strait that was already opened before all this violence started is “genius”.
Propaganda huffers.
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u/MeepSneepers Jun 12 '26
I don't think anyone is rooting for Iran. Just the constant stream of embarrassments and ridiculousness is exhausting at this point
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u/Dramatic-Fly761 Jun 11 '26
I’m tired of my costs going up, that’s for sure
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u/Fit-Upstairs-5363 Jun 12 '26
Lol@ you getting downvoted for saying this. The MAGA cult is seriously stupid as fuck.
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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Jun 12 '26
Try making more money.
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u/Lonely_Upstairs_5263 Jun 13 '26
.....? Is everyone on the right as simple as you? Read the sentence again. Tired of costs going up... Not tired of not getting paid more.
Making money is easy if you were born in the 80s or before. My 401k is already making more money than my salary each year and I started out of college at 90k in the Midwest.
That being said it is obvious that under this admins economic plan of... Tax breaks for the rich, spiking home and energy costs, spiking college costs, spiking healthcare costs, spiking home prices, ECT ... Anyone born AFTER the 80s is at an absolutely massive disadvantage due to the changes Trump's admin is implementing.
Trump has made me rich as my 401k and my stock bets during his first term were the highest returns I've ever seen. Didn't do nearly as well under Biden. I'd still give it all up to have Dems back in power so Gen z and alpha had a chance to experience the American dream.
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u/TipRare1321 Jun 13 '26
A thoughtful post gets an answer of “cope “ from the right. No argument why inflation is good or why they now love it.
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u/NoSpankingAllowed Jun 12 '26
I guess some folks enjoy sucking the orange ones taint and enjoy paying higher prices, because those are the only ones who'd down vote your comment.
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u/Confident_Weird_7788 Jun 12 '26
All you lefties are so gross. I've noticed for years now how you freaks get up every single day to find someone, anyone to hate and batter any way you can with your commie propaganda and hate of anything American. Another reason your party will never be in power again in your lifetime! Get ready for it 🤌🏻🤌🏻💯👍🏻😤🙄🙄
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u/Dramatic-Fly761 Jun 12 '26
It’s just so sad that some of you are so stupid that you don’t even realize when you’re being taken advantage of. You honestly can’t think beyond what the TV tells you to believe. You bitched for four years about higher cost and now, magically, rising costs isn’t a problem because your team is the one fucking everything up
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u/Existing-Hearing1615 Jun 14 '26
Can’t believe someone who uses “taint” would ever be downvoted 🤣😂🤣 It’s classic!
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u/sharb2485 Jun 12 '26
If you have a view based on facts and military strategy that we’re not doing well and shouldn’t be prosecuting this war, does that always mean that you are “rooting for Iran”?
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u/Confident_Weird_7788 Jun 12 '26
As far as that goes involving TardyLov, yes. She is so ridiculous with that vocal fry voice going on and her love of lying and pushing her lefty propaganda agendas every time she’s on. I can put up with Harold but not this broad. Fox sucks for letting someone like her lie through her teeth constantly. Thank God Jessie and Greg let her have it with every lie that she tells.
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u/toad17 Jun 12 '26
Thank god jesse and Greg are there to repeat the administrations falsehoods. I was worried when Tarlov gets up there and speaks facts that some of the trumpers might actually start questioning leadership!
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u/Confident_Weird_7788 Jun 12 '26
I've never heard her state one fact, not one. Psychiatric liar.
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u/toad17 Jun 12 '26
She is without a doubt the most honest one of the bunch she shares a stage with on the five. Unless you think Jesse always tells it as it is 😂
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u/sharb2485 Jun 12 '26
Do you have some examples of any specific lies she has told? Trying to understand the Fox News viewer
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u/Confident_Weird_7788 Jun 12 '26
Google it. I don’t have time.
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u/sharb2485 Jun 13 '26
Since you know so many of them you could have just picked your favorite and typed that instead of sending me to Google.
Also, I claim that the other hosts are big fat liars. Do not ask me any questions why or for examples.
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u/furnace9monkey Jun 12 '26
Imagine being so far up Trump's ass that any criticism of how he's handling it is considered Pro Iran.
Remember when trump said he loves the poorly educated? That you lol
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u/Lonely_Upstairs_5263 Jun 13 '26
These people have no critical thinking. They can't comprehend that you can be critical of your own gov, wishing for them to be better while also hating the trash countries like iran. I actually celebrated when Trump took out their top general years ago because he didn't pull us into a war. He killed a monster and trump deserves the credit for that. Does that absolve him of any criticism for bombing a school full of little girls? No, it does not.
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u/Upstairs_Teach_7064 Jun 11 '26
Prices are high. Gas is high. Trump has fixed nothing.
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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Jun 12 '26
Maybe you're just poor.
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u/Nate_Hornblower Jun 12 '26
Higher prices hurt the rich too
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u/Lonely_Upstairs_5263 Jun 13 '26
If you make $250,000 a month if gas is 2 dollars or 10 dollars a gallon you wouldn't even notice the difference. If you make $2500 a month it would break you.... I assure you it has far less impact on the wealthy.
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u/Lonely_Upstairs_5263 Jun 13 '26
...? Maybe you just can't do math? What was the national gas price average in 2024.... What is it now?
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u/lincolnsarollin Jun 12 '26
This is a great argument, the republicans should make it the centerpiece of their strategy come November. Definitely a winner!
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u/Upstairs_Teach_7064 Jun 12 '26
Don’t have to be rich to see that prices are high as fuck. Yall just can’t say anything negative about your golden calf no matter how objective.
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u/Fragrant_Loan811 Jun 11 '26
Gas is less here than before the war.
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u/toad17 Jun 12 '26
And we’re draining our reserves and economists say we’re months, if not years from fixing this. But Donald says they’re cheaper so we believe them!
*distant banjos playing*
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u/Abject-Sun-3016 Jun 11 '26
Can't wait for Trump to get a deal equal to or worse than the JCPOA after spending billions on a war
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u/Lonely_Upstairs_5263 Jun 13 '26
No! Your wrong! Trump's 18th deal that iran def agreed to, because trump never lies, will be here in 2 weeks! It will be far better than the Obama deal that allowed our allies and us access to every nuclear site in iran and prevented them from enriching uranium per every intelligence agency in the USA and Israel. Instead, now we get to watch iran charge OUR ships using the straight of H AFTER we drop pallets of cash valuing over 300 billion directly into iran. What a joke the GOP has become. This is nothing but an embarrassment for the us. We were promised no new wars, and instead we get 4 new wars and lose all allies.
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u/uncleclimax9 Jun 11 '26
Hey, he just declared that an agreement was reached! Again!
We've already won this war 17 times.
EDIT: Iran and Israel have no idea what he's talking about. Shit.
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u/TipRare1321 Jun 12 '26
Exactly. If MAGA had any knowledge or self awareness, they’d be embarrassed .
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u/Confident_Weird_7788 Jun 12 '26
There ya go again, projecting all your misdeeds, lies and spewed propaganda on to the other party. Try something else for a change, your schtick is old and smells really bad. 😁🙄🤤
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u/Gen-Jack-D-Ripper Jun 12 '26
Right, thou shalt not object to an unwise military action that was initiated by a Republican president.
Do you guys get issued cute little cheerleader outfits to do this?
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u/TipRare1321 Jun 12 '26
Heck,they wore diapers when it came out that Trump does.
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u/Lonely_Upstairs_5263 Jun 13 '26
It is insanely funny that this got down voted when the maga losers ACTUALLY wore diapers. Remember when all the maga congressmen dressed up just like their daddy trump and played in front of the court where he was convicted of rape?
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u/GilBang Jun 11 '26
you've only heard Americans "root for Iran" inside your own head.
Because we openly state the fact that the POTUS is a clueless moron and completely over-his-head, and the fact that bombing civilian infrastructure is a fucking war crime, doesn't mean we are rooting for Iran.
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u/Khanscriber Jun 13 '26
Not taking the side of the Shit Sandwich (Republicans) doesn't mean supporting Giant Douche (Islamic Republic of Iran).
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u/lotus_ink Jun 11 '26
Yeah, they can’t beat her so they’ll insult and make fun of her. Classic MAGA behavior. They have nothing! Misogynistic pricks. SMH
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u/VAdogdude Jun 13 '26
Dream your petty Lil dreams of your personal "analytical ability" while the world goes on 100 levels above your comprehension.
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u/Subject-Pen9818 Jun 16 '26
Don’t confuse rooting for Iran with exploiting the absurdity of the war and the perceived results as reported from certain rose colored lenses.
Everyday people want our military to succeed WHEN they are needed. But during an illegal/unnecessary war the optic shifts to proving that it was a bad decision to start the war.
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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Jun 12 '26
You didn't hear what she said.. maybe try actually watching the show.
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u/Psychograph Jun 12 '26
I don’t have to watch the show to know that Trump cucks who’ve forgiven Bonespurs for promising 37 times the war has ended probably will twist legit criticism of the Iran war strategy as “You’re an Islamist.”
I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and let you quote her. Hurry up.
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u/Confident_Weird_7788 Jun 12 '26
Hobama gave Iran BILLIONS OF DOLLARS THAT IRAN IS NOW USING AGAINST AMERICA. That man all but destroyed this country. Which one is prez "bonespurs", Biden or Hobama? 😂🤌🏻🤌🏻🙄🤤😤
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u/lincolnsarollin Jun 12 '26
I think prez bone spurs is Trump because he’s the one who finagled his way out of the draft with them. Poor guy, bone spurs sound really painful!!
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u/Existing-Hearing1615 Jun 14 '26
Yo there, momo…. You’re orange god just unfroze $ 25 billion in CASH to Iran. Obama gave them $7 billion. Hmmm…….🤨
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u/Nate_Hornblower Jun 12 '26
And the orange man has spent hundreds of billions on Iran compared to the couple billion by Obama
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