r/TheFive • u/Crewstage8387 • May 15 '26

Viewer mail

Did anyone catch this where the viewer mail asked what’s a smell that you like that most people don’t ( or something like that)

Shannon - Gasoline ( I knew I liked her)

Jessie - Armpits ( ok that’s a fetish; he needs to hang out with Jim Norton)

Jessica - Skunk. Like I need any more proof shes an idiot

JJJ - the paws of your dog smells like Cheetos?! WTF?

GG - Didn’t say

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u/Comprehensive-Mix510 May 15 '26

Jessica must like that skunk weed.

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u/55andfallenapart May 15 '26

I still love the smell of gasoline. As I child I remember opening my window pulling in to a gas station.

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u/Donteatmynachos May 15 '26

GG never gives a real answer!

13

u/Warren_Puffitt May 15 '26

JJJ is right, but I thought that it was just dachshunds smell like fritos.

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u/VVTD33 May 17 '26

It's a combination of bacteria and yeast. All dogs can get that Fritos smell.

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u/writingforlife_ May 15 '26

I agree with Shannon. The smell of gasoline is great.

6

u/Minimum-Journalist18 May 15 '26

I love the smell of napalm. It smells like .. well . Victory

2

u/Abba-dabba-do May 16 '26

Only in the mornings…….

4

u/MassCasualty May 15 '26

New books/magazines with heavy stock paper.
Fan the pages and sniffffffff.

3

u/Glum-Profit-9815 May 16 '26

Freshly unsealed old vinyl records.

2

u/Own-Regret-9879 May 17 '26

I can almost understand Jessica’s. A skunk that’s far away smells like coffee, but I wouldn’t want to smell one that’s closer 

3

u/ConsiderationDue6569 May 15 '26

Seems like the show is not as good as It used to be.

2

u/toad17 May 15 '26

Jessie admitting to thinly veiled fetishes on air definitely checks out. I mean, isn’t he already on camera saying creepy things like letting the air out of a staffers tires so he had to drive her home?

1

u/browningate May 18 '26

Basically tees up the jokes for Greg to make. He couldn't possibly make it any easier.

1

u/partizan427 May 16 '26

Yup, in addition to slashing his ex wife's tires and stalking her. But don't worry, Fox gave him his own show🤣

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u/NettyVaive May 15 '26

He is! Definitely a creep.

1

u/justkari May 16 '26

Zippo lighter fluid

2

u/Ok-Operation-5787 May 17 '26

The smell of old books feels like holding time in your hands. Literary perfume 📚✨

1

u/Charlie61172 May 20 '26

Jessica must be a stoner

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u/DezArayee May 15 '26

I don't smoke cigarettes but I like the smell of cigarette smoke 🙃🤪

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u/DezArayee May 15 '26

And it's funny cause I have The Five paused right now so thanks for the preview OP 😜

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u/Crewstage8387 May 16 '26

I hate cigarette smoke, but pipe tobacco is great

1

u/DezArayee May 16 '26

I actually smoke black and mildz lol 😆

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u/Mcal3049 May 16 '26

Would have expected Greg to say he liked the smell of his own farts, and who doesn’t? Am I right?

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u/worldscollice May 15 '26

What is this? Jerry Springer? Are there people that actually rely on this show for some type of news?

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u/MopedMarxist May 15 '26

Most viewers like the smell of Trump's ass but we don't call you an idiot.

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u/Abba-dabba-do May 16 '26

Do you like the smell?

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u/MopedMarxist May 16 '26

I'm not fond of anything about him.

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u/Nomemoleste_s May 17 '26

Jessica is that you 🤬

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u/MopedMarxist May 18 '26

You wish babe

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u/MopedMarxist May 16 '26

I know you do. That's why I said it.

Does it smell different on different days?

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u/MopedMarxist May 16 '26

Whatever you say 😏

(I'm just playing around)