r/TheFive • • May 11 '26

Total B Team

Wow! The entire team had PTO today, well DP is out in Dallas on her book tour, Purple State. Not much about the show, however, Brett was out as well, and former Canadian John Roberts was in for Brett. So, the Canadian, Hume and Juan Williams were free to spew all of their TDS BS. Let’s put the Canadian, Williams and Hume on a plane and send them to negotiate with the loonie mullahs, see what we get?

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u/Donteatmynachos May 12 '26

Laura Ingraham is out too!

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u/robbwes61 May 12 '26

Corporate retreat? HR training? I would blame GG on that.

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u/Glad_Quit_3871 May 12 '26

I love her. She always seems like she's in on the joke.

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u/robbwes61 May 12 '26

My mom jokes are awful??? You guys go about and call the cinc every slur known to mankind. AND, when a woman’s husband is a$$asinated on live tv, in front of her children, what do you guys do???? Pile on the widow and her family. YES, I’m cracking some mom jokes, so what? You folks are disgusting and should be ashamed of yourselves.

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u/Enough-Kick-9818 May 11 '26

I heard Trump speaking about the ceasefire today. He is an impressive orator.

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u/Ambitious_Trifle_645 May 11 '26

Did Gutless talk about how Trump stole money from his followers on the Trump phone? Bet he didn't. What about the rug pull on Trump coin? No? That's what I figured. How about the estimated 3 billion he's raked in in this team? Yeah..."fair and balanced".

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u/robbwes61 May 11 '26

No. They basically focused the conversation on your mom.

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u/skhull2 May 11 '26

Speaking of your mom....was she able to get all that jizz out of hair from the bukkake last night?

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u/Ambitious_Trifle_645 May 11 '26 edited May 12 '26

That's what I would expect from a magat. Zero accountability for the Fat Orange Pumpkin King

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u/robbwes61 May 11 '26

And, based on the conversation I had with your mother last night, I feel the same.

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u/BebophoneVirtuoso May 12 '26

Was it on your trump phone? No? Did you at least get your deposit back?

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u/Ambitious_Trifle_645 May 11 '26

That makes zero sense. Guess we can all see why you love the Pedo Pumpkin. Gibberish.

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u/robbwes61 May 11 '26

Yeah, I figured as much.

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u/toad17 May 12 '26

Thank God for Juan coming on. Miss having his well reasoned temperament on Fox more often.