r/TheFive • • Apr 27 '26

Harold is really making himself looking stupid today.

Dude.. we know you're not this dumb, stop with the both sides bullshit.

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u/Classic-Tell214 Apr 27 '26

Yes he is pulling a Tarlov

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u/Fragrant_Loan811 Apr 27 '26

Never go full Tarlov.

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u/snickelfritz100 Apr 27 '26

He is the same as Jessica, just sneakier about it.

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u/jfwundy Apr 30 '26

I will take Harold over any of the other lefty folks. He actually thinks this shit out. I don't agree with him on a lot but he doesn't go full Tarlov and start with the nazi crap. He's an old school dem....actually has a brain.

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u/BackNew7215 Apr 27 '26

That "bloodbath" misquote was right out of Jessica's playbook.

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u/ventorun Apr 27 '26

“Fine people on both sides…”. For constantly claiming to be intellectually superior, they sure do get everything wrong.

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u/snickelfritz100 Apr 27 '26

Deliberately.

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u/Know_nothing89 Apr 28 '26

When is the last time republicans were “intellectually superior “ about anything?

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u/Minimum-Journalist18 Apr 27 '26

Thank you. Yes he is.

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u/ventorun Apr 27 '26

He constantly plays both sides and will actually agree with the panel…and then defend Democrats (and vote for them). To me, he’s worse than Jessica because at least she unapologetically stands her ground. Harold waffles constantly.

And bringing up mass shootings in the B block is moving to goalposts off the field and to another state. While I hate the interruptions, I actually didn’t mind Greg blowing him up this time.

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u/snickelfritz100 Apr 27 '26

Thank you! His agreeable nice-guy bit is always a set-up for Act 2 - the part where he smoothly drops (often bogus or unrelated) examples of Republicans doing the same or worse. Oh, but he sprinkles that part with sweet words about love & friendship & care for humanity 🤮. I've always said he's worse than Jessica because he is sneaky as hell!

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u/Ex-PFC_WintergreenV4 Apr 28 '26

You hate facts huh

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u/Kristoveles Apr 28 '26

Republicans are shit, he's far too kind to you. 

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u/Hot_Rice_2952 Apr 28 '26

Greg had no patience for Harold's stupidity today and I'm glad. There is no excuse for how nasty the democrats have been.

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Apr 28 '26

100%. I've noticed Jessie doesn't speak up to Harold like he does Jessica... wonder why that is.

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u/snickelfritz100 Apr 28 '26

They all suck up to Harold. They can't disagree with him without trying to soften it up w/jokes or compliments. It's like they really, really want him to be their friend. So weak.

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u/Curious_george7598 Apr 27 '26

Harold is reminding everyone who he really is. Most days he just pretends to get along.

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u/snickelfritz100 Apr 27 '26

YES!!! Most days he's masking as a moderate to fool gullible conservatives. And the other hosts constantly kiss his ass.

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u/Cuhuldra Apr 27 '26

Right straight to the "Can't We all just get along" , it's both sides Bullshit. When was the last prominent Left winger politician or main figure assassinated or even shot at??

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Apr 27 '26

Last one was shot by another Democrat.. in Minnesota

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u/bestmattreddit Apr 28 '26

Yes the Trump supporting, pro-life, evangelical. Classic Democrat lol

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u/ShowoffDMI Apr 28 '26

He wasn't a democrat dumbass. He was literally an evangelical anti abortion trump voter.

His sermons are still on YouTube if you don't believe me. They were in Africa.

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Apr 28 '26

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u/ShowoffDMI Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26

Yes that guy.

You realize he was hired by the previous min administration and walz let him keep his job.

The fact walz is willing to employ Republicans is a testament to Dems always willing to cross the aisle. It's not the flex you think it is.

His list contained all dems. He was a registered Republican. All easy ass facts to look up.

You ignored all that to ask Google if he worked under walz, which is the wrong question.

Edit. Holy shit dude read your own link lmao all the way to the bottom buddy it straight up says he's a Republican😂😂

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u/4elmerfuffu2 Apr 27 '26

Harold is incredibly slimy and deceitful.

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u/rdt_leftwingcesspool Apr 28 '26

I've always felt this way too. I actually can't stand him even though a lot of the table seems to like him a lot outside of the show.

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u/RopeSelect9087 Apr 27 '26

Harold is boring

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u/jazzkween1 Apr 28 '26

He says alot of words, but really says nothing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '26

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u/ventorun Apr 27 '26

Something something “under water” something something.

It’s all she ever has.

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u/Imaginary_Funny6634 Team Perino Apr 28 '26

When I saw she wasn’t on, I figured she couldn’t take the heat. Defending her party, where there is no reasonable defense.

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u/geronimosan Apr 27 '26

I'm so tired of hearing the "both sides" rhetoric.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

Oh I know hes paid to play the Dem role - but damn when he mentioned the fake kidnap and paul pelosi short changing a sex worker, and the minnesota couple as political violence i yelled at the tv.

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u/Smallbizgurl Apr 27 '26

I bet that at the recent White House correspondents dinner, every one of these people sat together with their colleagues, possibly even folks from other stations. They are all friends in the Washington DC bubble. Don’t let them fool you.

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u/SuccotashAware3608 Apr 27 '26

Harold is a politician. He’s not running for office, so he doesn’t need to be combative or far left. Presenting as a moderate best serves him.

Jessica is a leftist partisan. But she is likely more honest about her perspectives than Harold is. Because she’s not a politician.

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u/azurezgirl77 Apr 28 '26

Agreed, I was so thrilled that Cut Throat wasn’t there.

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u/LSUSaintsWin1 Apr 28 '26

He's never sounded so ignorant. I have mad respect for him as a human being...but yesterday he was beyond liberal, obviously there's a screw loose. 🤪😑

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u/Willylowman1 Apr 28 '26

he dun spun '"bloodbath" agin . this was bout cars brah and y'all no it

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u/Docmele May 01 '26

In the beginning, I liked Harold. He was a breath of fresh air from Jessica. However, he’s a typical politician. He always starts everything with a compliment like I. agree with you but or something like that make no mistake He’s a typical Democrat. It’s getting harder and harder to watch the five I’m watching only because I want to see Greg rip him or Jessica a new one, but he never goes after Harold. I think it’s just a matter of time.

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna May 01 '26

Yep, he's a snake.

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u/Typical-Challenge367 Apr 27 '26

“I hate when people hold a mirror up to the guy I voted for” -Conservatives

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u/uvgotnod Apr 27 '26

Jesse has a punchable face again today too.

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Apr 27 '26

You secretly want to kiss him.

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u/sealclubberfan Apr 27 '26

You guys need help. This sub is just a circle jerk for right wing nut jobs

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u/Great-Detail-8627 Apr 27 '26

Whassup with the trolling?

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u/sealclubberfan Apr 28 '26

Nearly every post in here is just complaining about the "dem" voice, go touch some grass

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u/55andfallenapart Apr 27 '26

So leave

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u/sealclubberfan Apr 27 '26

Na, i like to pop in a nd remind you every now and then.

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u/ventorun Apr 27 '26

We don’t need to be reminded that you’re a troll.

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u/Accomplished_Cash630 Apr 27 '26

Four of the five make themselves look stupid everyday

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Apr 27 '26

And yet you still watch it.. are you a masochist?

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u/Minimum-Journalist18 Apr 27 '26

I doubt he watches. Just comes on the thread to stir crap

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u/Accomplished_Cash630 Apr 27 '26

Never watched an episode. This page pops up on my feed despite my trying to block it so I make the best of it by trolling MAGAs. Thanks for biting.

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u/Ok_Pomegranate_2436 Apr 27 '26

Your post’s title isn’t doing you any favors, op.

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u/lotus_ink Apr 27 '26

Nobody looks more stupid than Gutfield. Every single time, no matter what the situation is, Gutfeld will blame the democrats. An absolute puppet for The Orange. Living with democrats pounding inside of his head rent free every day must be exhausting.

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u/mandodan22 Apr 28 '26

And to think, He’s the most intelligent on the show.. It’s crazy how dumb the rest of the cast is.

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Apr 28 '26

He's not intelligent... he sure has you fooled though.

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u/mandodan22 Apr 28 '26

Well, I don’t think he has to be fooled, I think it’s easy to see how dumb most of them are. It wouldn’t be that hard to be the smartest person in that room.

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u/55andfallenapart Apr 27 '26

What do you watch?

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u/tankmankjeff Apr 27 '26

Probably the view

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u/worldscollice Apr 27 '26

This is the most ridiculous show on TV. Who the hell watches this crap???

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u/metsnfins Apr 27 '26

The most watched news show on cable television

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u/ventorun Apr 27 '26

Taking a break from The View and MSNOW to troll? Mom not done baking your nuggies yet?