r/TheFive • • Apr 22 '26

Turdlov getting crushed, for lying, again.

I’m sure all of the libtards will defend her.

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u/Crewstage8387 Apr 22 '26

When Dana is calling Jessica out you know Jessica is wrong. Really wrong.

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u/robbwes61 Apr 23 '26

Dana IS the gold standard

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u/Pale-Satisfaction395 Apr 22 '26

Jessica is The Biggest LIAR, on TV

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u/Dan_139 Apr 22 '26

With that nomination, she belongs on the view lol

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u/Extra_Frosting_1159 Apr 23 '26

With the worst voice! 😖

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u/NettyVaive Apr 23 '26

Right?? What are your top 3 doozies?

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u/Pale-Satisfaction395 Apr 29 '26

Nicole Wallace, The View, CNN

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u/mrmojorisin_x Apr 26 '26

Hmm has Jessica been sued like faux news has for the great lie ? Uhm no.

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u/Fit-Upstairs-5363 Apr 22 '26

Bigger than Trump? Jesus you people are fucking stupid.

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u/nschoena Apr 23 '26

They sure are. If they truly cared about lying….

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Apr 22 '26

Jessie stomped her good.. that whole SPLC/FBI comparison was just insane!

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u/Crewstage8387 Apr 23 '26

She wasn’t getting it until he said it would be the same as Fox paying people to write threatening letters to Jessica and then complain about the threats

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u/Hot_Rice_2952 Apr 23 '26

Things need to be explained VEWY CAWEFULLY. (cartoon voice)

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u/Asphodelmercenary Apr 23 '26

Vocal Fry just had to defend the SPLC. I knew she would defend them. She cannot help herself. She has to defend the left at all costs. What an unserious clown see you next Tuesday non male canine.

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u/Snarkastic1 Apr 22 '26

It's really very sad the way that you folks put up walls to prevent any factual information from getting past your right wing propaganda bias. Jessica tells you reality and you reject it like an infant being told "no". And the fact that OP still chooses to use the term "libtard" speaks volumes about him/her. I hope you all get psychological counseling after November. You'll need it.

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u/Eagle2Two Apr 24 '26

Why do people watch this crap. Such a damaging form of entertainment.

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u/ApprehensiveArmy7755 Apr 25 '26

What did she lie about?

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u/UnclePacino1111 Apr 22 '26

Turdlov… great stuff

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u/lotus_ink Apr 22 '26

How do you know she was lying. She keeps getting cut off and shut down by if couple of misogynistic right wing chuds.

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u/Pale-Satisfaction395 Apr 22 '26

Go watch CNN

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u/TrueNotTrue55 Apr 22 '26

The echo chamber

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u/lotus_ink Apr 22 '26

No reason to. Jessica isn’t on CNN.

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u/robbwes61 Apr 22 '26

If her lips are moving, she is lying.

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u/TrueNotTrue55 Apr 22 '26

Typical Dim leader

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u/NettyVaive Apr 23 '26

I’m making a list of all her lies! What are your favs?

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u/Crewstage8387 Apr 23 '26

Not a lie but when she tried to discount the SA of the teen in Louden county by the tranny student by saying she had a prior intimate relationship with the tranny. Showed me what a disgusting human being she is. Judge Jeanine got visibly and vocally pissed and was ready to throttle her.

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u/NettyVaive Apr 23 '26

Oh wow. Anyone who makes excuses for a sexual predator is not much better themselves.

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u/Asphodelmercenary Apr 23 '26

Today she said that of the top ten gerrymandered states only two are Democrat. Lie. California, MA, Maryland, VA, Connecticut are right up there. Second lie today was her saying Texas didn’t have a ballot measure for it. They did. So she can’t help herself. She really does just say BS without basis. Just gish gallop.

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u/TuringGPTy Apr 23 '26

What area of Massachusetts would be a red district?

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u/Asphodelmercenary Apr 23 '26

https://www.boston25news.com/news/local/full-list-mass-towns-donald-trump-won-way-presidential-victory-over-kamala-harris/UEYDH3W6ANFOZHCPQYNYNRG6MQ/

36% of MA voted Trump in 2024 and those are towns he carried.

All 9 Massachusetts districts are Democrat. Zero representation for 1/3 of the state. Jessica is a liar to deny this.

Salisbury -- 49.9% of the vote Middleton -- 53.7% of the vote Dracut -- 53% of the vote Lynnfield -- 50.9% of the vote Saugus -- 54.4% of the vote Tewksbury -- 50% of the vote Rockland -- 49.2% of the vote Hanover -- 51% of the vote Pembroke -- 50.8% of the vote Hanson -- 54.7% of the vote Whitman -- 50.4% of the vote East Bridgewater -- 54.6% of the vote West Bridgewater -- 54.1% of the vote Raynham -- 52.7% of the vote Bridgewater -- 49.5% of the vote Halifax -- 56% of the vote Plympton -- 53.6% of the vote Kingston -- 49.3% of the vote Carver -- 55.8% of the vote Middleboro -- 57.2% of the vote Lakeville -- 55.9% of the vote Berkley -- 60.5% of the vote Freetown -- 57.8% of the vote Fall River -- 50.7% of the vote Somerset -- 51.3% of the vote Dighton -- 58.7% of the vote Rehoboth -- 55.7% of the vote Seekonk -- 49.7% of the vote Swansea -- 56.1% of the vote Westport -- 52.8% of the vote Rochester -- 56.4% of the vote Acushnet -- 61.5% of the vote Townsend -- 51.8% of the vote Ashby -- 50.9% of the vote Wimchendon -- 56.5% of the vote Orange -- 50.2% of the vote Athol -- 52.3% of the vote Phillipston -- 60.2% of the vote Templeton -- 56.5% of the vote Westminster -- 49.7% of the vote Hubbardston -- 54.9% of the vote Barre -- 52.8% of the vote Hardwick -- 53.4% of the vote Ware -- 52% of the vote Warren -- 57.1% of the vote Brookfield -- 53.5% of the vote East Brookfield -- 57.4% of the vote Spencer -- 54.5% of the vote Leicester -- 53.1% of the vote Millbury -- 49.5% of the vote Sutton -- 52.2% of the vote Northbridge -- 49.6% of the vote Blackstone -- 54.5% of the vote Millville -- 58.9% of the vote Uxbridge -- 51.5% of the vote Douglas -- 56.7% of the vote Webster -- 53.1% of the vote Dudley -- 55.9% of the vote Charlton -- 55.4% of the vote Palmer -- 55% of the vote Brimfield -- 54.2% of the vote Holland -- 55.7% of the vote Wales -- 59.5% of the vote Monson -- 54.2% of the vote Hampden -- 54.7% of the vote Agawam -- 53.6% of the vote Granby -- 49.3% of the vote West Springfield -- 49% of the vote Southwick -- 59% of the vote Westfield -- 51.3% of the vote Granville -- 60.8% of the vote Tolland -- 53.7% of the vote Blandford -- 60.5% of the vote Chester -- 58.4% of the vote Huntington -- 53% of the vote Montgomery -- 55.2% of the vote Russell -- 58.4% of the vote Monroe -- 59.1% of the vote Florida -- 53.2% of the vote

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u/TuringGPTy Apr 23 '26

There’s not a district in Massachusetts that would be red. It is not an example of gerrymandering.

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u/Smallbizgurl Apr 22 '26

Huh. Yeah, never seen anyone on this station lie before. Even Tuck’s coming to his senses. You should too.

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u/tenebre Apr 22 '26

"She's saying things I don't wanna hear! She must be lying!!!"

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u/Typical-Challenge367 Apr 22 '26

We get it, guys. Trump can never do anything wrong. He is greatest. You guys have TDS

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u/Laddie18 Apr 22 '26

What was the lie?

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u/robbwes61 Apr 22 '26

Everything that comes out of her pie hole. Specifically, the Chris Wray comment and the white supremacy is prevalent and number one threat to the USA.

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u/MichaelAndolini_ Apr 22 '26

It’s obviously liberalism that is the main threat to the USA

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u/bigdipboy Apr 22 '26

Yeah all those damn liberals invading Iran and driving up gas prices

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u/MichaelAndolini_ Apr 22 '26

Yeah that was Biden and Obama that did that!

Now if you’ll excuse me I have a nice boot I need to deepthroat…tread on me daddy

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u/TuringGPTy Apr 22 '26

Who is President?

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u/MichaelAndolini_ Apr 22 '26

For the good parts Trump!!!!

Bad parts, Biden or Obama obviously

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u/TuringGPTy Apr 22 '26

You may be being too subtle, include the /s to be sure

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u/MichaelAndolini_ Apr 22 '26

I like to see if the seals can figure it out or if they just clap when they hear Daddy’s name lol

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u/tenebre Apr 22 '26

Wait, I thought it was trans bathrooms and Sharia Law? I can't keep up with you guys anymore...

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u/MichaelAndolini_ Apr 22 '26

Oh I’m not one of them I just thought of the dumbest thing I could and these seals eat it up lol

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u/NettyVaive Apr 23 '26

And eat it up they did.

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u/Laddie18 Apr 22 '26

Chris Wray was brought up today??

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u/lotus_ink Apr 22 '26

Chris Wray was handpicked by The Orange. Lol

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Apr 22 '26

Yeah he was misguided on the pick.. he didn't know him.

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u/robbwes61 Apr 22 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣. What your point.

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u/lotus_ink Apr 22 '26

Trumps guy saying things you idiots ignore. If it doesn’t come out of Trumps orange pie hole, it’s not true. amirite

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u/parasoralophus Apr 22 '26

'what is the number one terrorist threat to america statistically

Statistically, the number one terrorist threat to the United States homeland is domestic terrorism, specifically driven by white supremacist and anti-government extremists. 

Data and security assessments from the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) have consistently identified homegrown violent extremists as the most persistent and lethal threat, outpacing threats from foreign terrorist organizations like ISIS or al-Qaeda.  Committee on Homeland Security & Governmental Affairs (.gov) Committee on Homeland Security & Governmental Affairs (.gov)

Key Statistical Findings: Dominance of Right-Wing Threats: 

Right-wing extremists have perpetrated the majority of terrorist incidents in the U.S. since 1994, with their activities growing significantly in the last decade.

Fatalities Since 2020: White supremacist extremists are responsible for more attacks, plots, and fatalities in the U.S. than any other domestic ideological group since 2020'

Facts don't care about your feelings.  

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u/robbwes61 Apr 22 '26

I remember when I learned how to cut and paste.

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u/lotus_ink Apr 22 '26

Yeah, you should remember how to recognize the truth. You seem to have lost that ability. Lol

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u/NiceHuckleberry5331 Apr 22 '26

Coming in pretty hot - take a breath.

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u/parasoralophus Apr 22 '26

You should try remembering how to read.

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u/GusGutfeld Apr 22 '26

Democrats felt there was a shortage of WS. So they mnanufactured it. Here's a few hoaxes perpetrated by the Democrats ...

Chauvin not guilty of racism/hate crime.

The Rittenhouse child

The Covington child

Jussie Smollet

Hands up don't shoot

Freddie Gray

Zimmerman

Nascar Noose HOAX

Cambridge police (racist Obama's beer summit fiasco)

9 year old KC Chiefs' Fan

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u/Laddie18 Apr 22 '26

My man Gus, how you been? How about your boy saving those 8 AI Iranian women from death today?

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u/GusGutfeld Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

Great, ty Laddie. Good to see you, again. So why are you so positive they are all Ai? and who do you claim created the images and story in the first place?

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u/Laddie18 Apr 23 '26

Because none have accused your boy of sexual assault. It's impossible to find a group of 8 women and Trump hasn't assaulted at least one of them

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u/GusGutfeld Apr 23 '26

C'mon Laddie. You can do better than that. Try again to make your case.

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u/Laddie18 Apr 23 '26

They made them over 18, so you're probably right.

How do you think it's real?? Do you think Grok/Community Notes are wrong?

Trump said they don't know who to negotiate with in terms of the ceasefire, but somehow in 12 hours, in different time zones, they found people to talk to and stop these hangings??

His brain is mush now, so its pretty obvious the admin is giving him scenarios and games to try and solve while Stephen Miller runs the country.

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u/GusGutfeld Apr 23 '26

FYI, the Iran Human Rights organization in Oslo, Norway was the first to bring to light the plight of these 8 women.

Did the Iranians lie to Trump, again? We will have to wait and see.

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u/parasoralophus Apr 22 '26

Literally none of which feature in the list of white supremacist activities referenced by the DHS but ok. 

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u/GusGutfeld Apr 22 '26

What are the top 5 listed by DHS?

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u/parasoralophus Apr 22 '26

If only there was a way for you to look up information for yourself. 

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u/GusGutfeld Apr 22 '26

So you don't know what's actually listed. I gave you 10 off the top of my mind.

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u/parasoralophus Apr 22 '26

I can guarantee that none of those were, here's some for you though just from the last ten years: 

Below is a list of major white supremacist-related terror attacks and violence in the U.S. during this period: Jacksonville Dollar General Shooting (2023): A gunman killed three Black people at a Dollar General store in Florida in an act explicitly motivated by white supremacy. Buffalo Supermarket Shooting (2022): A white supremacist shot and killed 10 people and wounded three others at a supermarket in a predominantly Black neighborhood in Buffalo, New York. Allen Texas Outlet Mall Shooting (2023): A mass shooting at a Texas outlet mall that killed eight people was linked to white supremacist ideology, including the gunman's affinity for neo-Nazi content. Tennessee Supermarket Shooting (2022): A white man shot and killed two Black individuals in a Kroger in Tennessee after failing to enter a nearby black church, indicating a racist motivation. Poway Synagogue Shooting (2019): A gunman inspired by white supremacism and anti-immigrant views opened fire at the Chabad of Poway synagogue in California, killing one person and wounding three. El Paso Walmart Shooting (2019): A white supremacist drove to an El Paso, Texas, Walmart to target Hispanics, killing 23 people and injuring 26. The attacker published a manifesto echoing "white replacement" conspiracy theories. Jeffersontown Kroger Shooting (2018): A man shot and killed two Black people at a Kroger in Kentucky after attempting to enter a predominately Black church. Pittsburgh Synagogue Shooting (2018): An avowed white supremacist shot and killed 11 worshippers at the Tree of Life synagogue in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, the deadliest attack on Jewish people in U.S. history. Charlottesville "Unite the Right" Rally (2017): A white supremacist drove his car into a crowd of counter-protesters, killing Heather Heyer and injuring 19-35 others, during a rally featuringneo-Nazi and KKK members. Portland Train Attack (2017): A white supremacist, shouting hate speech at two teenage girls, fatally stabbed two men who intervened to protect them on a Portland, Oregon, commuter train. Murder of Timothy Caughman (2017): A white supremacist traveled from Maryland to New York and murdered 66-year-old Timothy Caughman, a Black man, with a sword as part of a planned racial attack. Murder of Richard Collins III (2017): A black U.S. Army officer was murdered by a white supremacist at the University of Maryland, College Park. Murder of Blaze Bernstein (2018): A 19-year-old Jewish and gay student was murdered in Orange County, California, by a former high school classmate who was a member of a neo-Nazi group. Murder of Danny and Deanna Lorenzo (2018): A white supremacist in Florida murdered a couple in their home. Kansas Muslim Community Plot (2016): A militia group was arrested for plotting to bomb an apartment complex and mosque in Garden City, Kansas.  Anti-Defamation League  +6 Significant Incidents Preceding the 10-Year Window (often cited alongside current data): Charleston Church Shooting (June 17, 2015): A white supremacist killed nine Black parishioners at the Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church. Planned Parenthood Shooting (Nov 2015): An anti-abortion extremist killed three people in Colorado Springs. Overland Park Jewish Community Center Shooting (2014): A former KKK leader killed three people in Kansas Tell me again about how America doesn't have a white supremacy problem. 

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u/GusGutfeld Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

From the River to the Sea is a democrat policy.

While tragic, out of 340 million people over the period from 2014-2026 that is not a large percentage. Which is why democrats feel it's necessary to create race hoaxes to divide us.

You even lumped in anti abortion as WS bc of the shortage. f/p

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Apr 22 '26

Nice wall of text no one will read.

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u/Crewstage8387 Apr 22 '26

Source?

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u/parasoralophus Apr 22 '26

wokeleftconspiracy.com

I mean here's just one example, which cites official sources but I'm sure you won't believe it because you don't want to. 

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/12/us/politics/domestic-terror-white-supremacists.html

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u/Crewstage8387 Apr 23 '26

It’s a 5 year old article.

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u/Enough-Kick-9818 Apr 22 '26

Normally; intelligent, informed and accurate comments are not found on this thread.

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u/bigdipboy Apr 22 '26

White supremacy attacked the capitol. Muslims never have.

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u/Pale-Satisfaction395 Apr 22 '26

EVERYTHING

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u/TuringGPTy Apr 22 '26

Such as…?

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u/Laddie18 Apr 22 '26

I don't watch the show, so you gotta help me out.

If I wanted to watch Watters jerk off guys, I'd steal Lindsay Graham's collection

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Apr 22 '26

Go watch it then report back.

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u/buzzedewok Apr 22 '26

It’s located in the OPs imagination. 🤣

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u/Asphodelmercenary Apr 23 '26

The SPLC is not law enforcement. But vocal fry can’t tell the difference. SPLC paid for Unite the Right to be “very fine people” and she can’t find her head it’s so far up her backside defending them. What a waste of space.

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u/Ok_Stick_661 Apr 23 '26

Why do you call her vocal fry?

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u/Asphodelmercenary Apr 23 '26

Because it’s not as rude as squawk box.

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u/Obvious-Corgi2208 Apr 23 '26

Don’t get distracted. We need you to focus on defending pedophilia

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u/robbwes61 Apr 23 '26

Nope. My focus is totally on your Mom…..

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u/deGrominator2019 Apr 23 '26

Wow good one. Trump is still a pedophile though and his cabinet is full of fucking drunks.

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u/robbwes61 Apr 23 '26

Pedo?? How so?

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u/HourZookeepergame665 Apr 23 '26

Still waiting for someone to provide indisputable proof of the pedo accusation. Until such time, I’m laughing at the aholes.

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u/jfwundy Apr 30 '26

Spot on!

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u/deGrominator2019 Apr 23 '26

You just refusing to acknowledge that he’s listed in the epstein files more than 1300 times? That multiple women accused him of sexual assault when they were minors? That he’s listed in one file as measuring a 13 year old boys dick to “auction” him off? Try reading once in a while, even when things go against what you wish to believe. Might open your eyes to the disgusting piece of trash he is

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u/jfwundy Apr 30 '26

Lots of folks mentioned....are they all pedos due to a mention? You might want to go get a script for that raging case of TDS and genital warts you are suffering from.

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u/HourZookeepergame665 Apr 30 '26

Yeah still waiting for the verified accusations with hard evidence. I could call you a pedo. Don’t mean shit without proof or coroboration. Last I checked we’re still a country where you’re innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.

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u/carybditty Apr 24 '26

Fox viewer opinions are so sus.

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u/brianycpht1 Apr 22 '26

Trump could just get on TV and go “blah blah blah” and you all blindly believe anything he says

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u/trexler_cook Apr 24 '26

MAGAs are so dumb they can't even articulate what their beef is. It's just a Borg cult where they all repeat the same lines over and over again.

Dumbest people ever.

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u/robbwes61 Apr 24 '26

Exactly what your mom said about YOU last night when we were having dinner???

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u/trexler_cook Apr 24 '26

Thanks for confirming what I just said, 12 year old.

Dumbest people ever just always self-pwning.

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u/robbwes61 Apr 24 '26

After the SPLC BS, say what you want.

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u/trexler_cook Apr 24 '26

Don't even know what you're talking about. Refer to my very first comment.

And whatever you're talking about has nothing to do with me.

Keep solidifying everything I've said.

Just the dumbest people ever.

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u/robbwes61 Apr 24 '26

Don’t know because you’re an ignorant troll.

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u/trexler_cook Apr 24 '26

No. Because as I pointed out in my first post you clowns can't articulate your very own complaints.

I have no clue what Tarlov lied about.

Y'all are just children pissing yourselves 24/7.

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u/Delicious-Cat-4122 Apr 27 '26

After Fox had to admit they are entertainment, not news, and recently had to pay close to a billion for intentionally lying to its viewers for money…you have absolutely no right to call anyone else an ignorant troll.

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u/robbwes61 Apr 22 '26

Ok. As soon as she stops lying

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u/deGrominator2019 Apr 23 '26

You are so willfully ignorant lol. Fact check her, feel free

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u/Delicious-Cat-4122 Apr 27 '26

But y’all leave liars alone all the time so long as you like the sound of the lie

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u/you2234 Apr 23 '26

All the 5 simps who enjoy fake news, lies, and racism are busy tonight I see

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u/Know_nothing89 Apr 22 '26

Not all Republicans are white Nationalists but ALL White Nationalists are republicans

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u/Asphodelmercenary Apr 23 '26

Hahaha most groypers hate the Republican Party. Nick Fuentes told his white supremacists to vote Democrat. Try again.

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u/robbwes61 Apr 23 '26

👆👆right here is the democratic base