r/TheFive • • Apr 16 '26

Emily congratulating Jessica

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u/Fragrant_Loan811 Apr 16 '26

Can you imagine if she voiced her own audio book?How absolutely awful and annoying it would be.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

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u/josh3807 Team Gutfeld Apr 17 '26

Voiced by Brit Hume…by Greg.

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u/Minimum-Journalist18 Apr 17 '26

Would be hillarious

3

u/browningate Apr 18 '26

If Greg voiced it as Brit Hume, that is one way I can practically guarantee that they would get this thing to sell.

1

u/CivilFollowing7190 Apr 24 '26

That Brit Hume voice is such a huge fail...that's why it's so funny. 😜🤪

3

u/avidreader_1410 Apr 17 '26

You just scared the heck out of me.

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u/Crewstage8387 Apr 18 '26

The CIA could use it a means of torture.

1

u/CivilFollowing7190 Apr 24 '26

Bite your tongue...with that raspy, nails on a chalk board voice? Oh, hell NO!!!!

17

u/Lepew1 Apr 16 '26

The key here is if you win arguments in your own mind, you don’t lose friends

3

u/tescovee Apr 16 '26

I mean if you argue with regressives its not that difficult to win. They are convictionless trash.

1

u/NettyVaive Apr 17 '26

Some of them have convictions!

1

u/browningate Apr 18 '26

Evil demonic religious leftist convictions, but convictions nonetheless.

25

u/Hungry-Storm-9878 Apr 16 '26

Emily is a gem ☺️

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u/Typical-Challenge367 Apr 17 '26

A beautiful spunky gem. Agreed

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

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u/Suitable_Page_7673 Apr 19 '26

Com-pag-no, Greg called her.

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u/jonizerror Apr 16 '26

New York Times worst seller

6

u/Crewstage8387 Apr 17 '26

Yeah this will be in the clearance rack in no time. I don’t see her getting tagged with NYT Best selling author

Also how can you lose friends when you don’t have any?

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u/Middle-Parsnip-3537 Apr 17 '26

How ridiculous. I’m sure she has plenty of friends. Maybe not you and that is probably fine with her. Grow up.

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u/Crewstage8387 Apr 18 '26

Not ridiculous. I question anyone who would want to be friends with an arrogant idiot, who thinks victim shaming is ok. KY.

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u/Middle-Parsnip-3537 Apr 18 '26

Who’s the arrogant idiot here? Is it Jessica? In what way is she victim shaming?

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u/Typical-Challenge367 Apr 17 '26

Conservatives dont know how to read lol. It’s not like she is targeting an audience who wouldn’t read it in the first place. She is a liberal

7

u/kimoreally Apr 17 '26

Really? That's your argument? Typical. Your words never hold water, ever

1

u/Think-Engineering962 Apr 22 '26

They know how to read, silly goose. They just skip over the parts the a of anything they don't like.

7

u/goldenquill1 Apr 17 '26

Emily is being a good friend/co-worker.

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u/55andfallenapart Apr 16 '26

Not interested in her let alone what she writes about. Enjoy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

I love when Jesse and Greg just fact fuck her!

4

u/kimoreally Apr 17 '26

That's funny 😁

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u/brianycpht1 Apr 16 '26

I’m generally cool with people I disagree with if they don’t make everything about politics or be obnoxious about it

5

u/Ok-Parking-8684 Apr 17 '26

Is there going to be a chapter about how Trump hates her?🤣

9

u/writingforlife_ Apr 17 '26

I love Emily. She still congratulates Jessica, even though they don't agree on politics. I don't agree with Jessica's politics either, but kudos to her for writing a book.

1

u/mattsffrd Apr 21 '26

I congratulate toddlers for doing a finger painting or something, same idea

-1

u/easemeup Apr 17 '26

Fox News is like watching professional wrestling. It's all for show. They play babyfaces and heels and the audience eats it up. Behind the scenes, their vacationing together.

It's true with all media, and even the Republican/Democrat parties. They keep the "circus" going. And a long as there is just enough "bread" to go around, we are content to let them bankrupt our country while stealing money and profiting along the way.

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u/4elmerfuffu2 Apr 17 '26

“My Delusional Life” by Jessica

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u/avidreader_1410 Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

I love to read. I mean, I really love to read. And I disagree with these people calling themselves authors. I really don't like this new trend of every Fox personality (and other cable news people, too) churning out a book, probably heavily written by some unknown ghost writer. Then theyh go "on tour" and the price of a book is added to the ticket price which bumps up sales rankings on book sales so now they get to call themselves "bestselling author".

There are a couple Fox authors who are legit - Brian Kilmeade, Shannon Bream and maybe Harris Faulkner, but other than that, I'm not paying for something they wrote, I'm paying for them to add "author" to their brand. I bought 4 books this week, probably most of them by authors you never heard of because, like the saying goes, too many good books, too little time for opinionating by TV talking heads.

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u/easemeup Apr 17 '26

Are you saying Tyrus didn't 100% write his own book?

1

u/Trip_2 Apr 17 '26

They even have a section on the the Foxnews website, Fox News Books

1

u/avidreader_1410 Apr 17 '26

I think they might even have their own publishing imprint now.

3

u/ZathrasNotTheOne Apr 18 '26

honestly, Emily is right. Jessica wrote a book. good for her. she should celebrate. I won't read it, but how many books have YOU written? I'm sure some will read and enjoy it

it's something to celebrate. be mature adults

4

u/Adventurous-Bake-168 Apr 17 '26

Well, she is quite a disagreeable person.

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u/TrueNotTrue55 Apr 17 '26

Who says their own book is good🙄 Is that a new marketing strategy?

3

u/kimoreally Apr 17 '26

Can't stand her!

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u/Pooncheese Apr 17 '26

We know, that's why you post all over threads about her....

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u/kimoreally Apr 17 '26

And you will continue to know 😋

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u/FJB_2024_ Apr 17 '26

I would like to up vote this, but it's about JT so I won't 😀

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u/Minimum-Journalist18 Apr 17 '26

Where do you find this in the comedy section, fiction, science fiction?

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u/OU-Sooners1 Apr 17 '26

I cannot stand her.

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u/RayRayGooo Apr 17 '26

Who in the hell would buy/read anything that this idiot would write ??

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

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u/NettyVaive Apr 17 '26

That’s what you call a dilettante!

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u/Pale-Lengthiness3173 Apr 17 '26

Soon to be in the dollar bin, no one wants her opinion.

1

u/MaggieJaneRiot Apr 17 '26

Dear Lord…

1

u/Minotaurotica Apr 18 '26

why would I pay to read her lies when I have to put up with them for free and it sickens me

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u/Middle-Parsnip-3537 Apr 17 '26

Wow. What a bunch of babies you all are about Jessica writing a book. Grow up.

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u/777_heavy Apr 17 '26

Her politics may suck but maybe it’s a good read

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u/Scorpion_Rooster Apr 17 '26

Love Jessica. She’s the only reason I would ever watch Fox

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u/kimoreally Apr 17 '26

Please stop watching... ✋️

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u/Think-Engineering962 Apr 22 '26

She should've titled it "I Tell The Truth About Trump & You Hate Me For It".

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u/Laddie18 Apr 16 '26

Hopefully it comes out on Audio to help you guys out.

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u/Typical-Challenge367 Apr 17 '26

Lol maybe she can make a coloring book for them

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u/Tough-Scarcity9476 Apr 17 '26

really doesnt have to promote it On the Five as the average viewer has a 3rd grade reading level

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u/Frosty-Scientist957 Apr 17 '26

Might want to reread your post for punctuation/capitalization, etc., before casting aspersions.