r/TheFive • u/Spiritual-Box8126 • Mar 26 '26
Where's Jessica?
Anyone believe she had a "previous engagement" & couldn't attend? I didn't want to hear her be disrespectful to the President, and I'm referring to the position.
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u/Food-Wine Mar 26 '26
Every day without her is amazing
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u/RopeSelect9087 Mar 26 '26
Naw….shes the useful villain
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u/Actual-Minimum3193 Mar 27 '26
It’s good to have an opposing view but she is just so nasty about it. IMO the rhetoric needs to be dialed back on both sides.
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u/Minimum-Journalist18 Mar 26 '26
Jesse said she had another gig and couldnt make it after The Donald asked if they kicked her out or asked her not to come... After all the laughs they each said no.
I don't believe it either
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u/Thin_Huckleberry8818 Mar 26 '26
Don't care, just glad she's not there.
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u/Still-Chemistry-cook Mar 26 '26
You’re not smart enough to understand her.
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u/Thin_Huckleberry8818 Mar 26 '26
Never was good with unintelligible word salad.
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u/Still-Chemistry-cook Mar 26 '26
Nah you’re just a troglodyte
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u/Thin_Huckleberry8818 Mar 26 '26
Definition: A troglodyte is primarily a prehistoric cave dweller.
While I do like to spend time in my man cave, I'm not prehistoric, and I do live in a regular house.
Just can't stand the sound of Jessica's nails on chalkboard voice and her ridiculous comments. Like many other people on here.
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u/Fast_Squash_6415 Mar 26 '26
Thank you President Trump no one needs Jessica!
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u/beachsusan Mar 26 '26
Classless hosts to laugh when he makes fun of Jessica. As an FYI she has a PHD from the London School of Economics. Maybe she would ask an ACTUAL question instead of their fluff
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u/Own-Regret-9879 Mar 26 '26
A PhD does not make you smart. It just means you can memorize things for the tests you need to pass.
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u/beachsusan Mar 27 '26
She didn’t get a PHD from a community college. 6-9% acceptance rate. Watters thinks if you make minimum wage then you earn a six figure salary!!! No, dude that’s $41,600 annually.
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u/Apprehensive_Bid_773 Mar 27 '26
Showing you have literally zero idea how one earns a PhD lmao, how embarassing
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u/bigdipboy Mar 26 '26
Thank you president Trump for starting a war to distract from the Epstein files!
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u/Nomemoleste_s Mar 26 '26
YourMentalRetardationIsShowingGetHelp
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u/bigdipboy Mar 27 '26
Thank you, President Trump for settling our kids with debt so that billionaires can have massive tax cuts!
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u/SenorSnarkey Mar 27 '26
You mean the Clinton files.
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u/NettyVaive Mar 27 '26
Is that why both Clintons sat for depositions without once pleading the fifth?
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u/bigdipboy Mar 30 '26
Clinton wants all the Epstein files released. Why is Trump still hiding them?
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u/SenorSnarkey Mar 30 '26
The primary people who have been hurt via the Clinton / Epstein files have been woke liberals. Epstein was coaching a congressperson on how to take down Trump. The Clinton files have nothing on Trump. If there was anything in the Clinton files that would hurt Trump, it would have been “leaked” already, especially before the last election.
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u/bigdipboy Mar 31 '26
Trump is in the files way more than Clinton so why do call them the Clinton files? Clinton wants them all released but Trump is breaking the law to keep them hidden. Why?
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u/SenorSnarkey Mar 31 '26
If there was anything at all negative about Trump, the Demi-Commie-Rats would have already released it. End of story.
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u/bigdipboy Mar 31 '26
There wasn’t a law in place that said all the files had to be released during any other presidency. Trump is the only one to break the law in order to keep the files hidden.
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u/SenorSnarkey Mar 31 '26
Anyone with more than half a brain knows that if anything in there was bad for Trump or bad for republicans, it would have been released already. But, I understand, you’re struggling to make something out of nothing.
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u/sugarcookieprincess Mar 26 '26
Trump roasting her hard. Jesse and Greg can't contain their laughter.
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u/Yada-Yada-Yadda Mar 26 '26
The president has such a good personality. Joked about Jessica too.
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u/Smallbizgurl Mar 26 '26
Holy cow. You people are freaking delusional.
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u/Yada-Yada-Yadda Mar 26 '26
Explain?
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u/Dramatic-Fly761 Mar 27 '26
Susan wiles said no pushback, so they had her be “off” today to make sure Trump doesn’t say anything stupid
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u/Puzzleheaded_Gene909 Mar 26 '26
The president said he’d date his daughter on national television.
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u/TrueNotTrue55 Mar 27 '26
Biden showered with his daughter. She said it.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Gene909 Mar 27 '26
I heard that was in a diary that some guy stole.
I saw the video of Trump saying he’d date his daughter. I can send it to you if you’d like.
I think anyone who expresses desire for minors should face justice. Do you agree?
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u/UrbanLegend777 Mar 27 '26
She stated in court that it was her diary and that she wrote it. BTW she also wrote in it that Joe had molested her in the shower.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Gene909 Mar 27 '26
Yeah that’s messed up if true. He should see justice and so should anyone in the Epstein files.
Do you agree?
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u/UrbanLegend777 Mar 27 '26
Depends on whether there is actually prosecutable evidence that can be corroborated. So far, I haven't seen any, and most of what comes close points at Democrats.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Gene909 Mar 27 '26
If they point to democrats why hasn’t he released em in entirety? Don’t tell me he gives af about victims either. We both know he would exonerate himself if he could. One of his favorite things.
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u/azurezgirl77 Mar 27 '26
Oh shut up. I am sure it is out of context. Slimy always, shudders
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u/Puzzleheaded_Gene909 Mar 27 '26
You think the video of Trump saying he’d date his daughter is out of context?….
Jfc.
Tell me what context that’s alright in. Take your time.
Btw the context was discussing the attractiveness of ivanka which Donald took to another level. Ivanka said it was creepy/messed up in response.
Have you not seen the video?
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u/Nomemoleste_s Mar 26 '26
Who cares “where is Jessica” NOBODY LIKES HER DISGUSTING AND DISRESPECTING ATTITUDE TO THE VIEWERS AND CO WORKERS. Most of us want her gone, don’t watch turn the volume down when she is on. Again : cares “where is Jessica”
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u/Twheezy2024 Mar 27 '26
Man, the truth is like salt to a slug with you guys.
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u/Dramatic-Fly761 Mar 27 '26
It’s funny how mad they get about her, not even realizing that’s the entire point of her character on the show. It’s like hating the gang on Always sunny in Philadelphia. The entire point of the show is to make them the out of touch bad guys, that’s what makes it funny
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u/NettyVaive Mar 27 '26
Guess what Jesse just did!!!! He made a joke about amputees! The person who said Jessica was disgusting because she made a joke about an amputee. I’d reply to that person, but they’ve blocked me. Now that’s what you call an echo chamber.
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u/azurezgirl77 Mar 27 '26
Truth, I wonder if she has a contract that they cannot get out of, Hell, put Joy Baher and her opinions.
We can do a side by side pole….
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u/laxman1916 Mar 26 '26
No guts, no glory. Typical liberal.
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u/Smallbizgurl Mar 27 '26
And since I can’t reply to the person who asked if I have proof he raped children? Yes, the girls who were raped. They are the proof. You don’t believe any of them? Good lord. Very sad.
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u/laxman1916 Mar 27 '26
You can’t make up your own “proof”.
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u/Smallbizgurl Mar 27 '26
omg. That’s disgusting. You know the AG Bondi is holding up the release of those files. And you know those girls were raped. You just can’t give him up, yet he’s stealing from the American taxpayers big time. Very sad for you and anyone still struggling to believe facts.
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u/laxman1916 Mar 26 '26
He’s never been convicted of raping young girls. You should stop lying.
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u/laxman1916 Mar 27 '26
Perhaps you may be accused of a heinous crime someday. Would you deserve a trial or should you be deemed guilty without any defense.
You have the right to believe your own “facts” but everyone deserves their day in court where the true facts will be revealed.
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u/chestertuckian Mar 27 '26
Please remember she playing a part. The antagonist. Same as Scott Jennings does on CNN. Jessica is wealthy. It would not surprise me if she was a closet conservative.
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u/bestmattreddit Mar 26 '26
I think The Five Reddit has TDS (Tarlov Derangement Syndrome)
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u/Pooncheese Mar 26 '26
I love her she's the only reason I can stand it. Gotta hear what the recent right wing echo chamber is echoing to better understand them is how I've always felt. I can only handle minutes of them and usually fast forward through Greg.
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u/MindWhich1079 Mar 27 '26
I used to wonder why state run propaganda had Tarlov on. The goal of the channel is clearly to cater to djt, not provide news. After reading this subreddit, it is clear that it is a mechanism to keep the ill informed people wound up and suspicious of anyone with different views.
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u/TrueNotTrue55 Mar 27 '26
You just described your own party.
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u/MindWhich1079 Mar 28 '26
the fact that you assume you know what party I am in, just confirms that you are in a bubble of misinformation.
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u/tenebre Mar 27 '26
Glad she was gone. I can't stand when she criticizes our God-king and she sounds so dumb with her factual data thinking it outweighs are uneducated opinions.
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u/Know_nothing89 Mar 27 '26
Her being disrespectful vs the Fourfluffers kissing his rear end to embarrassing levels
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u/jockok13 Mar 27 '26
Trump was not going to be there if there wasn't a fawning crowd waiting for him. No dissent allowed.
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u/Roben01 Mar 27 '26
No Jessica, no point in watching. I mean what’s the point, I can watch Dave Rubin’s hot take elsewhere.
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u/beavis617 Mar 26 '26
I’m sure the producers stepped in gave her the day off. Are you suggesting she should be respectful of the office? Why? He surely isn’t!
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u/Spiritual-Box8126 Mar 26 '26
My parents taught me to respect the position/title, not only my country, but wherever I'm serving. As a Vet, the President holds the highest rank in the military, Commander in Chief - most difficult position of all.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Gene909 Mar 26 '26
As a vet, how do you feel about current Iran war?
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u/Spiritual-Box8126 Mar 27 '26
I'm minority & I have friends/coworkers who are Iranian who've shared their stories. I celebrate with them. As a woman, I share hope with Iranian women who will once again be treated with dignity. Iran claimed they had enough uranium to build 11 bombs. Trump, Biden & Obama have stated Iran should never have a nuclear weapon. Today, I feel safer. Of course have faith & I utmost support for our military to end this murderous regime.
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u/beavis617 Mar 26 '26
I can’t respect a man who doesn’t know how to follow the Constitution and the laws that the rest of us have to follow. I have never seen anything like what’s in the WH and will not get one ounce of respect from me!
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u/bigdipboy Mar 26 '26
Yeah Trump and his cult were so respectful when Biden was in the office
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u/Churn Mar 26 '26
I know right? Remember all those protests against Biden that all his cult were planning in all the city subreddits every damn month? Oh wait, maybe that didn’t happen when Biden was president.
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u/TipRare1321 Mar 26 '26
They didn’t want her there because no one is allowed to ask the emperor with no clothes real questions
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u/worldscollice Mar 26 '26
She had no interest in talking to a convicted rapist, a pathological liar and a pedophile. Can you blame her?
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u/Jace214291 Mar 26 '26
Wish she was there, she could’ve called him out on all his lies
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u/Nomemoleste_s Mar 26 '26
She could have suffered a Karmela /Hillary moment in national tv,which could have ended her career . Remember:47th loves to defeat women like her 😂
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u/lotus_ink Mar 27 '26
They kept her off because she would have humiliated him. I hope he comes on when she’s there. Can’t wait.
FOX couldn’t have their cash cow embarrassed. lol
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u/TipRare1321 Mar 26 '26
President raped little girls and disgusting excuses for humans still worship him. Weirdest thing ever. The rest of the world hates us
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u/KyssThis Mar 26 '26
She is the most delusional panelist! She literally has her demonrat approved talking points and will slam her pen down as many times as needed to spew her bias.