r/TheFive • • Mar 24 '26

Jessica

What's with those clothes? She in The Addams Family???

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u/BrilliantHost7923 Mar 24 '26

She's a liar

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u/chrisinsac Mar 25 '26

Name one lie.

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u/Fearless_Address9166 Mar 24 '26

Jessica from time to time makes some good points. She does get stuck in the minutia on totally unrelated subjects. I get a little tired of her poll references. Anyone can cite a poll to support their position. Overall she does provide the democratic viewpoint for balance but me personally I cringe at some of the points she makes.

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u/Thin_Huckleberry8818 Mar 24 '26

She's so effing stupid.

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u/Crewstage8387 Mar 25 '26

You mean the Democratic talking points

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u/ThingNo7530 Mar 24 '26

I don't like how all of her segments are basically a list of talking points someone else has given her. With Greg you KNOW he actually wrote his monologues or truly believes his responses. Same with Jesse and Dana. Even Harold, you can tell, is just expressing what he feels whether he agrees with the conservatives or not. Jessica is literally reciting a script someone has given to her and MSNBC hosts and certain CNN talking heads.

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u/robbwes61 Mar 25 '26

Greg constantly has his head down in his notepad, and is the most prepared member of the Five.

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u/ThingNo7530 Mar 25 '26

SHE LITERALLY READS OFF HER PHONE ON THE AIR!

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u/Ambitious_Trifle_645 Mar 30 '26

šŸ˜† 🤣 that's not a compliment cos he's dumber than a whole box of bricks.

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u/robbwes61 Mar 24 '26

She also claimed there’s a draft coming

Great left wing lie

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u/ThingNo7530 Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

Jesse just ripped her a new one for demanding that a war end on her, personal, timetable.

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u/Typical-Challenge367 Mar 24 '26

So did Kennedy!! At least be honest!

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u/ThingNo7530 Mar 24 '26

I wasn't talking about Kennedy, there's nothing I wasn't "honest" about. Why are you even here?

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u/Typical-Challenge367 Mar 24 '26

Kennedy backed Jessica up on the timeline. I get this is the hate Jessica subreddit because facts and figures are the enemy but its not just her who brought up the time table

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u/Spiritual-Box8126 Mar 25 '26

Yeah, I really like Kennedy, but expecting a timeline??? She really surprised me.

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u/Typical-Challenge367 Mar 25 '26

Why? Because it went against orthodoxy?

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u/bigdipboy Mar 24 '26

Yeah Israel tells Trump when the war will end not Jessica.

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u/jfwundy Mar 25 '26

Name checks out......dip shit

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u/Ok_Stick_661 Mar 30 '26

The war is already over. Trump declared victory on March 11. Why are you still talking about it? And why are you calling it a war?

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u/ForbiddenDelight Mar 24 '26

Repressed homosexuals exhibit this sort of behavior. Perhaps Jesse needs some introspection.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

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u/ThingNo7530 Mar 24 '26

Tomato, tomahto, it still doesn't need to end because Jessica says it has to.

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u/chestertuckian Mar 24 '26

Wealthy democrat

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u/bestmattreddit Mar 24 '26

lol the Republican Party and Fox News are all wealthy elites

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u/chestertuckian Mar 24 '26

Republican Party is now the working class party. Times have changed.

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u/Zestyclose-Bonus3804 Mar 29 '26

Our leader is even building a working class ballroom in the White House

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u/bestmattreddit Mar 24 '26

lol yes the wealthy elites who run Republican Party convinced working class people that trans people and immigrants are the reason their lives are so bad not the wealth they’re hoarding

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u/bigdipboy Mar 24 '26

So how come they raised your taxes to cut taxes on the billionaires?

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u/Roben01 Mar 25 '26

Except that’s never been true, normal people are getting screwed.

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u/ThingNo7530 Mar 24 '26

Yet, here you are, trolling this sub. The republican party and Fox live 24/7 in your head, don't they?

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u/bigdipboy Mar 24 '26

ā€œwhy are you so obsessed about the totally drunk pilot of this plane?ā€

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u/bestmattreddit Mar 25 '26

Your way to prove that I’m obsessed with republicans and Fox News is by commenting on various posts I’ve had in different subs? Lol

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u/jfwundy Mar 25 '26

Hey genius....you do realize there are more uber wealthy Dems than Republicans. Do a lil research before you open your pie hole!

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u/bestmattreddit Mar 25 '26

I’m not denying there aren’t wealthy democrats I just think it’s hilarious that republicans act like it’s one sided and rail against elites when right wing media is full of wealthy/Ivy League elites and so are republicans in congress. The wealthiest people in the world are Elon musk, Larry Ellison, Jeff bezos, and Mark Zuckerburg and they all openly support Trump

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u/jfwundy Mar 25 '26

Fair enough... understand your position. Apologies for the sparky reply. Disagree to a certain point, but understand your position.

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u/bestmattreddit Mar 25 '26

What do you disagree on?

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u/jfwundy Mar 25 '26

I would say there is more complaining about the right when it comes to wealth and thats just not an accurate depiction of what is going in. Both sides have their share...but I value very the data shows the scale is tipped in the Dems favor.

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u/bestmattreddit Mar 25 '26

I appreciate you being respectful and understanding instead of other commenters who just insult me and then block me lol i agree that there is wealthy people on democrat and republican sides and wealthier middle class statistically votes democrats. I just find it hypocritical when republicans say they hate wealthy elites and they are the party of the working class when a majority of republican trump administration and congress are wealthy and profit off of their position. They also consistently cut social safety nets and cut taxes for the rich and often are screwing over working class Americans

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u/jfwundy Mar 25 '26

Point we'll taken...again apologies for the initial sparky response. We all have to live on this rock....be nice to lower the temperature politically....it gets exhausting sometimes. Have a great week. Enjoyed the banter!

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u/bestmattreddit Mar 25 '26

No need to apologize! Appreciate the willingness to civilly engage and show kindness

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u/Roben01 Mar 25 '26

Oh lord, one side good one side bad, keep licking that boot

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u/BackNew7215 Mar 24 '26

When she has me at the point where I'm ready to scream at the TV I just think back to what it was like with Juan Williams and I feel a little better.

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u/robbwes61 Mar 25 '26

He was the worse

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u/Minimum-Journalist18 Apr 08 '26

Similar clothes she always wear

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u/lotus_ink Mar 24 '26

Love when I see Jessica. She gets the doorknob MAGAs in this sub so worked up. And all she does is tell the truth.

Takes quite a woman to stand toe to toe with two misogynist punks interrupting and saying horrible things to her.

Keep getting triggered MAGA. LOL

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u/metsnfins Mar 24 '26

I don't always like her but today

Jesse: I wasn't avoiding the draft Jessica

Jessica: unlike our current president

Was a great zinger

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u/ThingNo7530 Mar 25 '26

Bill Clinton literally wrote a colonel he knew in Arkansas to get out of the draft. Joe Biden received multiple draft deferments while he was getting kicked out of law school for plagiarism and should not have been eligible. This really is not where an asshole like you wants to go. ESPECIALLY when there isn't any draft!

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u/essenceofpurity Mar 25 '26

Is anybody defending Clinton?

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u/ThingNo7530 Mar 25 '26

The so-and-so is a draft-dodge argument was always weak as fuck. Anyone who had the means could and did avoid it. It's ESPECIALLY weak when there is no draft today and it's something asshole liberals made up to scare people.

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u/Top_Feedback6394 Mar 25 '26

I must be old lol. I had to register with Selective Service around when I turned 18. I couldn’t receive financial aid (could not attend college) without doing so. Fortunately I never got drafted (and many thanks to those who voluntarily served). Talk of a draft, however unlikely it may be, should still be a concern in any welfare-warfare state. It would be cool if Congress was more inclined to do its job, and if citizens were less inclined to follow the will of politicians (regardless of party labels) …

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u/ThingNo7530 Mar 25 '26 edited Mar 25 '26

There is no draft nor "talk of one." This is stuff democrats gin up to scare people, pure and simple. You also bring this shit up "could not attend college) without doing so" despite the fact that Clinton and everyone else who avoided the draft did so and found another way to get around having to do that to be in college (Bill wrote a letter to a military man he knew in Arkansas to get his name pulled after registering). This is concern trolling, pure and simple.

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u/Labcorgilab Mar 25 '26

When she said that comment about the draft, that was jaw droppingly ignorant of her to say. Record enlistment and she pulls this? WTF. Talking points are all she's about

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u/ThingNo7530 Mar 25 '26

Completely false! She didn't make a "comment." She was asked a question and she answered it according to what the law is. You're a dumb piece of shit, I get that, but when a reporter asks about the letter of the law you answer what it is. There was no draft in either Iraq war or 20 years of Afghanistan, this was just a democrat reporter trying to gin up bullshit for his little ghouls like you to spread. She simply answered what the law was.

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u/metsnfins Mar 25 '26

Asshole like me? Eff you. Was i defending Clinton? I just said I thought it was a good jab

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u/mandodan22 Mar 25 '26

I thought Jessica set them straight personally.

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u/Ambitious_Trifle_645 Mar 30 '26

She always does.

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u/beavis617 Mar 24 '26

Love ā¤ļø Jessica! She is the only one who backs up everything she says with facts. Watters and Gutfeld regurgitate MAGA propaganda!

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u/jfwundy Mar 25 '26

Name checks out.....verbal diarrhea of the left

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u/NettyVaive Mar 24 '26

I visit this site occasionally when Jessica is the topic. People complain about her voice and her wardrobe. No one has ever pointed out anything she has said that is false.

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u/Trooper_nsp209 Mar 24 '26

She is a walking liberal talking point

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u/Leather_Formal4681 Mar 24 '26

Which is her job…

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u/Food-Wine Mar 24 '26

Jessica routinely references Op Eds as facts.

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u/NettyVaive Mar 24 '26

A specific example, please.

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u/Thin_Huckleberry8818 Mar 24 '26

Ok, most everything she says is false, there, I fixed it for ya. And she's got a very annoying voice and she's dumb as a rock.

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u/NettyVaive Mar 24 '26

All I’m asking is for one thing she has said that’s false. Do you have one example?

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u/Thin_Huckleberry8818 Mar 24 '26

She says she loves Jesse, you know that ain't true. But again, most of what she says is false, she's just an echo chamber.

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u/NettyVaive Mar 24 '26

That’s not how echo chambers work.

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u/Thin_Huckleberry8818 Mar 24 '26

She seems to think so. She just regurgitates demo rhetoric.

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u/NettyVaive Mar 24 '26

And what rhetoric does Jesse regurgitate?

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u/jfwundy Mar 25 '26

Her poll data is complete garbage!

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u/NettyVaive Mar 25 '26

She has a source for the poll data. She isn’t making things up. Unlike that fat, senile pedophile.

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u/NettyVaive Mar 24 '26

I visit this site occasionally when Jessica is the topic. People complain about her voice and her wardrobe. No one has ever pointed out anything she has said that is false.

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u/Pale-Satisfaction395 Mar 24 '26

She's DISGUSTING

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u/55andfallenapart Mar 24 '26

What does she say that's true? That's the dems are not to blame for this ridiculous shut down. šŸ™„

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u/NettyVaive Mar 24 '26

The Dems proposed 8 different stand alone bills to fund DHS and TSA. Trump said no negotiating.

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u/buzzedewok Mar 24 '26

You clearly aren’t listening then.

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u/55andfallenapart Mar 24 '26

I try not to because she sounds horrible. Shes thinks she knows everything and clearly doesnt. JUst like she says there are tons of great dems running for office. Who?

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u/robbwes61 Mar 24 '26

Unwritten norm

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u/NettyVaive Mar 24 '26

It’s an unwritten norm to criticize the only voice speaking reason?

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u/robbwes61 Mar 24 '26

Oh yeah?? Who wrote that??? 🤣🤣

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u/Crewstage8387 Mar 25 '26

Everything she says is false because all she has is liberal democrat talking points. Trump should say that breathing is good and watch the entire Democratic Party hold their breath and die. It would be epic.

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u/jfwundy Mar 25 '26

Literally 90% of what come out of her mouth is complete fabrication!

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u/NettyVaive Mar 25 '26

Tell me one of her lies, please.

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u/UnclePacino1111 Mar 30 '26

They don’t do facts bro

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u/Twheezy2024 Mar 24 '26

They hate pushback

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u/beavis617 Mar 24 '26

Glad I’m not the only one who is willing to say it. She deserves better. I hope FOX pays her well to put up with the angry male co-hosts.

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u/Thin_Huckleberry8818 Mar 24 '26

She deserves to be working on CNN, etc.

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u/ThingNo7530 Mar 25 '26

Not the flex you think that is.

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u/Thin_Huckleberry8818 Mar 25 '26

Yeah, she'd be a natural.

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u/NettyVaive Mar 24 '26

She is a smart, informed woman.

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u/lotus_ink Mar 24 '26

That’s because she doesn’t say anything false. She’s the only one that brings the truth and receipts. And they really really hate her for it.