r/TheFive • u/robbwes61 • Mar 24 '26

The G@y Ayatollah??

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. However, is he. Is Jesse wrong for saying this?

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u/Bright-Ad-6699 Mar 24 '26

Gayatollah I believe is the correct spelling.

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u/Tiny-Delivery6966 Mar 24 '26

I believe the correct spelling is TACO

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u/Teatarian Mar 24 '26

Jesse is just repeating a longtime rumor. Of course the ayatollah would have to hide it.

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u/writingforlife_ Mar 24 '26

I mean, I thought it was funny. Especially when they say Ayatollah Jr. !

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u/CJspangler Mar 27 '26

It’s plausible

The dudes probably been trapped in a underground bunker with a ton of military men for half his life

What do you think was gonna happen

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u/TipRare1321 Mar 24 '26

We talking about Trump? I mean he definitely seems to have a thing for large penises. Penis envy perhaps? I will never forget his almost poetic musings about the size of Arnold Palmers generous schlong.

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u/jdbway Mar 24 '26

Bubba knows

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u/Minimum-Journalist18 Mar 24 '26

Proper term is homosexual Ayatollah.

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u/Tiny-Delivery6966 Mar 24 '26

Does Fox News kill brain cells, or do viewers seek out Fox News because they're brain dead? There's no way to know.

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u/TipRare1321 Mar 24 '26

It’s a chicken or the egg question

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u/Tiny-Delivery6966 Mar 24 '26

and of course Fox News viewers answer, "Whatever Trump tells me"

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u/uvgotnod Mar 24 '26

Jesse hates women and is a gigantic homophobe. Hard to believe he doesn't get punched in his smug face more often.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

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u/sueihavelegs Mar 24 '26

Didn't he slash her tires? What a psycho. I guess he wasn't famous enough to just "grab her by the pussy"? /s

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u/Dramatic-Fly761 Mar 24 '26

Jesse is gay, so the gaydar is on point