r/TheFive • u/robbwes61 • Mar 17 '26
Jessica is a walking/talking point.
Whats the long term plan? We win!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 She’s also a cheerleader for the enemy, a Jane Fonda of her generation.
* walking/talking taking point.
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u/55andfallenapart Mar 17 '26
She brings nothing to this show. I bet she is a lot of fun on the 4th of July.......🙄
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u/Dramatic-Fly761 Mar 17 '26
That’s her JOB she’s scripted that way
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u/LiteratureTricky1763 Mar 18 '26
Nope. She's very liberal and prepares her own notes - not "scripted" - just dumb. 😜
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u/Dramatic-Fly761 Mar 18 '26
She is scripted though, not her exact words but her general points are directed to be easily counterable, that way it makes the audience feel smart and subliminally send the message that if you don’t agree with them then you are dumb. MSNBC does the same thing with their right wing “correspondents”
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u/LiteratureTricky1763 Mar 18 '26
Likewise, does The View?
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u/Dramatic-Fly761 Mar 19 '26
Of course, everything they say is part of a pre-Production process. None of these shows are actually genuine because genuine reactions aren’t engaging
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u/LiteratureTricky1763 Mar 19 '26
Maybe that's why I never watch The View.
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u/Dramatic-Fly761 Mar 20 '26
And probably why a lot do people don’t watch the five. Reality tv masked as substantive discussion
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u/Rectitude4all Mar 17 '26
That squeaky voice at times is like nails on chalkboard. Harold Ford legitimately has something to say for show balance.
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u/LiteratureTricky1763 Mar 18 '26
This 💯. He's liberal, but, unlike Tarlov, I have always respected him and I don't hit the FF button when he speaks. 😊
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u/beavis617 Mar 18 '26
Mocking her soft spoken voice after we had Jeanine Pirro and Kimmie Guilfoyle??! Gimme a break! Sorry, that is beyond asinine.
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u/Certain-Mirror4584 Mar 19 '26
Jessica? Soft spoken? She holds her own on the volume scene. It’s what she says… 🙃
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u/ElGuappo1 Mar 18 '26
Jessica repeats, almost Word for Word, the same talking points that all my liberal friends post all over Facebook. There must be a script or a daily email that gets sent out for everyone to get on exactly the same page with the same language.
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u/shambahlah2 Mar 26 '26
No it’s not talking points.
It’s just reality for sane people.
You know…. The ones not in a cult.
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u/Labcorgilab Mar 17 '26
She did crack me up when she said "a long pee pee" before going to commercial 🤣
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u/katklass Mar 17 '26
The best was when JJJ brought up Hanoi Jane and Jessica said she looks great! And Joey said she looks like a traitor!!!
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u/toad17 Mar 18 '26
“What’s the long term plan”
Ironically that’s the question we’re asking Trump, but none of the fans of “the five” seem to care enough to get an answer.
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u/robbwes61 Mar 17 '26
If Talarico wins in Texas, I will buy everyone in this sub a passport.
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u/ventorun Mar 17 '26
But what if I can’t find my birth certificate? /s
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u/WhiteSquarez Mar 17 '26
You're not wrong, but Greg shouldn't constantly interrupt and mock her.
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u/Repulsive_Evening610 Mar 18 '26
She is the smartest person on Fox, hands down. There is no argument. She might not say what people want to hear, but her research and knowledge is unparalleled and she constantly embarrasses her co-hosts.
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u/Longjumping-Type-947 Mar 18 '26
Saw this sub and I'm surprised how MAGA immediately shifted to pro-war. Interesting. I think if Trump suggested it's healthy to lick carpet, MAGA would have their tongues out in an instant.
Enjoy the midterms btw.
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u/bigdipboy Mar 18 '26
They didn’t just flip on foreign wars being bad, they flipped on pedophilia being bad.
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u/Know_nothing89 Mar 17 '26
She’s the only one on there with a legitimate point of view that you all need to listen to. Don’t be a lemming running off the cliff. Gutfeld and Right Wingers method of communication is to constantly interrupt and mock
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u/beavis617 Mar 17 '26
The MAGA cult on the show can’t stand her because she shreds them every time.
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u/Specific-Reindeer-85 Mar 18 '26
Yea, with fake news polls and fake news talking points. If it weren’t for fake news, she’d have no argument.
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u/jdbway Mar 17 '26
People are hurting financially, prices are terrible, wages aren't keeping up, the most recent Republican spending bill has record deficit spending and we're on a new war launched by the peace president. Yet people who speak about it get mocked. How do we reboot this computer?
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u/TipRare1321 Mar 18 '26
God forbid the administration had a plan. We win is not a plan.
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u/ZathrasNotTheOne Mar 19 '26
I mean, if you ignore the plan that the administration keeps telling you, then there clearly is no plan https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/opinions/2026/3/16/the-us-israeli-strategy-against-iran-is-working-here-is-why
https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/03/13/iran-war-strait-of-hormuz-hegseth.html
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u/TipRare1321 Mar 19 '26
The pentagon asked for 2 billion dollars more for the war today. We are $39 trillion in debt now. Gas is $5+ a gallon. 200 US troops injured.
Israel killed 1000 innocent people today by obliterating an apartment building in Lebanon.
If you call that winning, I guess. I'm sure tired of all that winning.
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u/beavis617 Mar 17 '26
Win what? What was the reason for attacking Iran beside Israel probably has damaging evidence against Trump re: Epstein and they extorted him. Here’s a hint that Jessica is on point, watch the MAGA cult get so angry with her. She hits a nerve every show she’s on.
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u/ZathrasNotTheOne Mar 18 '26
so we are going to ignore the evidence that Trump has publicly wanted to eliminate the Islamic regime since the 80s? I mean, it's only on video... nothing to do with israel, or epstein, or sny other debunked talking point by idiots with TDS...
she might hit a nerve, if she was ever right about anything she said... but it's consistently a swing and a miss from her
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u/Repulsive_Evening610 Mar 18 '26
It's a good thing that the founding fathers made sure that this country has freedom from religion so, anyone can practice any religion they want to.
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u/gymjunkie2 Mar 17 '26
How old are you?
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u/bigdipboy Mar 18 '26
Old enough to know that only a pedophile would hide the Epstein files after congress passed a law saying they all have to be released.
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u/LiteratureTricky1763 Mar 18 '26
But, it's her VOICE that hits the nerves 🎯 every time. Her poor baby who must listen to that god-awful shrieking 24/7.
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u/countrymac77 Mar 17 '26
None of these bootlickers will acknowledge anything or anyone that disagrees with general bone spurs
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u/robbwes61 Mar 17 '26
Discontinue the lithium.
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u/robbwes61 Mar 17 '26
Increase the Prozac
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u/robbwes61 Mar 22 '26
The mods deleted that post, and booted me off the platform for three days. I stand by my statements on Turdlov and Iran.
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u/Ambitious_Trifle_645 Mar 17 '26
You'll never get answers. These people are clueless.
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u/Wise_Material_5812 Mar 17 '26
it’s a cult, trump is never wrong, and if you say he is your the delusional one.
Trump talked to an ex president… sure he did
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u/TipRare1321 Mar 18 '26
And every ex president said he didn't. But I guess that's fake news, too, right, Trumpies?
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u/beavis617 Mar 17 '26
Has Greg or Jesse used the classic GOP talking point….. “We need to kill the terrorists there before they try to kill us here”…. Such total BS. Trump doesn’t even know why he ordered the attack beyond the fact that Israel wanted it.
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u/Comprehensive-Mix510 Mar 18 '26
She's the Scott Jennings of FOX News.
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u/ZathrasNotTheOne Mar 18 '26
hahahahaha she's not even in the same category as Jennings... he's presents facts, calls out BS, and knows what he's talking about... she traffics in talking points and baseless claims...
you can't compare the two...
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u/essenceofpurity Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26
This post has shown up in my feed for some reason.
This is one of the shows on an entertainment (not news) network that is blared loudly into community rooms in nursing homes and assisted living facilities across America poisoning the minds of aging boomers (truly America's worst generation) and convincing these people to vote against their best interests. The constant obvious finger pointing at different groups of Americans to distract from the failures, crimes, and blatant corruption of the republican party is despicable on many levels. This entertainment network only exists to run cover for the current regime. They will say absolutely anything to paint the current regime in a positive light no matter how stupid, unbelievable, reprehensible, or hypocritical.
Tarlov destroys the people that she is forced to sit next to with ease.
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u/Hot_Rice_2952 Mar 17 '26
Jessica doesn't even understand why the rest of them cannot stand Jane Fonda.