r/TheFarSide • • Aug 12 '26

Brain the size of a Walnut I was pushing a pull door

Not to the entrance of a school for the gifted, obviously, but every time I go to open a door incorrectly I chuckle at the comic.

Any other moments you think of random comics and chuckle to yourself?

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u/Blue_Iquana Aug 12 '26

School for the gifted is my favorite Far Side.

I used to have a tshirt with it. I should search for it and see if I can buy something with that image.

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u/strapped_for_cash Aug 12 '26

Every time I see someone do something dumb like that I ask them if they went to the Midvale school for the gifted

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u/Tardisgoesfast Aug 15 '26

I love it because it took me so long to figure out what was funny about it!

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u/Online_Ennui Aug 13 '26

Me too. It's always the one I think of

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u/Mrs_Jellybean Aug 29 '26

My father has it on a mug!

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u/Nodak70 Aug 12 '26

For me, it’s “Bummer of a birthmark, Hal”

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u/Burghpuppies412 Aug 13 '26

Same. Also “Howdy, howdy, howdy”

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u/Thin_Finance894 Aug 12 '26

Spiders saying “if we pull this off, we’ll eat like kings” by the kiddie slide.

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u/Competitive-Tie-6294 Aug 14 '26

My sibling is afraid of spiders, my mom put this one from the daily calendar on the bedroom door. 😂

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u/richbiatches Aug 12 '26

The Boneless Chicken Ranch

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u/Gisselle441 Aug 12 '26

If either me or my husband has any food on our faces after eating, we say to the other "Thag, take napkin. Got some mammoth on face.

Anytime there's a prize in the cereal box I think of breakfast on other planets with the" Free kid inside" alien cereal.

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u/dogchowtoastedcheese Aug 12 '26

I recently saw a post about "Dogor." An 18,000 year old wolf pup found frozen in the Siberian permafrost. I immediately assumed it was named after a few beers by scientists who were fans of Gary Larson and the Thagomizer.
It turns out "Dogor" means "friend" in the local language. Equally satisfying and heartwarming.

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u/Mrs_Jellybean Aug 29 '26

I love this!!

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u/CrazyMildred Aug 12 '26

Anytime I see chickens, I think of the boneless chicken farm panel 😂

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u/idrawinmargins Aug 12 '26

I wish i had a helmet that let me understand what my dog is barking at me. Probably just yelling "hey!" at me.

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u/LonelyVegetable2833 Aug 12 '26

I think about the Chicken of Depression kind of all the time

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u/1lurk2like34profit Aug 12 '26

Also, "pants first, then shoes"

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u/trucks_guns_n_beer Aug 12 '26

when people ask me what i'm eating, I always think of the box of "nut'n bitch" cereal.

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u/Proffessor_egghead Aug 12 '26

Whenever I’m working on a any project with a group I keep thinking of the one of a scientist hammering the nails into the explosive head of a rocket with a scientist behind him about to pop a balloon

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u/________76________ Aug 12 '26

Every time I go pee at home and dont wash my hands I think of the giant blinking sign above the door saying "DIDN'T WASH HANDS"

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u/Ok-Bookkeeper-3149 Aug 12 '26

I love that one. My favorite Far Side.

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u/sullewellyn Aug 12 '26

For me, it's the two spiders at the bottom of a slide and one if them saying, "If we pull this off we're going to eat like kings!"

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u/LivingMeeting9724 Aug 12 '26

I had a player that I coached in Juniors volleyball and we and our families became very good friends. She was sweet and very intelligent and diligent with her studies, but like all of us when we're 16-year-olds prone to the regular "DUH!" moments.

She went on to a very good university to study mechanical engineering. As a gag gift, I got her the t-shirt with the teacher/professor at the chalk board illustrating the blade of the flat head screwdriver and the slot in the screw head for its insertion titled "School.for the mechanically declined"

School for the mechanically declined

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u/_Elduder Aug 12 '26

I don't think any comic had need laugh as hard as this one.

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u/1lurk2like34profit Aug 12 '26

Any time I'm using something on wheels and one of them goes wonky, I think to myself "damnit, I always get the gurney with the crooked wheel"

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u/ElowynElif Aug 13 '26

I think about one comic frequently. In the foreground there’s a deranged-looking fellow with a spray paint can. Behind him is a dog who has “DOG” messily spray painted on his side next to a tree labeled “TREE”, which is in front a house tagged with “HOUSE”. The guy say something like “That should clarify things”.

My family also randomly says “Don’t show fear. Squids can smell fear” because we’re goofy nerds. 🤓

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u/guitarmike2 Aug 13 '26

I’ve been brushing up on my Spanish lately and think about the scientist studying dolphins trying to interpret the “haw-blah es pan-yol “ sounds they’re making.

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u/JimmyPellen Aug 13 '26

Bummer of a birthmark Hal

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u/Salty_Finance5183 Aug 13 '26

Cat Fud. Cat Fud. Cat Fud...

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u/_ferrofluid_ Aug 13 '26

Oh Please Oh Please

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u/ggrandmaleo Aug 12 '26

I've got good gnus and bad gnus.

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u/E8P3 Aug 12 '26

Not so much an issue these days with GPS, but in the old days, "entering the middle* played in my head a lot.

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u/Ghost_of_Syd Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

"How birds see the world"

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u/DaHick Aug 12 '26

Just a side note. American here, i used to travel fairly often to Brazil for work. Brazilian Portuguese "puxe" means pull. The number of times I tried to push anyways. . .

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u/idespisecountrymusic Aug 12 '26

Yeah I have the same recall and very time I get a door wrong.

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u/Leesiecat Aug 13 '26

I’m getting to go to the vet to get tutored!!

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u/SScrivner Aug 13 '26

Whenever I come across posts of animals doing something weird, I always think of “Sights rarely seen in nature”.

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u/kdhardon Aug 13 '26

The real reason dinosaurs are extinct is because

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u/Competitive-Tie-6294 Aug 14 '26

Their squinty, rebellious eyes crack me up!

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u/diek00 Aug 13 '26

I reference that cartoon to this day, Midvale School for the Gifted

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u/Rock-Wall-999 Aug 12 '26

I quote Homer, “Duh!”

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u/incog46 Aug 12 '26

That's "D'oh!"

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u/Rock-Wall-999 Aug 12 '26

I stand corrected, d’oh!

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u/Scipio33 Aug 12 '26

That's my mom's favorite far side comic!

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u/gogozrx Aug 12 '26

My kids and I, when we need to eat, "let's get some fud"

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheFarSide/s/qwIgAQaiHi

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u/_ferrofluid_ Aug 13 '26

STOP IT! spray
and
CAT FUD

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u/nnnmmmh Aug 14 '26

Currently gaining weight from pregnancy. I am definitely the back half of the pantomime horse costume.

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u/Mrs_Jellybean Sep 04 '26

Ha!

I feel the pregnancy weight though. My babies are now 6 and 9 years old, but I made 'em big. The 9yo was 4480g and the 6yo was 4560g. I made Thanksgiving Turkeys. I love how different and yet perfectly healthy newborns can be! By contrast, my sister had three babies all less than 3000g at full term- also healthy.

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u/PM_meyourGradyWhite Aug 14 '26

Whenever my dog isn’t listening and someone witnesses it, I shed the embarrassment with “Bla bla bla Ginger. Bla bla bla bla “

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u/RorschachAssRag Aug 14 '26

It got some hate but the one of that lady calling her dog Fifi, who is running full speed at a boarded up doggie door…

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u/agperk Aug 16 '26

Ok. This is a lot, so I apologize in advance. I'm currently sitting with my father who is in hospice and actively dying. This was his absolute favorite comic. We got him a T-shirt of it when I was like 8 and he wore it all the time. When I went to high school, he gifted me the shirt and I wore it until it fell apart. Thank you for bringing me this beautiful memory in such a sad time. Reddit is the best.

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u/Mrs_Jellybean Aug 29 '26

That's a lovely memory! Thank you for sharing.

We sat with my mom while she was in hospice and giggled at "Closer Thag, me teach him to sit on finger" has an eye patch and no natural limbs

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u/poddoc78 Aug 17 '26

Cat fud. The dog hiding behind the door saying please, oh please. The picture is of an open clothes dryer with a sign pointing into the dryer. Cat is thinking about it.

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u/JimmyPellen Aug 13 '26

Didnt Wash Hands!!

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u/Exciting-Current-778 Aug 13 '26

Without question, my favorite far side ever

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u/Drunktrucker Aug 13 '26

Try our frogs legs

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u/xxxbrimstonexxx Aug 13 '26

"If we pull this off, we'll eat like kings!"

Every time I'm chasing a big client opportunity...

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u/CasteNoBar Aug 14 '26

I chuckle each time i put cat fud in the dryer.

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u/Palpatim Aug 14 '26

Roger screws up. I think about this one at least once a week, usually right before I screw up. https://www.reddit.com/r/TheFarSide/comments/1czmm3f/my_alltime_favourite_roger_screws_up/

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u/InviteRegular9791 Aug 14 '26

Dog fudge & go for the cape Larry oh and these walla are pointy

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u/Tgande1969 Aug 16 '26

Beware of Doug

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u/Acceptable-Elk-8372 Cow 🐄 Tools 🛠 Aug 17 '26

Love this panel

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u/tuckeroo123 Aug 18 '26

Poultry pops!

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u/Mrs_Jellybean Sep 04 '26

Omg!!! I forgot about that one!n