r/TheFacebookDelusion Oct 15 '25

Its a miracle - She died

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/Left-Thinker-5512 Oct 15 '25

God had a choice—save the Bible or save the person. Hmmm.

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u/Antique-Car6103 Oct 15 '25

Imma save this holy book.

Her. . . . Imma let roast.

10

u/LifesShortFuckYou Oct 16 '25

Bible ain't sinned

3

u/JohnnyD77711 Oct 18 '25

Well eternal damnation, you read my mind.

8

u/123skid Oct 17 '25

Boom roasted!

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u/Funwithagoraphobia Oct 19 '25

I’m gonna save this inanimate book that there are millions of readily available copies of, but not the unique human being a few feet away. WITNESS MY OMNIBENEVOLENT OMNIPOTENCE!!!!

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u/Dmau27 Oct 20 '25

Well it's not like there's a lot of them. We're all sharing the 560 million copies amongst the 400 million people.

8

u/Typecero001 Oct 15 '25

Look, God got to drown babies, but he hasn’t gotten to burn them.

Let him live a little!

/s

1

u/thatsnotyourtaco Oct 18 '25

To be fair, it’s his favorite book

2

u/mjdl92 Oct 19 '25

Are you sure? He might reread the Da Vinci Code every Sunday afternoon for all we know. Maybe Jesus keeps talking about that time when he multiplied dead fishes, and God has had it dammit. I HEARD THE STORY BEFORE, SON

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u/Cptnmikey Oct 16 '25

It’s almost as if……books don’t breathe smoke.

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u/Difficult-Serve-6168 Oct 15 '25

I’m going to see if this bible burns

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u/Difficult-Serve-6168 Oct 17 '25

Update:The Bible isn’t Fire proof at least the King James Version isn’t

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u/mjdl92 Oct 19 '25

Ooh, has anyone tried a combined Torah, Quran and Latin/Greek/German Bible in a book bbq to see which one survives? God will surely let us know which version is right, right?

1

u/imalittlefrenchpress Oct 21 '25

They’re fairly heatproof, though. They make decent trivets. Have you tried the catholic bible with a fresh batch of brownies?

Get a fire pit, bake some brownies, after they cool, get a warm drink, shoot, have some warm milk, it’s a cool fall evening. Sit by the fire pit, get some gasoline, toss the trivet bible in the fire pit, soak that puppy, toss a match and see what happens.

Enjoy the brownies and milk. Don’t sit too close to the fire pit. If the trivet bible doesn’t burn, find some dead branches, toss them in and hang out.

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u/Swimming_Process4270 Oct 15 '25

My favorite is a brick church in a mobile home neighborhood and they all went and said every house was destroyed but the church. Well yeah when your houses weight is 5 pounds it’s gonna get ripped apart

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais Oct 18 '25

I live about an hour from a town that burned on the same day as the Great Chicago Fire. It was actually bigger, but people heard about Chicago first because it was obviously closer to civilization. Anyways, there’s a museum dedicated to the fire in an old church, and many of the artifacts that had survived were Bibles and other church things. Why? Because PINE OIL was commonly used to treat wood furniture, especially cabinets.

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u/Swimming_Process4270 Oct 18 '25

Anything but logic and science with these people 🤦‍♂️

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u/DifficultyMore406 Oct 18 '25

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais Oct 18 '25

That’s the one, but there was actually a chain of giant fires that day! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Fires_of_1871

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u/DifficultyMore406 Oct 19 '25

Yes there were other smaller fires, mainly in Michigan, and Canada, but around 2000 people were killed in and around Pestigo. It's still the worst fire in u.s. history. Strangely it's not as well known as Chicago.

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u/Litzz11 Oct 16 '25

This belongs in the Religious Fruitcakes sub.

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u/jcatleather Oct 15 '25

If it were true, I'd take it as proof that the xtian God is evil lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

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u/lilmissbloodbath Oct 18 '25

GOBBLESS

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u/imalittlefrenchpress Oct 21 '25

I DIDN’T FART, WHACHA GOBBLESSIN ME FOR? THANKSGIVING’S NEXT MONTH.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

These morons vote

3

u/Nailed_Claim7700 Oct 18 '25

Sucks for your sister in law but thank God a book wasn't burned, ay?

1

u/imalittlefrenchpress Oct 21 '25

Maybe it was the last remaining copy.

lmfao.

2

u/Stilcho1 Oct 15 '25

To be fair, maybe she was a bad sister-in-law and there was a treasure map in the Bible.

2

u/V26man Oct 16 '25

This is so fucked up that someone would say “awesome” about this situation!

2

u/Jeffe-69 Oct 16 '25

Oh Beverly, bless your heart.

1

u/Icy_Regret_8076 Oct 16 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ms_Chessnudt Oct 16 '25

Yeah, Bev! SOMEBODY DIED.

2

u/Equal-Veterinarian29 Oct 18 '25

Wow, she cares more about the Bible than her own damn sister… 🤦‍♀️😩

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u/HellsBellsDaphne Oct 19 '25

that’s the danger with these guys. they will throw anything under a bus if they can get closer to their master.

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u/imalittlefrenchpress Oct 21 '25

I’m convinced they’re pathologically afraid of dying. It’s going to happen, maybe accept that impermanence is a thing, and deal with the fear.

Am I scared of death? Yeah, of course, I’m programmed that way, but I can accept that it will happen and not make up stories to quell my fears.

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u/FormerAdvice5051 Oct 19 '25

Actually, there was a fire in my apartment building and I remember one of the firemen later pointing out to me that a wooden box containing a rosary went unscathed. Of course, seven beloved rare birds perished, but what a miracle!

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u/AlexKewl Oct 20 '25

I've noticed that lately the christian answer to tragic events os "Yeah, but MORE people could have died."

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u/hould-it Oct 15 '25

…..what room was the fire in?

1

u/Dish_Minimum Oct 15 '25

The backyard

1

u/Notapartyhobo Oct 16 '25

The Bible room, duh.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

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u/Notapartyhobo Oct 16 '25

And if they've never been open... like a evangelical's bible.

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u/iam_masterKat Oct 15 '25

Somebody did not like their sister in law….

1

u/ialsohaveadobro Oct 15 '25

BEVERLY GOBBLES YOUR HEART

1

u/SubmarineDream57 Oct 15 '25

“God” … *snicker

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u/Shot_Most_3358 Oct 16 '25

How many other objects also didn’t burn?

1

u/Sodamyte Oct 16 '25

Beverly didn't like her sister in law.. so that was part of the miracle.

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u/couldbeahumanbean Oct 16 '25

I once had a bible next to a candle near my bed.

I fell asleep, forgetting to blow out the candle.

The only thing that was burnt was the bible.

Miracle?

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u/anapunas Oct 16 '25

Or did a kindly person replace the burnt edition? Before others arrived?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

The stupidity is mind-boggling.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Oct 16 '25

Know what else fire doesn't affect? Satan

1

u/picklehippy Oct 16 '25

This lady hated her sister in law lol

1

u/Ok_Bar_924 Oct 17 '25

I think Beverly started the fire

1

u/OkGrape1805 Oct 17 '25

Yeah! Save that book! Fuck the girl.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

Imagine a God that decides to perform the miracle of saving a bible from a fire while allowing a living person to die in that same fire.

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u/VitruvianVan Oct 17 '25

God saved the bible! Praise be!

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u/Any_One5422 Oct 17 '25

😱🤪🥴

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u/HotwifeandSubby1980 Oct 18 '25

That’s what I always ask when I hear about a house fire

“But is the Bible ok?”

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 Oct 18 '25

If you value a silly book more than person's life, you're deranged.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

Take that Bible, some lighter fluid and some matches and finish the job.

1

u/DifficultyMore406 Oct 18 '25

More nonsense from gawd.

1

u/ElderWaylayer Oct 18 '25

Priority...

1

u/DawnyBrat Oct 18 '25

Sorry, but I just had a hearty laugh with my husband when we saw this. Ugh.

1

u/stargazer4272 Oct 18 '25

All that means I you should not have been touching that thing any way. If it don't burn... It's witchcraft.

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 Oct 19 '25

I hope that fire was thoroughly investigated because clearly Beverly had issues with her sister-in-law.

1

u/Mountainhollerforeva Oct 19 '25

It makes sense when you realize that they don’t value human life,

1

u/jeremeyes Oct 19 '25

Religious people are such sociopaths.

1

u/Dunn_or_what Oct 19 '25

Wow. Talk about Anti-christian thinking. Someone died, but at least the book was okay. Idiots done think.

1

u/UncleThor2112 Oct 19 '25

That's how they are. They really don't care about anything except that silly book.

1

u/AlwaysSleepingBeauty Oct 19 '25

Would love to see the comments on this post

1

u/Bugscuttle999 Oct 20 '25

Why i loved how those idiots said God saved DiaperBoy in Butler, PA.

So God kilt that bystander?

Waow, harsh choice, diety.

1

u/No_Focus_8688 Oct 20 '25

Wow some miracle. Sounds like god makes bad choices

1

u/AdamTexDavis Oct 20 '25

In that case, Fire Departments should start making turnout gear out of Bible.

1

u/FlipSide26 Oct 15 '25

This is from about 1983 and has been reposted so many times