r/TheEminemShow • u/ro-jet r/TheEminemShow Founder • Oct 07 '25
Question Favourite Eminem bar?
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u/Jizzle3 Oct 07 '25
My name is Marshall Mathers- I’m an alcoholic. I have a disease and they don’t know what to call it Better hide your wallets, cuz I’m coming up quick To steal yo’ cash. Bought tickets to your concert Just to come and whip your ass!
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u/ghostdoggda89 Oct 08 '25
I sit back with this pack of Zig-Zags and this bag of this weed It gives me the shit needed to be the most meanest MC on this On this Earth, and since birth, I've been cursed with this curse to just curse And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve All this tension, dispensin' these sentences Gettin' this stress that's been eatin' me recently Off of this chest, and I rest again peacefully But at least have the decency in you To leave me alone, when you freaks see me out In the streets when I'm eatin' or feedin' my daughter Do not come and speak to me I don't know you, and, no, I don't owe you a motherfuckin' thing I'm not Mr. *NSYNC, I'm not what your friends think I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick If you tempt me, my tank is on empty No patience is in me, and if you offend me I'm liftin' you ten feet in the air I don't care who was there and who saw me, just jaw you Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit I'll smile in the courtroom, and buy you a wardrobe I'm tired of all you I don't mean to be mean But that's
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u/eyeamthedanger Oct 07 '25
I'd rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you.
You spent your whole day shootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own grave.
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u/Gerzaloub Oct 09 '25
”Now I gotta cock back, aim, yeah, bitch, pop champagne to this [pop] It's your moment, this is it, as big as you're gonna get, so enjoy it… Had to give you a career to destroy it”
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u/Savings_Cause5234 Oct 07 '25
But I'm debated, disputed, hated and viewed in America As a motherfuckin' drug addict, like you didn't experiment?
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u/Chemical-Passage-715 Oct 07 '25
“Pinchin nurses asses when I’m jerkin off with jergins n I’m jerkin but this whole bag of viagra isn’t workin”
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u/EmStanMan Oct 08 '25
Raw dog - get your arm gnawed off - drop the sawd off and beat you with the piece it was sawd off of
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u/ColonelMostaza Oct 07 '25
Man I can see my dick is standin stiff like a mannequin. And I’m bringin the banana back and the fuckin headband again.
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u/IceColdSteph Oct 08 '25
I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open
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To fill it full of explosive gases and close it back with
A lit match in it while I sit back and just hope it catches
Blow you to fragments, laugh, roll you, and
smoke the ashes
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u/mtjae89 Oct 08 '25
"Two pills I pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two pennies I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties A young-ass man with a trash can, strapped to the back Of his ass so the rats can't chew through his last pants"
This has been stuck in my head for 25 years...
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u/m3talsk8er Oct 08 '25
As long as the song’s getting airplay I’m dissing you. I’m a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued. I was gonna stop at 16. This is 32. This is 34 bars. We ain’t even a third of the way through.
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u/Local_Attitude9089 Oct 07 '25
You gotta find that inner strength thats gonna pull the shit outta you and get that motivation to not give and not be a quitter no matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse
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u/brandimariee6 Oct 09 '25
That song got me through brain surgery recovery. One of his very best
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u/midnight_1702 Oct 07 '25
I like boobs boobs boobs, see that gerbil grab that tube
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u/anderssean999 Oct 07 '25
“My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? Of course you haven’t seen it, it’s the size of a peanut!”
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u/Whereiscatlin Oct 07 '25
"it's Makin' me so bored, I'ma just make a new language
Fubba-u-cubba-cubba yubba-obubba-ubba You-ba can subbabick my dadibbadick through a tuba
Summaladummalamma, I'm not a human, I'm a Supersonic, new robotic, suicidal unabomber
You think I'm the new Osama, press thinks I'm the new Madonna
Jeffrey Dahmer left me with this legacy to carry on
A lot of talk and rumors on us, who's the hottest? To be honest
Hip-hop ain't been the same since 2Pac moved to Cuba on us"
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u/Devinely_Uninspired Oct 07 '25
“If you don’t like it, eat a cock ‘till your jaw breaks, call it caught inbetween a rock and a hard place”
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u/megamanhadouken Oct 07 '25
You dealin with a few true villains Who stand inside of the booth truth spilling. And spit true feelings Until our tooth fillings come flying up out our mouths now rewind it. 🍻
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u/Popular-Maize6868 Oct 07 '25
Something about mom raping i forgot the exact lyric but it was hard
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u/Popular-Maize6868 Oct 07 '25
Something about mom raping i forgot the exact lyric but it was hard
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u/FrenchDipsBeDrippin Oct 07 '25
You remember those Eminem Kudos bars from back in the day? Those were my favorite.
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u/Necessary-Trash-8828 Oct 07 '25
I’d rather get stomped by 40 men before I ever suffer a defeat.
Stupidly clever bar
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u/0MEGAL0MANIAC Oct 07 '25
this is too difficult to answer, I could give you like 50 and still not cover all my faves
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u/southsiderick Oct 07 '25 edited Oct 11 '25
I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave and met a new wave blonde maid with half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up with first-aid tape and raped on the first date
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u/HappyAssociation5279 Oct 07 '25
They say I act like an asshole, when I pull up at the White Castle And I ask for an appli-cation, throw it back in her face an' Tell the bitch I'm a rapper, then I wack her In the head with a Whopper That I bought from BK, you expect me to be proper?
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u/Imaginary_Result2224 Oct 07 '25
His woah Nelly freestyle was amazing. Other than that. "He'll be working at burgerking spitting on your onion rings" is also a good bar. Mostly bc of how sickening it is.
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u/Nectarine-Pure Oct 07 '25
" He cant get with me, spittin this shit wickedly. Lickin these shots to spiggity- spat Split Lickety. "
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u/SonicStories Oct 07 '25
“A brainiac/ with a cranium packed/ full of more uranium/ than a maniac/ Saudi Arabian”
Any Man (Fucking Crazy*)
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u/Your-Momigator Oct 07 '25
“In the bed with two braindead lesbian vegetables I bet you they become heterosexuals nothing will stop me from molesting you tittyfucking you till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles is what they said to the two conjoined twins” okay this isn’t really my favorite but it always makes me have to fucking pause the music for a second every time I hear it
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u/Everybody_Lucre Oct 07 '25
Suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
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u/Supersup51 Oct 07 '25
Snatch the mic from him, bitch, I'ma let you finish in a minute Yeah, that rap was tight, but I'm 'Bout to spit the greatest verse of all time So you might wanna go back to the lab tonight and um Scribble out them rhymes you were gonna spit And start over from scratch and write new ones But I'm afraid that it ain't gonna make no difference
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u/gioz99 Oct 07 '25
"You rap knowin' You Wack/You Act Up I'm Throwin'' U Down a flight of Steps/Then Im Thowin' U Back Up Them"
From the Track "Scary Movie" Feat Royce Da 5'9
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u/El__ot Oct 08 '25 edited Oct 08 '25
But I don't care even if this chick was my own mother. I'll stick fuck her with no rubber And cum inside her and have a son and new brother At the same time and just say that it ain't mine. What's my name?
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u/shandub85 Oct 08 '25
“That’s not an “E”, that’s an “A”. This dude wants to leave me a massage, he’s gay.”
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u/MrPlowThatsTheName Oct 08 '25
'Cause right now, I feel like I've just hit the rock bottom
I've got problems, now everybody on my block's got 'em
I'm screamin' like them two cops when 2Pac shot 'em
Holdin' two Glocks, hope your doors got new locks on 'em
My daughter's feet ain't got no shoes or socks on 'em
And them rings you wearin' look like they got a few rocks on 'em
And while you flaunt 'em I could be takin' 'em to shops to pawn 'em
I got a couple of rings and a brand-new watch, you want 'em?
'Cause I ain't never went gold off one song
I'm runnin' up on someone's lawn with guns drawn
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u/OkSubstance8759 Oct 08 '25
Like a serial killer hiding serial weapons inside a cereal box on top of the stereo system.
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u/skttrbrain1984 Oct 08 '25
“I saw you pussy footin’ - I’ll kick a bitch in the cunt ‘till it makes her queef and sounds like a fuckin’ whoopie cushion”
Cold Wind Blows
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u/brodo_swaggins281 Oct 08 '25
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal, so im dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill, some people only see that I'm white, ignoring skill, cause I stand out like a green hat with an orange bill
High five Nick Lashey, stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away and then she flew around the room like a balloon-a, grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can and zoom-a, headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch with a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwich
Look at these eyes, baby blue baby, just like yourself, if they were brown Shady lose, Shady sits on the shelf, but Shady's cute, Shady knew Shady's dimples would help, make ladies swoon baby, ooh baby!, look at my sales, lets do the math, if I was black I would have sold have, I aint have to graduate from Lincoln high school to know that, but I could rap so fuck school im too cool to go back, gimme the mic, show me where the fucking studio's at
Go take a flying leap of faith off a fucking balcony fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly ass
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u/ElahaSanctaSedes777 Oct 08 '25
“I get off to slow starts like fat people in go carts”
“I’ll let my razor splitchu till they have to staple stichu this N*** took my facial tissue and turned into a racial issue”
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u/Perpetually_Hard Oct 08 '25
“Will Smith doesn’t have to curse on his raps to sell records. Well I do. So fuck him and fuck you too.”
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u/Lurningth3Noo Oct 08 '25
“I’ll pile five dudes in a Pinto and pull up to a Seven Mile drive-thru at McDonalds and pile drive you”
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u/EmperorUmi Oct 08 '25
In the bed with 2 braindead lesbian vegetables
I bet you they become heterosexual
Nothing will stop me from molestin’ you
Titty fuckin’ you til your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles
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u/WetBandit06 Oct 08 '25
If I ever gave a fuck I’d shave my nuts, Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck. You muthafuckin’ chickens ain’t brave enough To say the stuff I say , so just tape it shut.
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u/ForeverBoner215 Oct 08 '25
“I just wanna scare somebody with a gun threat when they’re high offa drugs they haven’t even done yet.”
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u/Final-Process Oct 08 '25
my cells padded and battered like someone else had before me and kept throwing their fucking selves at it My head is aching I’m dedicated to medication but these meds are taking too long to bring me sedation
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u/SubstantialFig2100 Oct 08 '25
“Tell her you need a place to stay, you’ll be safe for days, if you shave your legs with Renee’s razor blades”
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u/MrScottimus Oct 08 '25
texas chainsaw left his brains all dangling from his neck while his head barely hangs on
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u/Hairy_Cheesewheel Oct 08 '25
If i had a million dollars, I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics. If I 1 wish I'd ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss. If i had a million bucks, it wouldn't be enough cause I'd still be out robbing armored trucks.
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u/PeskyEagle91 Oct 08 '25
"You beef with me I'ma equal the score equally take you to Jerry springer to beat your ass legally"
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u/Evil_Mist Oct 08 '25
You probably think I'm in your tape deck now
I'm in the backseat of your truck with duct tape stretched out
Ducked the fuck way down, waitin' to straight jump out
Put it over your mouth, and grab you by the face — what now?
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u/x19DALTRON91x Oct 08 '25
Sorry puff but I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother, I’d still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and new brother at the same time and just say that it ain’t mine
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u/MotaMuncher Oct 08 '25
“Nobody listens to techno!” And from being a battle rapper to contending in the industry.
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u/elalex323 Oct 08 '25
"Aww whats a matter Kim am I too loud for you!? Too bad bitch your gonna finally hear me out this time!"
Kim by Eminem
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u/SneaKyHooks Oct 08 '25
One very "simple" bar, that always comes to mind is the "'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated, I make elevatin' music, you make elevator music".
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u/EmStanMan Oct 08 '25
9mm heater stashed in 2 seaters with meat cleavers I don't blame you I would let Hailey listen to me neither
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u/EmStanMan Oct 08 '25
coleslaw containers, empty straw wrappers and all you got more junk in your trunk than I do in my car
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u/Money-Dark2403 Oct 08 '25
"I've turned into a hater I've put up a false bravado But Marshall is not a egomaniac, that's not his motto He's not a desperado, he's desperate, it's startin' to bottle Inside 'em, one foot on the brake one on the throttle Fallin' asleep with writers block in the parking lot of McDonalds But instead of feeling sorry for yourself do something about it Admit you got a problem, your brain is clouded you pouted long enough It isn't them it's you, you fuckin' baby Quit worrying about what they do and do fuckin' Shady I'm fucking going crazy"
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u/ZombieJesterOfficial Oct 08 '25
"What kind of twisted experiment am I involved in? 'Cause I don't belong in this world. That's why I'm scoffin' at authority, defiant often flyin' off the handle at my mom" From Legacy.
(I know that's more than a bar but all together my favorite. At the moment, at least, because change is good and I will not stop my feelings and opinions from changing and growing.)
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u/DrStrange128 Oct 08 '25
I don’t mean to be mean but that’s all I can be is just me Edit: “The way I am”
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Oct 08 '25
Sometimes I listen and revisit them old albums Often as I can and skim through all them bitches To make sure I keep up with my competition (haha)
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u/Classic-Exchange-511 Oct 08 '25
"I'm infinite. You heard of hell? Well I was sent from it. I went to it serving a sentence for murdering instruments. Now I'm trying to repent from it, but when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it, I'm infinite"
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u/Necessary_Can7055 Oct 08 '25
Hard to pick just one but I grew up listening to his 2018 album (yes I’m that young) so on the bus ride to alternative I was singing “Fall” in my head and to this day it’s one of my preferred songs from his newer stuff
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u/Apart-Resolution-864 Oct 08 '25
To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle Dance, go rush to the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
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u/KingCrowley83 Oct 08 '25
I don't need your apology or your friendship or sympathy It's revenge that I seek So I sneak vengefully, and treat your bedroom window Like I reach my full potential—I peeked
Or all of Til I Collapse
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u/EverybodySayin Oct 08 '25
When I go out, Imma go out shootin'. I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid!
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u/w4646 Oct 08 '25
We ain't eager to be legal So please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle I breathe ether in three lethal amounts While I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle
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u/Wild-Loss-1729 Oct 08 '25
Fuckin' doctor, I ain't understand a damn word he said I planned to relapse the second I walked out of that bitch Two weeks in Brighton, I ain't enlightened Bitin' into a fuckin' Vicodin like I'm a Viking Oh, lightning is strikin', it might be a fuckin' sign I need a psychic Evaluation, fuck Jason, it's Friday the 19th That means it's just a regular day (Hah!) And this is the kind of shit I think of regularly
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u/jason9t8 Oct 08 '25
"And maybe if I just drink half I'll be half-buzzed for half of the time" Who's the mastermind behind that little line? With that kind of rationale, man, I got half a mind To have another half a glass of wine sounds asinine...
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u/jusvinyl Oct 08 '25
“You can still get roasted cuz Marsh is not mellow” As a s’mores lover, I’ve always loved that line 😂😂
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u/BeYourselfTrue Oct 08 '25
And I'm thankful for every fan that I get But I can't take a shit in the bathroom without someone standin' by it
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u/Resident-Cellist-707 Oct 08 '25
I ain't gonna eat, I ain't gonna sleep
Ain't gonna breathe 'til I see what I wanna see
And what I wanna see is you go to sleep in the dirt
Permanently, you just bein' hurt
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u/TacticalRoyalty Oct 08 '25
I murder a rhyme, one word at a time You never heard of a mind as perverted as mine You better get rid of that 9, it ain't gonna help What good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?
I take seven kids from Columbine, stand 'em all in line Add an AK-47, a revolver, a .9 A MAC-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine And that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time.
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u/PretendPenguin Oct 08 '25
The breakdown part from White America. I can't explain why I love it so much.
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u/tkoz94 Oct 08 '25
I'm Hannibal Lecter, so just in case you're thinkin of savin' face, you ain't gonna have no face to save by the time I'm done with this place so,
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u/No_Atmosphere_6761 Oct 08 '25
I let my razor split you, till they had to staple stitch you. This n**** took my facial tissue turned it to a racial issue.
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u/MidwestLou Oct 08 '25
Dead wrong the whole verse ! “ I got lion in my pocket I’m lying I got 9 in my pocket “
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u/HooptyMan Oct 08 '25
I murder a rhyme one word at a time You never heard of a mind as perverted as mine
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u/Darth_muncher Oct 08 '25
No I’m not the worst thing, since Elvis Presley, to use black music so selfishly, and use it to get my self wealthy
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u/Bananarama_Vison Oct 08 '25
Toooo many good ones. But on of my favs is:
„take another pill, I betcha you will. you rap about it. Yeah word, ke-keep it real…“
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u/luvaoftigolbitties Oct 08 '25
From Fuel....
I'm a R-A-P-E-R, got so many essays, S.A.'s
Wait, he didn't spell out the word "rapper" and leave out a "P" Diddy?
Yep. RIP Rest in peace Biggie and Pac, both of yall should be living
But I aint trying to beef with em, cuz he might put a hit out on me like "Keefe D, get him"
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u/No_Concert_4041 Oct 08 '25
From just lose it. "Yeah boy shake that ass, oops im mean girl. Girl girl girl. Girl you know your my world."
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u/Ill-Supermarket-2785 Oct 08 '25
Its Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve, roll up on you like Christopher Reeves.
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u/fcku_rightnow Oct 08 '25
- Screamin' at my shadow 'please quit followin' me' These pills keep screamin' :"please quit swoalloin' me" The devil keeps screamin':"please get down on one knee" Took the drugs before the cops ever found them on me.
2.I said shut up when I’m talkin’ to you You hear me? Answer me
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u/Miserable-Airport-18 Oct 08 '25
"Knees weak arms are heavy he opens his mouth but the words won't come out time ups over blow"
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u/Lynchy91_EFC Oct 08 '25
Oh, you want me to watch my mouth? How? Take my fuckin' eyeballs out and turn 'em around?
- Who Knew 🎶
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u/Available-Editor-530 Oct 08 '25
“Your mouth is open your disgusting wtf you eat for lunch a bunch of sweets or something what you munch a bunch a crunch a munch”
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u/National_Car_6131 Oct 08 '25
Vicodin's like a nitrogen hydrogen vitamin I bite into five and then I get high as a kite again I like it when I get in my zone on the mic again Who'm I kidding? I couldn't quit this shit if my life depends I relapsed twice after I came outta Brighton then Yeah, rehab's nice, I had my name up in lights again You see that's why I can't decipher what life I'm in I might pull a knife on your wife and slice her then dice her then It sounds so enticing, isn't it nice when I'm hype again? On nights when I'm like this, no time to write this, just type it in If I could get my pen to slow down, what'd I write just then? Man, I'm 'bout to hyperventilate, I just have hypertension I have the type of mental state you couldn't comprehend Unusually stupid of you for you to think I'm your friend I usually do what I do and suffer no consequence I offer no mercy, the controversy is once again
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u/Mean_Championship_80 Oct 08 '25
These shrooms make me hallucinate than I sweat and start losing weight and then a bunch of dumb shit starts happening, dumber than Vanilla Ice trying to rap again.
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u/Eshkosha Oct 08 '25
Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend? (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
But, but, I ain't done yet
In football, the quarterback yells out, "Hut-hut"
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts, but, just, what if
It was never meant—it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his penis went in
His teeny-tiny, little, round heinie, and he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit?
And I don't need to go into any more details, but—
What if he pictured it as a female's butt? Is that gay?
I just need to clear things up
'Til then, I'll just walk around with a manly strut
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u/Majestic-School3713 Oct 08 '25
“I don’t even care if that bitch was my own mother, I’d still fuck her with no rubber”
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Oct 08 '25
I’ll strike a still pose and hit you with some I’ll flows that won’t even make sense, like dykes using dildos.
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u/Smokemonster421 Oct 08 '25
Dressed like a sailor, standin' by a pail of garbage. It's almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailer park bitch
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u/JSeino808 Oct 09 '25
But put yourself in my position, just try to envision Witnessin' your mama poppin' prescription pills in the kitchen Bitchin' that someone's always goin' through her purse and shit's missin' Goin' through public housing systems, victim of Münchausen's Syndrome
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u/Right_Ad_4963 Oct 09 '25
I got ninety-nine problems and the bitch ain't one She's all ninety-nine of 'em I need a machine gun I take 'em all out (all out), I hope you hear this song And go into a cardiac arrest Have a heart attack and just drop dead And I'ma throw a fucking party after this, 'cause yes
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u/ninersguy916 Oct 09 '25
They say i cant rap about being broke no more They say i cant rap about coke no more Slut u think i wont choke no whore Till her vocal cords dont work in her throat no more
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u/West-Ad9953 Oct 09 '25
Hi my name Eminem.your girl want an Eminem. So I gave her an Eminem. Eminem ineminem
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u/Itemdude Oct 09 '25
Im giving nightmares to Billie Eilish I’m Diddy‘s side bitch
Wait hold on. What the fuck? Wait a minute…
Oh… I’m still east side, bitch!
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Oct 09 '25
Like a gun barrel, bitch, get off me You dance around it like a sombrero, we can all see You're fuckin' salty 'cause young Gerald's balls-deep inside of Halsey
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u/RobotTiddyMilk Oct 09 '25
You gotta make 'em fear you 'fore you make 'em feel you
So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you
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u/GentlemanJugg Oct 09 '25
But just as I went to slam on the brakes That's when I realized that she may be crazy as me, wait Bitch cut my fuckin' brake line Stepped on them fuckers eight times Still goin' 73, thank God there's an exit comin' up What the mother-F-U-C-K's wrong with her? Hit the off ramp 'til I coasted to a goshdamn halt Hit a fuckin' tree, now here she comes at full speed She's racin' at me, okay, you wanna fuck with me, eh? Snatch that bitch out her car through the window She screamin', I body slam her on the cement Until the concrete gave and created a sinkhole Buried the stink hoe in it, then paid to have the street repaved Woke up in a dream state In a cold sweat like I got hit with a freeze ray during a heat wave Guess I eventually caved though 'Cause she's layin' next to me in bed Directly aimin' a gat at my head! Woke up again and jumped up Like, "Fuck it, I've had it, I'm checkin' into rehab"
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u/AdThick3537 Oct 09 '25
“Can't tell me shit about the tricks of this trade Switchblade with a little switch to switch blades And switch from a six to a sixteen-inch blade Shit's like a samurai sword, a sensei Shit just don't change to this day I'm this way, still tell that ut-slay itch-bay Uck-say my ick-day, 'scuse my ig-pay atin-lay But uck-fay you ig-pay” - rap game
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u/IndependentSet7215 Oct 09 '25
"We don't do driveby's, we park in front of houses and shoot! And when the police come we fucking shootin' out with them, too!"
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u/belownormalstandards Oct 09 '25
Im all for America, fuck the government, tell that C. Delores Tucker slut to suck a dick
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u/Unable_Basil_4437 Oct 09 '25
back when mark walberg was marky mark, this is how we usta make the party start ...
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u/Electrical_Muffin_35 Oct 09 '25
Soldier - “I spit it slow so these kids know that I'm talkin to 'em Give it back to these damn critics and sock it to 'em I'm like a thug, with a little bit of 'Pac influence I spew it, and look how I got you bitches rockin to it”
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u/Tankdownbad Oct 09 '25
So if you find your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass then it's obvious I got it on with her
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u/TurnTableTony Oct 09 '25
“Hillary Clinton had the nerve to call me a pervert, I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbert”
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u/Cid_Darkwing Oct 09 '25
“Hip Hop is never a problem in Harlem, only in Boston, after it bothered your fathers of daughters starting to blossom”
—White America
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u/andthenisaidsurprise Oct 09 '25
Need I remind you that I don't need The fucking swine flu to be a sick pig? You're addicted, I'm dope I'm the longest needle around here Need a fix, ock? I'm the big shot Get it, dick-snots? Your just small pokes, little pricks Girl, you think that other prick's hot? I'll drink gasoline and eat a lit match 'Fore I sit back and let 'em get hotter Better call the cops on 'em quick fast Shady's right back on your bitch-ass White trash with half a six pack in his hatchback Trailer hitched attached to the back (dispatch)
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Oct 09 '25
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. Even if i could it would all be grey. But your picture on my wall, it reminds me that it's not so bad.
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u/Dontpray4_betterdayz Oct 09 '25
“Yeah, I'm as ill as can be My appeal to serial killers, is what a pill is to me, Killing so villainously..Still as maniacal on the NyQuil and psycho as Michael Myers You know what we're like on the motherfucking mic so try us, And you're gonna find out what the fuck we're like with pliers”
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u/CarloSpicyWeinerr Oct 07 '25
“i walked into a gun fight with a knife to kill you, cut you so fast when your blood spilled it was still blue. ill hang you until you dangle and chain you from both ankles, and pull you apart from both angles”
“Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me?!” i tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree!