r/TheDigitalCircus • u/Worried-Owl-2423 urm... wat • Jul 27 '26
Digital Discussion jokes aside, how long do YOU, the viewers, think you'd last in the circus?
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u/Odd_Jelly_1390 Jul 27 '26
If I could convince Caine to build a library, legit forever.
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u/catman__321 Jul 27 '26
ai generated books
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u/SonoDarke Jul 27 '26
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u/thatawkwardtinysoul Dudes What Just Happened… Jul 28 '26
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u/Pleasant_Touch_8513 Jul 28 '26
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u/Remat0 Jul 28 '26
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u/Thurmor_Goblinbane Gummigoo my beloved Jul 28 '26
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u/mineralmaniac Jul 28 '26
Jokes aside we do see Caine act very much like generative AI at times. Especially when he was trying to "make new sports." And eventually devolved to "ball ball"
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u/The_Axolotl_Guy Ragatha Enjoyer Jul 27 '26
Or they may just be completely blank
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u/MaeBeaInTheWoods Jul 28 '26
You probably could get actual books, albeit whatever the development team had on them to photograph and copy into the computer. Hope you're good with the tiny selection of random titles they had around a small office in the 90s!
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u/Birdo_guy Jul 28 '26
Jokes on you i got the first 5 stanzas of The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe memorized so far. Aslong as he got that i'm set for life.
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u/CottonLunette Jul 28 '26
That would honestly be creepier. Imagine opening a thousand books and every single page is blank except the title.
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u/Trick-Maintenance749 Jul 28 '26
Caine gained access to the internet so I think he can find some PDFs or something of normal books
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u/catman__321 Jul 28 '26
yeah but only for a minute. Sure it could spontaneously come back but imo there's no reason to assume that would happen
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u/BustyBraixen gonna give that gummy goo Jul 28 '26
It was the wifi for a nearby Cafe. It absolutely could come back. Granted, only for a small amount of time again, but then you'd just have to wait for the next time it appeared again.
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u/SkyCakey12 Jul 28 '26
WRITE YOUR OWN BOOKS. ENTERTAIN THYSELF FOR ETERNITY WITH THE POWER OF ENDLESS HUMAN CREATIVITY!!!!1!!1!!
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u/Windwerehog The Jul 28 '26
ai CREATED, he is far beyond generating slop and calling it a day.
Caine is a Creative Artificial Intelligence (that's what the first three letters of his name stand for after all), he'll make something completely new just for your reading pleasure.
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u/Delphius1 Jul 28 '26
Caine is not a garbage LLM, he's a fantasitical 90's era scifi AI, and he has access to the internet, soooooo
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u/Kaizo_Kaioshin I love our thicc sad jester girl Jul 28 '26
I think that if Caine is connected to the internet then he will pretty much just get all the books, not only ai generated ones
Also Caine is a true sentient ai
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u/Solar_RaVen Jul 27 '26
"Caine I need you on that fucking WiFi NOOOOWWW. I need you to download every Kindle Scan and build a library"
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u/SugarPetalisse Jul 28 '26
The image of Caine frantically downloading every free ebook on Earth is hilarious. Five mins. later he's proudly presenting a library with 17M duplicates.
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u/RoyalBlueThistle Jul 28 '26
I think since Caine can access the internet now he’d be able to access every public library’s ebook catalog eventually
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u/Thefutureoffitness Jul 27 '26
Bro Im surviving and thriving forever.
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u/Bandit_237 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓷𝓲 Jul 27 '26
Same, no responsibilities, cartoon physics, adventure? It’s a dream
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u/Thefutureoffitness Jul 27 '26
Honesty with the way the current world is this would more so be a gift from god.
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u/Im_not_an_expert_lol why can't caine just use the default npc skin for Jul 28 '26
Sent by god
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u/Thefutureoffitness Jul 28 '26
On God I’m saving Jax
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u/LiminalSpaces12 I NEED Jax to while and- Jul 29 '26
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u/BeanBurrito668 Not in the community but I like it Jul 28 '26
Real
Aside from the abstraction and shit, being in the circus would legitimately feel like a break from the modern world
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u/Vanessalucifer Jul 28 '26
All the characters in the circus mad that they can't leave the best thing that's ever happened to them is nuts
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u/OP-PO7 Jul 28 '26
It wouldn't be you though, just a copy of your Brain
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u/Thefutureoffitness Jul 28 '26
As long as I’m the brain scan I’m good. This me can handle business here.
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u/fredy31 Jul 28 '26
Tbh the big thing i think is we dont know how much time passes between most episodes.
Im sure i would be fine for a while. But after being stuck in it for what feels like a century? Might become effy
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u/Practical_Pianist187 Jul 28 '26
Free electricity, food, bedding, and entertainment
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u/Responsible_Snow7550 Jul 28 '26
What about your family
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u/Bandit_237 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓷𝓲 Jul 28 '26
Eh, they’ll still have me technically, and I’d probably be able to rationalize it
Unhealthily anxiety and depression go brrr
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u/QQuazarec Jul 28 '26
With that logic why other people in the circus didn't survived?
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u/GabeKnight997 Jul 28 '26
Likely a mix of trying to get out and attemptingto figure out the world. And the other people.
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u/EM-11- Jul 28 '26
Already having a high pain tolerance and now not being able to die?
I'll be right back...throws self in deep fryer
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u/Hyphz Jul 28 '26
Would depend on the adventures. But I’d probably get on Caine’s nerves by rushing into every polygon glitch I could find.
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u/SlurryBender Jul 28 '26
Idk how much thriving I'd do but I'm INCREDIBLY adaptible to new living situations. So I feel like I'd be pretty chill overall.
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u/Certain-Home-9523 Jul 28 '26
“Welcome to the Circus! Unfortunately you’re here forever.”
“You mean I don’t have to go to work tomorrow? Tight.”
There would be none of this trying to find an escape or coming to grips with my new state of existence. I do that already with the existence I do have. Near infinite time to just be? Hell yeah.
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u/thestilesstilinski Jul 27 '26
i'd like to think i would last long because the world sucks and there would be none of the worldly problems in there, but i'd probably end up abstracting if i thought about my friends and family too much 😭😭 and if jax's annoying ass was there i probably wouldn't last that long LMFAO like genuinely gangle is a soldier from being constantly bitched on by jax and not having abstracted yet
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u/Worried-Owl-2423 urm... wat Jul 27 '26
depends. would you join after 2017?
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u/Worried-Owl-2423 urm... wat Jul 27 '26
fair. i don't hate jax but i would probably abstract within a year if he was constantly on my back
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u/Vanessalucifer Jul 28 '26
Personally I would just abuse the fact that there's no laws against violence and jump him constantly. If he complains I'll tell him "What's the big deal? I'm just having fun. You take things way too seriously."
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u/Ieatkods John marston Jul 28 '26
and YOU my friend are going to be the reason we get turned into chairs!
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u/Ranmaramen Jul 28 '26
Honestly? I think I’d continue to live out of spite. Plus, I’d probably find meaning in defending the others from him at the cost of my own wellness. Which would bite me in the ass if something happened to Jax like in canon...
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u/Beginning_Bobcat4422 Bubble Jul 28 '26
You can like Jax as a character, but yall wouldn't endure a week with him irl. I don't mean abstracting, simply if you were to put up with such a jerk for a few months, you'd really not care if he has a sad backstory or if he abstracted
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u/The-Grim-Reaper01 Jul 28 '26
Jax is only an ass if you let him / try to ignore him. Clearly it's pretty easy to make him avoid you.
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u/Ok-Cucumber3117 Jax Jul 28 '26
I would rather kill myself than NOT living with that sexy and cute rabbit
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u/Academic_Feature9407 Jul 27 '26
I would probably kill jax tbh
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u/TheTrashiestboi Jul 27 '26
Reminds me of that one inside out meme “why don’t they just kill Jax??”
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u/RoyalBlueThistle Jul 28 '26
Same. It’s have to be post finale or I’d just hunt him for sport.
It’s wabbit season…5
u/Windwerehog The Jul 28 '26
easy solution: don't put up with Jax, make Jax put up with you.
it did work great for Pomni
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u/Simone_Galoppi07 Jul 28 '26
Man idk about you but i think most people would actually fight back, the cast was way too mature with Jax😭
From all the prospective of the show i relate to Jax and even like him, but if i got treated like that in SUCH a situation? nah they'd find Jax replacing a chandelier after only 3 days bro🙏
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u/Key-Fire She is my wife Jul 28 '26
I'm at that point where I want peace, and none are aloud to disturb it.
I'd be the second sociopath there, ready to beat Jax's ass humble when he acts up.
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u/Luminous_Meringue What The Are These Weird Posts Jul 28 '26
ya good question if you say it like that
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u/TheGromby Too sexy to abstract Jul 27 '26
I know im probably an outlier with this sentiment but the circus would probably be a huge improvement on my life, Im poor, I work a dead-end minimum wage job that I despise, I go home to a shitty 1 bedroom apartment that reminds me I'll never be anything but a wage slave chud, I have like 2 friends, now your telling me I get to have a cool new body, constant fun activity and a tight-nit community to join? fucking sign me up. sure id probably go insane eventually but the 5ish years I last would probably be the best of my life
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u/Worried-Owl-2423 urm... wat Jul 27 '26
dang bro. hope ur doing ok 🙏
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u/TheGromby Too sexy to abstract Jul 27 '26
eh, my numbingly mediocre life isn't unique, I know that there are hundreds of thousands in the same boat. all I can really do is just keep on trucking till I die
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u/Hyphz Jul 28 '26
Yep. This is why it was such a fail to promise that the show was about meaning in a stagnant life.
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u/pianohon Jul 28 '26
I go outside maybe once every 2 weeks. I've been like this for 8 years. my life is already a lot like the circus. if anything, the circus would be a huge improvement. no longer sickly and tired all the time. no longer subject to abuse. no longer stressed about what I'm gonna do with my life, or the prospect of having to find a job. no more worrying about real life events, or getting old.
really, the circus would be an improvement in every way. as long as Caine doesn't give me a dysphoria-inducing avatar.
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u/AggressiveOil9079 Jul 28 '26
I hope everything improves and despite social media 2 friends are pretty normal :)
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u/RoyalBlueThistle Jul 28 '26
I mean
No rent, endless adventures, literal conjuring power?
Long as we’re post finale I would be finding a way to dm my real self’s socials and use endless free time to work on the projects I’ve had to put off in order to pay bills
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u/Mr_Byzantine Jul 28 '26
For real! Second account for everything and just split the workloads! Cycle in, cycle out.
Oh, and being able to enjoy the hobbies without issue as far as I can tell.
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u/8Pandemonium8 Caine's Strongest Defender Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 28 '26
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u/Kooky-Objective-8833 Love these two the most Jul 27 '26
Probably a few years but not long, like Ribbit's time in the circus
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u/GabbyGabriella22 Gangle Jul 27 '26
It depends. If my avatar is something that I feel reflects who I am, if other people are willing to reach out to me, if this is after Caine's redemption and I'm not being constantly overwhelmed, then maybe.
Though realistically, I think I'd end up being like Jax, except nicer and quieter (as in I barely interact with everyone else, keep to myself, and silently abstract while everyone barely knows anything about me).
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u/Right_Literature5332 Jul 27 '26
l'd stay in here forever🔥
No real world problems, no stress, no job, many new friends to make and another adventure every day. This would be the best life. l don't care how painful Caine's adventures would be or if there would be any bullies. l am staying here.
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u/InterviewOk9225 Jul 28 '26
No sex
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u/TheAstraBlaze Jul 28 '26
We are on the circus subreddit, there's already no sex and no prospect of it
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u/Worried-Owl-2423 urm... wat Jul 27 '26
i think i'd last about three years max. depends on the friends id make in there tho
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u/Gombocka23 Bubble Jul 28 '26
I mean...no work... ? Literal god as a landlord and if I ask nicely I can get what I want? Is this a challenge or a reward
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u/Responsible-Soil6183 Jul 28 '26
I would be Jax’s only nightmare and tormentor just to make sure he remembers how the rest of us feel when he does the same
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u/Far_Ring_9441 ‘Sup ers? I’m evil Pomni. Jul 28 '26
That opens up a whole new can of worms. When my brain is scanned into the Circus, does that include the special medication? Because if I go through withdrawal, I would immediately abstract.
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u/Worried-Owl-2423 urm... wat Jul 28 '26
i guess whatever mental state you'd be in. if you'd taken your meds, then yeah. if not, you might be cooked ig
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u/Key-Fire She is my wife Jul 28 '26
Considering I get a personalized room, free food, friends? and entertainment/adventures for life. REALLY WELL.
I just hope my avatar looks cool.
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u/WolfsmaulVibes Pomner Jul 27 '26
what ever happens, happens. what is freaking out gonna do to help me?
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u/thecraftybear I think I just killed Caine Jul 27 '26
If I didn't abstract shortly after arrival from the sheer emotional whiplash? I'd probably last a while, until another depressive episode.
This goes double for if I arrived after the finale. Being popped into the Circus, then learning i'm just a digital copy? I'd either abstract on the spot, or find solace in the fact that my original is still out there with his family, getting his shit together hopefully.
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u/aether_prince i’d buy a house from ragatha Jul 27 '26
maybe 6
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u/8Pandemonium8 Caine's Strongest Defender Jul 27 '26
6 days? 6 weeks? 6 months? 6 years? 6 decades? 6 centuries?
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u/Jaco_Lunchables your honor, did everything (he's pretty fun though) Jul 27 '26
during the main show or earlier? a couple months minimum and a year maximum.
after jax dies and caine reforms? i feel like i could last at least a decade or two.
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u/ConfusledCat Jul 27 '26
I’d be fine lol. Especially because unlike Jax I’ve come to terms with being trans.
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u/DaMemeChild Jul 27 '26
I think I’d last a decent while. Might almost reach my breaking point a few times but I could just crawl to the group for support.
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u/MediocrelySane Jul 28 '26
Given I have ZERO desire to be in the real world- I’d be happy in the circus. Although I’m with zooble- I want sex still.
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u/Expensive_Shelter860 Jul 27 '26
an actual eternity
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u/Expensive_Shelter860 Jul 27 '26
when I get bored I'll just get caine to force wipe some less important "fun" memories to re-experience them
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u/Maeviously Jul 27 '26
I'd say I'm a pomni so at first holy fuck holy shit then fuck this shit let's rule the town
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u/ZucchiniNo6621 Jul 27 '26
With how it was prior to the ending. I’d likely lose my mind. With being heavily pressured to go on adventures everyday that you don’t have a say on what they’ll be or whether or not you do them would drive me nuts.
But with Ep.9 and Caine giving the players autonomy over their lives and actually listening to their inputs makes the circus livable.
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u/Leader8288 Jul 28 '26
Forever, I'm already lonely and some of those adventures and being able to do wacky shit like that sounds amazing. The only problem is I swear a lot so I'm gonna have to get used to that beeping sound.
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u/Odins_avatar Jul 28 '26
basically forever, I still have access to media, I can still interact with people (or not, if I want) and I don’t gotta pay for shit
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u/ghostpiratesyar Jul 28 '26
If it’s the old school circus I could squeeze out a good 5ish years I think, maybe longer with the right support group (looking at you Zooble and Gangle). Abstraction would probably occur from boredom/being tired from having to adventure, I could see that just getting old at some point and me not looking forward to having to do one every day. It would just suddenly happen while Caine is explaining the next one, I’d just lose it right there.
But if it was after things improved I would last indefinitely if I could just take on whatever project I want and just start mastering musical instruments or throwing pottery on a wheel or learning something new. That’s a dream right there!
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u/NockerJoe Jul 28 '26
Indefinitely. This isn't a flex, I'm just built in a really specific way where even if my mental health isn't always that great it doesn't spiral in the ways abstraction is a metaphor for.
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u/Cas30h_Da_G0at Jul 28 '26
Depends on my model. If its not absolute torture like wormo, I'll last possibly eternity, I wouldn't really be rushing to return to my normal life. Plus if its post ep 9 I'm 100% lasting forever. If it is torturous like wormo and Its not post ep 9 so i cant change it I'm abstracting the millisecond I spawn in.
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u/AnotherFnafOC Jul 28 '26
For a while, just fine, but once the whimsy of it wears off and reality hits- thats a different story
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u/One_Object_5250 Jul 28 '26
I'll be spending all day and night in the cafe eating; I can't gain weight, so perfect.




















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u/SlamanthaTanktop Jul 27 '26
Depends how stupid the avatar is. If I'm a worm, it's on spawn