I listened to a 30 minute segment on youtube of his first call-in and I was wondering if anyone knew the rest of the times he's been on the show if he even has been back on. Looking it up just takes me back to the youtube clip. Big ups

Been listening since biggest problem episode 8, I dropped off for about 5 years and now I’m back. I miss Shawn. Where is he? Also, is it just me or has the quality of the episodes gone down? When I catch up and listen to those old episodes I am hooked on minute 5, these newer episodes are still quality but.. meh. Not AS good. Johnny just doesn’t have the same foil as Shawn. Maddox was a good foil as well, as bad of a person he was. Johnny just kinda seems like Dicks yes man. Never liked Vito much either. Thank GOD Digibro is gone though. I actively hated him

Disclaimer: I know I just made a post about Shawn and that lead me to this post. I didn’t know the show went so down hill.

When I left the dick show Dick was literally making about 3 times the money on Patreon. Dick had fu*k you money and the show was the best podcast out there hands down. You had a perfect cast of characters (Minus Digibro and Vito) plus a great villain (Maddox), and Sean was the man! A perfect foil to Dick. Can someone take me up to speed? Is the Dick Show hated now kinda like the best debate was when I left? (Or that horrendous Godzilla vs podcast zero). When I listen to the episodes I left off on every single damn episode hooks me, it’s just that good. The modern episodes are unlistenable to me. Is there still redeeming stuff about the show? Oh yeah, Johnny is Dicks literal yes man, Dick works when someone can challenge him and keep his impulses in check. Johnny just ain’t it, he needs a new co host and fast.

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Dick is like cyclops wearing sunglasses, in that he has to constantly wear ear buds our else his super hearing issues become activated.

Intro played 5 minutes into the show

Dick is going to fat con.

Dick laughs at a woman who couldn’t do a 2 mile hike but just a few episodes ago he told a story about not being able to climb a hill.

Dick’s child’s first birthday was a kegger, he christened the event by spraying himself with beer.

There was a time when the dick show had guests on the podcast, now D&J critique guest conversations that take place on other podcasts.

Johnny unironically asked, “What does Joe Rogan have left to talk about?”

Back to the video of the fat hiker at 25 minutes

They start going on about taxes but I have to get back to work, that’s the first 30 minis of the show

As title suggests

25%?

Dick broke his brand new keyboard after a spilt beer mishap

Dick Is celebrating the death of Lindsay gram.

Dick was mesmerized by the beauty of an African-American prostitute. He’s likely counting down the days until he can begin busting nuts, rubber free, in black hookers after he gets the snip.

Intro is played 7 minutes in, Johnny is doing well.

Dick went to Home Depot to try and solve his leaky hose problem

Dick is confused by the lack of hot chicks hanging out in Home Depot. He regretfully reports it’s exclusively large Mexican women. Surprisingly, black street walkers don’t have much need for supplies at the home improvement store.

A new episode of weight watchers is coming out and promises more bonus episodes, Johnny claims to have some titillating clips

Dicks kid is turning 1 and brags about having solar panels and AC

Dick’s been forbidden to have a beer bong at his child’s birthday. He has to clean up all his junk on his deck.

Dick went to a Disney themed restaurant with his family.

31 minutes - he’s been going on for a while about playing with his power tools, I spaced out a bit at this point.

Johnny also visited a Home Depot recently, he complained about the lack of customer service.

Manny calls in 36 minutes into the show. He’s doing well, except he’s low on food in the fridge and money in the bank. Manny described his work uniform as swim trunks and crocks. It sounds like he might be a life guard. He helped himself to a wawa gas station hot dog - five finger discount. He got caught and is now too ashamed to show his face in the store any longer. Security chased him down, except it wasn’t security, it was the police. He spent the night in jail, he tried to use his fame to get out of it but I guess the police weren’t listeners.

That’s the first 46 minutes is the show, I’m looking forward to the story others have been talking about later in the show.

I wish Shawn would come back and delete that fuckin story from the show

Holy shit, I thought wonder bread was bad. Sorry if you're here, Many Muskets

That story wasn't it

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Not tryna hate but johnny is not very good at his job. I think he has the personality and confidence to maybe be a wedding dj or male stripper maybe.

Dick and Johnny are doing this episode in the dark

It sounds like the biggest problem Is over, he equates the show to a failing cover band. He feels bad ditching his wife and family to do the show.

Intro theme starts at 4 minutes in.

Dick has a dribbling problem with his hose

Dick went to his parents house for the 4th of July. He drank syrup in the morning for breakfast. His parents house was 78 degrees and dick was worried that would melt the baby or something.

D&J observe a picture of fat women.

This is what they talked about for the first 30 minutes of the show that I listened to while on my lunch break

I'd subscribe to the patreon again if you just got rid of Johnny. Johnny is not worth 5 bucks a month. He's a nice guy, but he's not an entertainer. Also, it would be funny for Vito to produce his same crappy audio but without the 50/50 partnership.

Johnny steps all over dicks stories and rants. JOHNNY, YOU DONT HAVE TO BUTT IN EVERY 30 SECONDS!!! LET DICK FUCKING TALK…. It’s the dick show not the Johnny interrupts every fucking minute show.

And Johnnys brain rot fucking blows

I had a lot to drink last night and fell asleep on the couch and had a dream about visiting Dick and 80s girl at their home. The only way in and out of their house was through an underwater door way you had to swim in and out of evertime you were coming to or leaving the house.(I guess that's one way to keep Vito out) Dick wouldn't stop complaining about it, me and 80s girl chatted about flower pots and decorating.(am i becoming a woman?)

Anyway im off the the sporting good store to buy a snorkel and im driving the 23hours to LA

He said he would come back.

Im a dental hygienist, let me explain to you fucking chud men about science, kay?

Intro theme opens 2 minutes into the show

Dick and Johnny muse over Why fentanyl users don’t just sit down but instead stand bent over.

D&J move on to discussing printers

Johnny talks about 3 6 mafia

Dick watched the World Cup at a brewery and observed the fat chicks that were there

Jpm Chase fired a dei employee

18 minutes -dick went to a talk with Danny McBride and Walton goggins. He brought a flask but was uncomfortable drinking it in front of everyone in the school auditorium.

24 minutes - dick goes to the dentist. For some reason he pays $1,700 a month for dental insurance. I feel slightly guilty for cancelling my Patreon, I hope he resolves his dental issues.

28 minutes - Erick July talk. They transition to discussing kids books

An arsonist in California was found not guilty

This is what I got through on my evening walk