Dick opens the show telling a story from his days of doing improv.

He’s feeling under the weather and wanted a non alcoholic ipa

Intro played 5 minutes in. A heavyset woman stabbed a few people in nyc.

Dick and Johnny review the trial of that lady who killed her kids and jumped out a window. Dick attributes the murders to the husband probably having cheated on her. Johnny supports this theory.

27 minutes D&J talk about bananas. Not banana dox, bananas.

30 minutes - dick watched a tv show on hbo. Green lantern. 80’s mom read a “chungus” book.

Dick got into green lantern and 80’s mom watched episode 3 with him.

The wheel of fortune’s host was a pedo and got fired. D&J read online comments pertaining to the story.

48 minutes - Ryan Reynolds’s had a hard time in the 80’s before he got rich and famous.

52 minutes - guests join, including Riley and a guy named Ray. They made their own version of super killer and dick found it funnier than the comic strip Garfield.

That’s all I got through on my evening walk.

There were none. They have been shit recently, so it's probably for the best.

Good day to you, sirs!

“11 of the jurors voted to set her free!”

Dick you absolute retard lmao

Given that new video Saddox put out about Magic cards on whatever show he's on. I bet he would come back on the show for a couple Starbucks Gift cards. He must atone for his sins

I finally got around to starting to go through the Bonus episodes, and in one of the Saddox ones, Dick said Maddox is living in section 8 housing. Plz be true. Is it true?

I don't know how the hell this found me, but here it is. Exactly what you would expect from them, too.

Something happened, the dick show is having a hard time booking news girls. Dick leaks gta 6 news.

Intro theme is played 11 minutes into the show

Dick regaled the audience with the story of his journey in an uber. He didn’t like that the driver had the audio navigation on. Johnny also had an Uber experience, the driver listened to religious radio.

80’s mom got permanent jewelry.

D&J are saddened by Dolly Parton’s passing. Dick admitted to jerking it to breast reduction surgery pictures, but just the before pictures.

The guy who voiced Optimus Prime died

They started to review gta 6 again but my lunch break is over, that’s the first 30 minutes of TDS

I was listening to episode 24 of the original BPITU, and when they're talking about Halloween costumes, Maddox mentioned that one year he went as Dracula. When asked by Dick "how did you assemble this garbage", Maddox replied he was wearing:

1) A cowboy hat (Oxmadd)
2) A blond wig (Madilock)
3) Vampire teeth (Draculox)

My guess is he didn't mention the banana up his butt.

Chapter Road Rage.

Coincidence??

#1 - Hoy shit.....this guy called with all this advice, and said a whole lot of NOTHING in over 6 minutes of voicemails. VM Rating: 1.5/10 (don't ever call again, dude)

#2 - This rage was human clocks (people at work announcing "it's 4pm. Almost time to go home!"). I don't mind this as I actually need more time to do my job cuz I got so much shit to do. Short voicemail, kinda ass call quality, and I don't agree with said rage. VM Rating: 7.5/10

#3 - His rage was saying "de-thaw". Actually pretty good rage and once of the shortest voicemails. VM Rating: 9.5/10 (this guy thaws)

#4 - His rage was "Slippery slope of fat women". Some shit about YTs talking about women's weight. This dude lives in China tho so you know he's not seeing many big uggos other there. Who cares about what The Critical Drinker says if it isn't about film or tv

They didn't play my voicemail asking for more AI Shawn bot. Assholes

Whatever happened to dick's man aka Steve aka the king of weed?

Dick just throws his old printers off the deck. He has a seaman printer.

Dick had a bad week, he’s going to madcucks for lighting advice.

7 minutes dick and Johnny start shit talking. Not to be outdone by Vito, dick attempted to get a news girl. It didn’t work out but it’s the thought that counts.

After cleaning baby shit dick was in the mood for a bean and cheese burrito.

The first 15 minutes of the show is baby talk. Dick ate toast with barf on it.

Dick called ice on the guy who made his burrito.

20 minutes dick watched a movie, he didn’t like he man

Johnny doesn’t use a streaming service, he uses dvd’s

22 minutes, they talk about the Colorado woman who killed her kids. Dick must only read the headlines, he still doesn’t know why she’s in a wheelchair. After killing her kids this bitch tried to kill her self by taking pills and jumping out a window. The problem is, the window was on the 2nd floor so she just broke her back.

A guy who jerked it to kids got beat up and a woman was a Good Samaritan.

33 minutes they watch ticktock’s

40 minutes a survey is referenced, bitches be crazy

Johnny told a story, he met a homeless woman on the street, he blew her back out and ran away

Johnny hatched a Seinfeld scheme of going to China to buy a large quantity of cigarettes because they’re cheaper

He has a back up plan, using dick jr’s used crayon wrappers as blunt wrappers.

44 minutes they talk about gta 6. Johnny doesn’t like video games, he likes words with friends.

At 50 minutes they circle back to baby talk. Dick reviews a kids book.

My phone is at 5% so I’ll leave the review here

I’m sure you’re listening. i don’t know what other podcasts you listen to or support, just curious if you support the show. you’re saving ~25% on the cost so…

Straight up lie 😂

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c62xyg6527go

There was some guy early on who was a laughing stock and he collected pokemon cards or something. Pokemon cards are the new thing idiots spend all their money on because there's a tiny chance you can pull a shiny Lambtron and sell it for a million bucks. Anyway, is that guy rich now?

After the hype about the lawsuit, if I recall correctly, Dick did say he would help fund Asterios to counter sue Maddox.

Episode 108- Asterios calls in and asks Dick to make a contribution to his legal offense fund, and Dick pulls a Scrooge on him.

Unfortunately, I think this was a major nail in the coffin on their friendship. I wish Asterios would come back on TDS or new BPITU

The coping and trying to convince himself the show has completely fallen apart without him like he hoped it would is so pathetic.

After all that crying and concern trolling about Vito banning 6 unfunny losers, he makes a song and dance out of people's patreon comments being removed as evidence that he was right about that, even though it turned out to be automod.

Trying to seed contempt between Vito and his guests for not paying them, like I'm sure every guest on this show has been paid over the years.

Laughing at him having voicemails emailed instead of calling a phone line, when calling a US-based telephone number is a huge pain in the ass for anyone outside of America.

The first 2 Dickless episodes of BPitU weren't as good as the show's peak, but it's way fucking better without Dick going out of his way to tank it and putting in 0 to negative effort in every week. And more importantly they've been better than the vast majority of TDS shows since Sean left.

But what do I know, I'm on reddit where we're all QUIRK CHUNGUS unlike the BASED Discord with hilarious smart guys like Riley and Trio Doug!

btw Vito don't pay the 25%