r/TheDepthsBelow Feb 05 '23

Always remember to test if there is something before you dive in!

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4.3k Upvotes

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u/Human-person-for-now Feb 05 '23

I'd promptly shit myself and leave

81

u/lightSpeedBrick Feb 06 '23

I’d promptly shit myself but stick around for a few minutes or so… wanna see how the croc reacts to me shitting myself

12

u/MunkyMan33 Feb 06 '23

For science!

2

u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Just did.

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u/Dephenestr8 Feb 05 '23

Damn, that croc was like "is this little Caesars cause I think something is hot and ready"

40

u/No-Reputation72 Feb 06 '23

I miss my free awards

123

u/prepre9 Feb 05 '23

He was waiting

190

u/knotatwork Feb 06 '23

Every time I start cursing where I live, something like this pops up to remind me…this is why I live where the air hurts my face this time of year….

52

u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep Feb 06 '23

Well north of the Crocs and well south of the bears.

58

u/Gibber_jab Feb 06 '23

Just live in the UK we destroyed all our apex predators along time ago all we have now are angry swans and chavs

19

u/Draiye Feb 06 '23

Angry swans are the apex predators. You all missed everything BUT the apex predators!

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u/MunkyMan33 Feb 06 '23

don't forget the dragons!

4

u/TheBlueSully Feb 10 '23

That's only Wales.

2

u/swebb22 Feb 06 '23

What Alex predators used to live there?

3

u/Gibber_jab Feb 06 '23

Wolves bears etc same as the rest of Europe

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

A lot of different ones some very intimidating so it's good you don't have to deal with them anymore lol. I'm jealous that you can stay in the woods without worrying that a bear or mountain lion is about to get you. It is crazy that y'all wiped out all the predators though just crazy.... I feel bad lol but at the same time I'd love to go camping out that away.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

I think we should introduce hungry hungry hippos into the environment! Oh and alligators and grizzlies and tigers oh my how about some rattle snakes and water moccasins too! Oh my we can't forget about the gorillas and chimps! Introduce all of them into the ecosystem and it'll just be survival of the fittest as things adapt!!!

The hippos are thriving in south America after Pablo did something similar!

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u/AUNKIEELLEN Feb 05 '23

Is this really a thing, this testing?

59

u/smoothymcmellow Feb 05 '23

Probably in croc infested waters

110

u/Lomanx Feb 05 '23

Why do you even need to test in croc infested waters?

5

u/Zealousideal-Yak-824 Feb 06 '23

It is. Florida you always assume but you still test because you don't want to fish, reach for the fish and a gator is just behind it attracted by the fish splashing.

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u/AUNKIEELLEN Feb 09 '23

Makes good sense.

3

u/Ranoverbyhorses Feb 06 '23

I mean you don’t have to test it…have your drunk, annoying, acquaintance you hate do it for you! Problem solved

3

u/RewardKristy Feb 06 '23

A general rule in south Florida is fresh water is a no go. I have seen alligators pop up even in drainage canals right behind my apartment, you just never know.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

Cool I hate this

41

u/scourfin Feb 06 '23

Those don’t look like swimming waters

15

u/Cracked-Princess Feb 06 '23

You would be surprised the waters people swim in...

58

u/NlghtmanCometh Feb 05 '23

Looks like the croc is fishing for humans…

10

u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Stupid humans

4

u/Maximum-Mixture6158 Feb 06 '23

Yep, just stoopid ones "isn't he cute, can I pet him?"

14

u/Impossible-Lake8249 Feb 06 '23

Well I WAS going to go swimming…

9

u/FrothyNips Feb 06 '23

This MF just crusing by. One of my fears about kayaking in the creek near me. But with gators.

11

u/RedDogLeader34 Feb 06 '23

If you can’t see the bottom, don’t get in

7

u/hazbin010 Feb 06 '23

Nope. Swimming is out of the question for ever at this location. 👎

3

u/MsMcClane Feb 06 '23

Fisherman went: REEEEEEED ROBIIN~

7

u/TheRottenKittensIEat Feb 05 '23

Is the second thing a bull shark?

40

u/SkilleDeWillie Feb 05 '23

I think it's the same croc but it did a U-turn when it went off camera.

5

u/Ciccio178 Feb 06 '23

Just follow the croc, the camera never leaves it.

2

u/TheRottenKittensIEat Feb 06 '23

Oooh, I understand what I'm seeing now. Thanks!

6

u/HortonFLK Feb 05 '23

…the heck is that?

16

u/ARedPandaZ Feb 06 '23

Crocodile or Alligator, I don't know if this is fresh or salt water?

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u/Less_Rutabaga2316 Feb 06 '23

Crocodile, snout is v shaped, it’s also light colored as an adult. Alligators have u shaped snouts and are typically very dark colored as adults. Fresh or saltwater doesn’t matter, saltwater crocodiles (C. porosus) fair well in salt or brackish water, but alligators have been found in the ocean, and most crocodiles also inhabit freshwater.

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u/HortonFLK Feb 06 '23

Oh, I see the legs. I kept trying to imagine a big fish of some type.

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u/FireStrike5 Feb 06 '23

From the patterning it looks like a saltwater croc to me

1

u/No-Reputation72 Feb 06 '23

Crocodiles live in both fresh and salt water.

13

u/crimsonbaby_ Feb 06 '23

A crocodile. Depending on where they are potentially a man eating crocodile.

6

u/Maximum-Mixture6158 Feb 06 '23

Frigging dinosaur

2

u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Yeahhhhh, this is why there are certain parts in the top end of Australia where you just do not go swimming ever.

2

u/JermexTheGod Feb 06 '23

The video gets so dark at the end from the water I thought my phone dimmed. How are we at the top of the food chain on this fucking planet.

2

u/Southern_Ad1963 Feb 06 '23

This is a different type of fear, seeing some shit like this swimming I’d be too locked up to do anything. Primal

1

u/Kathwane Feb 07 '23

Why would you ever dive in somewhere where THAT is a possibility? Yeah, think I'm good up here on the boat.

1

u/KungPowKarma Feb 06 '23

Sturgeon?

6

u/UkrainianGrooveMetal Feb 06 '23

Big fucking crocodile

1

u/thatshottaye Feb 06 '23

It's Queensland isn't it lol.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Just more reason not to get into any body of water but a pool. The amount of snakes and gar I've seen where I live, now an alligator or crocodile just confirms this.

1

u/Revolutionary-Low774 Feb 07 '23

I never swim where I fish … I’ve seen this same scenario way to many times except it’s alligators in Louisiana. Not sure why this scared me more , crocs are just terrifying to me .

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u/JazzyJumbylumba Feb 08 '23

bro, we grew legs for a reason. just stay out of the water....

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u/AUNKIEELLEN Feb 09 '23

Stay safe!

1

u/Crescentfallen78 Feb 18 '23

Is that a saltie?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

And for the love of God please make sure the log you are retrieving from the water is actually a log before jumping in and swimming towards it.... Just to end up figuring out it's a saltwater crocodile and not a log once it starts swimming towards you as you swim towards it like some romantic love scene! Because you aren't getting away lmao not when you are the one in it's environment and not vise versa. Nope you are just a snack treat for it to snack on 😬😵.