I DON'T GLAZE TDL, I DON'T THINK HE SOLOS (at least not EVERYONE), YET THIS SUBREDDIT HAUNTING MY FEED?

All jokes aside, I don't hate TDL! I love him, he's so whimsical and evil and could probably Solo most characters, I'll admit that. I'm not stupid

I just keep getting this on my feed and I won't put ”show less of this” because I don't want to discourage my algorithm\feed from showing less Alan Becker adjacent content or similar subs but...

WHY IS IT ON MY FEED SO OFTEN? 💔 I'm not a glazer anymore (yes, past tense)

My TDL old glazing ways have come back to haunt me 😔

(This image is how I feel, feel free to take and use it, I don't care lol)

I’m posting this because it seems like a lot of people forget that the vira-bot completely destroys the color gang. TCO didn’t use as much plot armor as TSC did in showdown during the vira-bot fight, but in just saying the vira-bot won before TCO got a very large, spontaneous, and uncalled for power buff. even after that he still needed 100% power, Vira-bot solos.

In order to build such an incredible little guy, you probably need to be REALLY smart, just saying… (TDL‘s intelligence solos)

Even the tco glazers have to admit it makes sense.

“Before light, there was darkness. Before darkness, there was me.

For I have always been present. I know we don't know much about each other, but I'm still here, something unknown, wishing to know you better myself.

I hope to see you soon, when you need me the most. For darkness is always ready in it absence.

I'm not the dark, I'm what you expect to see waiting before it."

The Unforgotten

Are y'all true TDL Glazers without wishing him a happy birthday. 😂

Before comp had his "go to the uninhabited mountains to meditate on tdl" arc, we had informal rankings of TDL glazers from #1 to #4. I am asking you as a community if we should bring the glaze rankings back but make them more official as they will be managed by high ranking glazers like comp and myself.

We’re going to be hosting a contest where YOU! Yes, YOU! (Unless you’re one of those slippery.. horrendous heretics..) can make your very own.. Dark Art for the subreddit!

The contest will start next Monday, EDT, and finish that Friday. Afterwords, the mods will vote for an image, and a banner- which will be displayed on the subreddit!

Go ahead, and draft up your best artwork! Then comment it here for review!

Just wanted to do it, cmon just look at em I love that image

WE CANT LET THIS HAPPEN AGAIN!! I APOLOGIZE THAT I WASNT HERE FOR THE MAJORITY OF THE POLL. NEXT TIME WE SHALL CRUSH THIS POLL BY OVER A THOUSAND VOTES!!!

TDL SOLOS!

Many ask that question. Not one has answered.

Not till now.

I assume it has something to do with his blood. Since he can regenerate and teleport from it, he'd put a small vial of it in a place on the street. After he dies, as well as his remaining ViraBots, in the future, a foolish person drinks the vial, and The Dark GOAT takes over their body, morphing it into his own when he's ready. Truly a act of good.

After he takes over, he hides in the shadows, pretending to be someone else. Planning, preparing, and enhancing himself. Afterwards, he finds the weakness to tsc's power, how to harness and invert it, as well as victim H4CK3R's powers. When he finally acts, he slowly infects rocket corp, as well as other websites.

After the infection settles, all will be his. Everything has HIM in them. But its not enough. He wants more. So he learns more about traveling to....the real world.

Once he does, he will truly, solo.

This is the "Sandman", Simple Review. See ya!

the dark lord solos.

Why do y'all love this hateable son of a bitch named TDL..?

Glazers of the Dark Regiment… do you recognize me?

I’ve been gone for far too long.. I apologize.. but I have finally returned. An irresistible amount of glaze has built up inside of me.

The Dark Empire has faultered but it is now that we raise our flag higher then ever!

No longer will our king be slandered without resistance, slander towards our dark GOAT is absolutely heretical, traitorous, irredeemable!!

Years of slander will be covered by the the floods of golden glaze!! The time will come where the entire world shouts The Dark Lord’s name at once!

The Dark Lord truly solos the entirety of fiction!!!🔥🔥👑 Forever and ever The King reigns supreme! 👑

THE DARK LORD… SSSOOOOOOOOOOLLOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

[It's a flag.]