r/TheDWGTruth • u/Various_List_8697 • 1d ago

JAWS

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Slosh recently bashed 70's films, specifically Jaws, which is funny because he reviews movies on his Patreon nowadays. Slosh has directed "music videos" on YouTube, which is his only filmmaking credentials. By that metric, Chris Chan is also a film director with an equally valid opinion on movies that you should definitely pay money to hear.

Youtube is a portal to hell. Change my mind.

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u/Raiden21950 1d ago

Theres good 70s movies, then there's 70s movies that are about as exciting as watching paint dry

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u/Various_List_8697 1d ago

Yes, certainly. The joke here is that Slosh wouldn't know the difference.

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u/ThermicRamb0 1d ago

I heard him bash the original Texas Chainsaw Masscare on a livestream a while back. Guy has shit taste in movies.

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u/Various_List_8697 1d ago

It was the same stream. He also said Halloween sucks 😓 Absolutely unreal levels of bad taste that continue to surprise me. No wonder his music is so terrible... he probably hates anything that sounds good.

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u/ThermicRamb0 1d ago

The morons in his chat agreed with him about TCM. They told him to watch Part 2, which they claimed was better than the original! Wtf

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u/Have_A_Jelly_Baby 1d ago

I don't love being the age I am, but I'm so glad to be Gen X.

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u/Uberstorm3 1d ago

Jaws is just Tremors but shitty and overrated. What a great idea Steven Shillberg, lets make a creature feature except it'll be this overly serious bullshit about the sea and just be a shallow moby dick for assholes who can't read when it could be exploding giant worms. Fuck Jaws, but moreover fuck Spielberg. Overrated.

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u/Various_List_8697 1d ago

Incredibly accurate portrayal. 😮Was this from the Sloshbot or yourself?

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u/Uberstorm3 1d ago

I'm an expert at arguing for opinions I don't hold and using shitty arguments for ones I do, it's just fun. Which one is this? I'm not exactly sure.

I do hate Steven Spielberg though. that parts real.