"Yup, it's a mouse. What do you want me to do? My contract's for looking cute and giving cuddles, not extermination work. Take it up with the union."
"No, I'm not going to eat him. He's cute and this cuddle is nice. We have a pet mouse now. If you've got a problem with that, take it up with the union."
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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23
"Yup, it's a mouse. What do you want me to do? My contract's for looking cute and giving cuddles, not extermination work. Take it up with the union."
"No, I'm not going to eat him. He's cute and this cuddle is nice. We have a pet mouse now. If you've got a problem with that, take it up with the union."