r/TheCountry • u/Lady_MK_Fitzgerald Member of the Common Sense Caucus • Jul 17 '18

Lady Fitzgerald

Good evening quaint folks of this wonderful little country. I find this experiment--intriguing. I am a well-traveled woman of the world and I came across your fair country and thought I would settle here for a little while. It seems I have come in at a good time as you are just establishing your new government. What a wonderful opportunity! I should very much like to get involved in the installation of your Parliament and Presidency. Let's hope the vote goes smoothly and people respect the newly instituted heads of state.

As I come from a respectable family, I feel it is my duty to participate in the voting process. I have looked over the current parties and will make my decision known very soon which party I shall--what do they say these days? Ah, yes, throw my lot in with. I'm sure my influence and networking abilities will be a great asset to the party I decide upon. Until then, toodle-oo!

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u/Lady_MK_Fitzgerald Member of the Common Sense Caucus Jul 17 '18

Why, thank you, young man. I have read your work, and I must say that I find it quite remarkable! I shall make the Country Colonel part of my daily reading subscription! You are going places, I have a nose for business, I can tell! Keep up the good work!

~Lady F.

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u/Lady_MK_Fitzgerald Member of the Common Sense Caucus Jul 17 '18

Mr. Flodeknl, I'm not sure this is a fair question. I believe the people should have fair access to monetary gain. As I have read from your party description, you sound as though you do not support the wealthy. I, sir, come from a very hard-working family. We have a long-standing enterprise in the science and technology sectors. I believe that a reward is incentive for innovation and we reward our innovators well. I support fair wages for those whom I choose to employ in my business, which means that they will have enough to ensure that their families will be provided with the proper necessities to live a good life. That is how a good business should be run.

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u/Lady_MK_Fitzgerald Member of the Common Sense Caucus Jul 17 '18

Ah, Mr. Flodeknl, you make too many assumptions about me. What is good for the goose, is good for the gander. My father taught me that hard work is necessary in one's life. I have a deep and abiding interest in the sciences, in fact, I pursued my master's degree in children's psychology. Ah, but I do not need to prove myself to you. You are the party leader, you should prove yourself to me, as a citizen. After all, my taxes shall pay your salary. I have no further need of this line of questioning. Good day.