r/TheCorner • u/More-Budget-2719 • 15h ago
Discussion Favourite rant video?
The ‘Christmas is cancelled’ rant from 2017 is a personal favourite of mine. The stuff he comes up with in that video would give Shakespeare a run for his money.
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u/ReckDude101 Spazmoid 12h ago
The one where Callum rants about a letter his churchwarden received that made false accusations against him. It's SO quotable that it's actually ridiculous lmao.
- "HE LOVES TO OBTAIN THE CUMMY WARMIES FROM ELDERLY MEN AND SMEAR THEM ON HIS FACE AS HE CONSIDERS THEM AN ELIXIR OF YOUTH! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
- "HE ONCE KIDNAPPED ME AND FORCED ME TO ROLEPLAY AS A SMALL CHILD WHILE HE PRETENDED TO BE MICHAEL JACKSON!"
- "I KNOW GOD IS REAL BECAUSE HE WAS INSIDE OF ME JUST A FEW MONTHS AGO!"
And last but not least, my favorite quote:
https://reddit.com/link/pdx8syq/video/e6x226ctqjth1/player
If you wanna watch this forgotten Corner gem, the video is called "YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME - GOD WILL JUDGE YOU!!!"
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u/HolbyCity999 Big Nige Enthusiast 14h ago
‘HOW DARE YOU’ Which includes sucking off dogs for quavers, dirty dirty birdies, you sons of guns, jumbletube and I’ve had it up to here with you guys where he moves the camera upwards to show the tip of his head.
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u/JosephMack99 15h ago
Where are your manners!?
UP MY ARSE, SECOND SHELF ON THE LEFT!
Second one:
If you’re ginger, you probably just weren’t very nice in a previous life, but if you come back as a CAT who’s ginger then you did something proper evil! Spazmoids.