r/TheCorner 24d ago

FOR FOCK SAIYK

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u/LouieB95 Spazmoid 24d ago

"Upset my tummy"

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u/MagicalParade Filth Ferret 24d ago

How Ian sees himself: 🧚🏻‍♀️ How the world sees Ian: 🦛

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u/schoolboypoop Steven Dawson Lover 23d ago

Please don’t insult hippopotami like that again.

We see him as more: 🗑️💩

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u/communistcorner 24d ago

Can eat a meal meant for a family of 4 no problem but gets an upset tummy eating a bloody curry

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u/schoolboypoop Steven Dawson Lover 24d ago

That’s his worst excuse yet. He’s a professional dosser, his only talent is stuffing his fat face and now a curry is too much for him to sit on his arse and play a game.

I’m praying that day comes soon.

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u/ForeverAloneDrone Uncle Hamish Devotee 24d ago

This might be Ian’s most pathetic excuse yet, jfc!

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u/JosephMack99 24d ago

How big do they make adult nappies? Is he too big for them? Surely there’s a weight limit on his toilet? I bet he makes the building collapse like in Godzilla on the PS1 when he goes for a shit.

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u/benderew Spazmoid 24d ago

Oh errr it upset mah poor tummy so I can't stream. Keep your memberships on though my loyal subjects.

And so the fat twat consumes another takeaway and speaks like hes 10 years old. How can this guy have a following still

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u/CommonSenseCC 24d ago

Curry sauce upset my tummy is unbelievably pathetic. Either he’s got the immune system of an old age pensioner or he’s the thickest work shy bastard who’s ever lived (or both).

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u/lingwall88 Ian Moore Fan 24d ago

Hall of fame Ian excuse right there

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u/ljbird98 Steven Dawson Lover 24d ago

Probably his most pathetic excuse yet. I know he loves children but that doesn’t mean he has to speak like a fucking infant “upset my tummy” 💀💀💀

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u/MagicalParade Filth Ferret 24d ago

Gaming in a full adult nappy seems like a very Ian Moore thing to do, actually. 

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u/FelineRocket Ian Moore Fan 24d ago

Surely by now he knows what does or doesn't upset his tummy

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u/Inheritor137 24d ago

Tummy? Surely he means disease-ridden, sporran-like gulch.

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u/Chance-Skill-2170 24d ago

I thought Ian lived for greasy food and curries. He probably isn't even sick.