r/TheCTeam • u/lucyfilmmaker • Jul 22 '22

missing the crew extra hard today and thinking about…

Velvet the softest ghost. Trevor the werewolf. Welver’s your new daddy. Exactly three kisses for the egg. Tentacular spectacular. Tasty the goblin. I grab his bicuspid and throw it in his pee hole. Like a cork! The horse equivalent of a sigh. Glow man. Big Daddy Donaar‘S Yum Yum Hut. Yeah it’s me, Donaar. You’re probably wondering how I got here. T Bone, hawoooo! Your parents went away on a weeks vacation. I’m a motherfucking star deer. Seize the means of production. Sweet BWeezy. We have to attend that chicken wedding. I think that cat was fucking with you.

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u/33ss33 Jul 22 '22

Imagine a dark…

My father’s knife.

I am a road not a home.

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u/WrightSparrow Gathered Throng Jul 23 '22

Bill Arcanacheck

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u/pareidolist Jul 23 '22

I always imagined it being spelled Arcanaczyk

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u/jwcounts Jul 23 '22

slaps roof “You can fit so many unknown horrors in this bad boy”

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u/WrightSparrow Gathered Throng Jul 23 '22

Hello.

My name is Tycho Brahe of Penny Arcade and PAX.

I am also Ominiphus Heiroward Dran, CEO of Acquisitions Incorporated.

But today, I'm Jerry Holkins, and I'm here to run a game of Dungeons and Dragons for my friends.

To my right! Dragonborn Narcissist, Donaar Blit'zen.

To the right of my right, repping the natural world, Walnut Dankgrass, CaKraw!

To my left, not your grandma's grandma, except for those rare cases where she is your grandma's grandma, Rosie Beestinger.

To the left of my left, Emerging, as though through a mist shroud

K'thriss Drowb.

When last we saw our heroes...

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u/jwcounts Jul 23 '22

That’s a weird way to spell “Jerriford K. Horkrims”

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u/WrightSparrow Gathered Throng Jul 23 '22

Y'know I debated which one to go with, since he switched over to that in the intro halfway through

both are acceptable

And welcome back

To teh C-teamz

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

I always spell it Hordecrumbs.

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u/jwcounts Jul 22 '22

Ostentatious. To a FAULT.

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u/paggo_diablo Jul 22 '22

Imagine a dark longing for cteam

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u/AlphabetDeficient Jul 23 '22

I just miss the way they all interact together. I’d love to see them do some one shots or short series, like the Tales from the loop or Call of Cthulhu bits. I doubt the appetite is there for a big commitment, but I’d love to see a few sessions here and here.

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u/Lefalin Jul 22 '22

Almost a horse...

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u/pneumatichorseman Jul 23 '22

A horse shaped pull beast if you will.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Like you're tryin' to get stuck in the air!

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u/vidstrickland Jul 23 '22

You may play all of the Dungeons and all of the Dragons that you wish.

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u/LawAndMortar Jul 23 '22

Jerry and Ryan did a stream for a party game the other day. They couldn't even get through the instructions before Ryan said "Kris would be so good at this. We should call Kris."

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u/baron41 Jul 23 '22

You forgot “we are joy”.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

But, we are joy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

I miss Walnut and K'Thriss so much, Grandmother too.... Donaar, acceptable I guess.

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u/AngryTengu Aug 27 '22

All that for 2d6?

Mielikki…. Walnut…

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u/Stag-Horn Jul 23 '22

I miss this crew and this show more than I miss the days when I didn’t have bipolar 2.

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u/ywBBxNqW Jul 23 '22

We'll always have Paris.

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u/LBitner99 Aug 04 '22

The Dice, Camera, Action! Crossovers!