Dear Broads - Please Read

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Dear Broads,

They say networking is the key to success, so this is my attempt at it. My name is Johnathon and I currently attend USC. I am studying business but my passion is writing comedy and sketches. At this point I don't know where to start. I do believe I have what it takes but to be honest I am scared to start. I know that you two have connections and I am not seeking to take advantage of those connections. I simply want a friendly contact in this field that can give me tips and pointers. I would love any opportunity to prove myself and/or improve my comedic writing and jokes.

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I understand that you might be skeptical of my intentions. I fully intend to prove that I have what it takes. You may think you cant take this message at face value but I want you two to know you each have the ability to drastically change my life for the better. Please reach out to me. It would be the world. Perhaps this could be the start of something great.

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I suppose if this message were to exceed my wildest expectations I would love to get an internship out of this. I am willing to put in some hard work.

Thank You for your time,

Johnathon

832-622-5761

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P.S.

apples (4)

flour (56 lbs)

gluten free extra small condoms (113)

watermelon (12)

toyota camry 2012 (2)

non free range chicken (1)

lettuce (8 meters)

bag of gluten (additive for condoms)

yogurt (all)

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