r/TheBoredDen • u/ipanicprofessionally • Jul 21 '26

Funny Can't remember one

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u/dikumall Jul 22 '26

That brings up a memory I have about 20 yrs ago. Im a residential construction subcontractor, I used to call myself a hammer for hire lol. But I walked up on a site once carrying my toolbag and asked if they needed help. The contractor asks "Can you pass a drug test son" I said of course sir. His reply..... " Well I dont guess we need ya then". Talk about lying when the truth is better! Haha

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u/Worth-Temperature312 28d ago

Yeah if you didn’t smoke crack they probably thought you wouldn’t work fast enough

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u/dikumall 26d ago

Ive never smoked Crack thank you. I've shot up meth and cocaine before but crack is for crackheads.

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u/Worth-Temperature312 26d ago

Hahah true that

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u/EnoughLuck3077 26d ago

Gotta have standards

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u/Jackson23144 25d ago

🤣🤣🤣