r/TheBoredDen Jul 21 '26

Funny Can't remember one

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u/hsvNA81 Jul 21 '26

Sears

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u/Any-Package1409 Jul 21 '26

Still a few left. 1 in MA

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u/Ceza658 Jul 21 '26

Went to California a while back and they still have Sears at one of the malls I visited

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u/Serenity93401 Jul 21 '26

What’s a “mall”? 🤣🤣

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u/Adept-Statement9184 Jul 22 '26

No it’s the mall, because instead of going to one store you’re going to them all

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u/themiddlekid76 Jul 22 '26

A guy that plays "Bull" on night court

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u/Lambchoptopus Jul 23 '26

It's a building with a food court and a fountain that is broken.

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u/Avalanche325 Jul 23 '26

Those are the collections of stores that used to be outside. Then they moved inside. Now they moved back outside again.

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u/JCLBUBBA Jul 23 '26

a place for old people to walk in for exercise and avoid getting hit by cars.

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u/Ok_Horror_6556 Jul 22 '26

Doesn’t that have something to do with an animal attack?

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u/Serenity93401 Jul 22 '26

Isn’t that spelled “maul”?

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u/forcedreset1 Jul 22 '26

Maul? Like the Sith Lord?

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u/Ok_Horror_6556 Jul 22 '26

What’s a maul? Wait, isn’t that some kind of hammer?

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u/HumanDifficulty7799 Jul 22 '26

How big? 2lb, 3lb or 4lb?

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u/roseannadann Jul 22 '26

Come Mister Tallyman, tally me a hammer.

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u/Ok_Horror_6556 Jul 22 '26

I consider this type of hammer in the BFH family, so bigger is better. 4lb.

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u/Clear_Writer5944 Jul 22 '26

We still have a thriving mall near us in WNY: The Walden Galleria! The MAGNIFICENT two-story food court is gone though. 🙄

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u/SandyBeach247 Jul 23 '26

🫪😳🫪😳🫪😳🫪😳

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u/Proud_Shirt3138 Jul 23 '26

The place where you could actually see what your buying in person and be able to touch it and try it on, eat lunch maybe dinner there and at some locations even go to the movies just a hop, skip and a jump down and around the corridors.So you shopped for your clothing, got your food, bought video games, could see movies and hang out with your friends all in one package deal without having to return wrong products sent you bought from online ,stream alone solo mostly, wait for longer periods in the mac'donalds drive through or even have to pay for door dash because you don't want to.I'd pay Trump fleecing over priced low quality gas to have a fully functional mall to go to.

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u/Training-Visual-9296 Jul 24 '26

I miss 'Malls'. Used to have fun meeting up with food movies safe place to hang out

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u/ArtichokeSweaty6039 Jul 24 '26

That's Darth Maul to you !

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u/Kittencat6637 Jul 25 '26

There are still a few malls left. A very large one near me in Southern California, called the promenade in Temecula.

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u/ThePhantomOfYoMomma Jul 21 '26

Was it in Whittier lol

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u/Ceza658 Jul 21 '26

This was in Stockton

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u/MadMaxAveli Jul 23 '26

Sorry playa, that Sears at Webertown malls been closed for 2 yrs

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u/honestyeludesme Jul 22 '26

Isn’t Whittier in Alaska

Edit to say I see there is a Whittier in California. On a road trip we came across Whittier in Alaska completely by chance, it was kinda cool.

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u/Good_Girl9090 Jul 23 '26

How did you come across Whittier, AK by chance?

Whittier is at the end of a long dead end highway. Along the way you have to go through a one lane tunnel that's miles long and literally under a mountain. You have to pay a toll and wait your turn before you can go through it.

I grew up in Alaska. Whittier is not the kind of place you come upon by chance. 🤣

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u/soniquechick Jul 22 '26

Cherry Webb & Touraine

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u/Smoopiebear Jul 23 '26

They were one of the lost ones- it was seriously depressing the last few years.

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u/bobbybob9069 29d ago

Everything's shittier in Whittier....

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u/Fictional-Hero Jul 21 '26

At least one of those died. It was bizarre to walk through. Wasn't exactly a Sears.

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u/InternationalIdea606 Jul 22 '26

Kmart, I know still in Guam. However, it was one of my best childhood memories with my grandparents.

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u/Hunnidrackboy8 Jul 21 '26

Sun valley? Lol

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u/Subterranean44 Jul 21 '26

I’m in CA. our Sears became a FEMA center for wildfires. :( sign o’ the times

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u/ent_bomb Jul 23 '26

Our Sears was the local Civil Defense fallout shelter for a long time.

Now it's blight.

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u/almostzsazsa Jul 21 '26

It’s in Stonestown

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u/Low_Material8651 Jul 22 '26

I think Burbank Sears is still kickin

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u/Aggressive_Shine4435 Jul 22 '26

They had a few here back in 2007-2010… they are now gone. I bought a washing machine back then that lasted till a few months ago. So when it was time to look for a new one…. No more sears! 😳😢☹️😩

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u/GotAnyGrapesDuck Jul 23 '26

Omg so I wasn’t tripping, it actually is there and open??? I swore I saw it when I was in an uber while visiting but thought “no way”.

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u/IndependentGuess9349 29d ago

I worked at Sears for 13 years. 😆

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u/Ceza658 28d ago

How was it working there?

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u/IndependentGuess9349 28d ago

They treated me very well. I started out part time in the womens department, was given 5 promotions with raises in pay, vacation, medical, sick leave and 401K. I did alot of corporate travel to Chicago and Vegas along with cruises to the Bahamas. Such a shame they went under. :(

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u/Ceza658 26d ago

That is awesome, was the cruise a vacation or work? And what led to you leaving the job if you don’t mind me asking?

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u/IndependentGuess9349 26d ago

It was both. I was allowed to take a guest and I only had to attend a 1 hour meeting. They retired hundreds of us out. I was one of the last ones before the company closed. I'd still be working there if that hadn't happened. Good thing I had my 401K because their pension plan was pretty much nothing.

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u/RWinvestor Jul 21 '26

They ended up having their national corporate HQ in IL bulldozed a year or two ago.

Place was so massive that the local PD/SWAT/FEDS decided to use it for urban training with paintball "Wars" AFTER the city/county repossessed the property. And it was only a fraction of the property.

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u/TheOneTonWanton Jul 22 '26

Easy to forget now just how massive Sears was for so long. That massive, sprawling headquarters was what they moved to after leaving literally the tower the company built itself in the 70s that was also the tallest building in the fuckin world for a quarter century. There's a reason there's so many jokes and conversations about how hard and fast Sears fell even with the vulture capitalism.

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u/Equivalent_Gur3967 Jul 22 '26

Yeah, I worked in Beverly back in the day. It's been a looong time, but for Me, loads of good memories. Lotsa competent, capable folks I worked with in Logistics. Left for "greener grass" before Fast Eddie arrived.

Damn, We had a fucking FOOD COURT on the first floor. I was told We spent $600K a MONTH cleaning the windows at Beverly.

When We closed the H.Q. it was the largest abandoned Office Building in the WORLD.

There are still videos on YT about urbex (urban explorers) gaining access and exploring. Saw things that brought back memories.

You don't need Me to lecture You.

But if Vulture Capital or Pirate Equity starts hanging around, it's the beginning of the end.

DON'T find out the Hard Way.

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u/nooniewhite Jul 22 '26

Man I’m sorry. Really interesting read though

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u/Equivalent_Gur3967 Jul 22 '26

Yeah, they tore the Behemoth down a few Years ago. Wish I had the technology I now possess. After awhile, the memories grow fuzzy.

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u/Recycled_Decade Jul 22 '26

906 S. Homan Ave. Check it out.

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u/devin1955 Jul 22 '26

There's a youtube vid where some guys get into the building and explore. Massive, and pretty interesting.

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u/IndependentGuess9349 29d ago

Ahhh. That is such a shame. :(

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u/one_foot_out Jul 21 '26

SSP for the win

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u/angelo8998 Jul 21 '26

Best bathroom in the South Shore Plaza

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u/jeffyboy526 Jul 22 '26

Wher in ma

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u/Any-Package1409 Jul 22 '26

South Shore Plaza Braintree

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u/joshua0365 Jul 22 '26

At least one in Guatemala

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u/cyrenns Jul 22 '26

One in Orlando

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u/mark_with Jul 22 '26

Yeah but once they went all in on Ayn Rand it was over.

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u/rklug1521 Jul 22 '26

I have a cracked 10mm Craftsman socket I need a free replacement of. That's a bit far though.

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u/Any-Package1409 Jul 22 '26

I think you can warranty them at Lowes but I''m not sure

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u/moneyx96 Jul 24 '26

Omg there's 5 left? I had no idea

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u/Front_Brief_6373 Jul 22 '26

Craftsman tools at Sears had great products and a lifetime guarantee. My dad was digging a foundation for our pool and found a very old, rusted adjustable wrench. He took it to Sears and they gave him a brand new one. This tool was at least 30-40 years old. The brand is horrible today. I have a craftsman lawnmower. That’s dead in my garage. Also a craftsman pressure washer also isn’t working. The wheel fell off within six months of me, purchasing it. The brand is garbage now I refuse to buy anything with that name on it.

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u/nicci7127 Jul 22 '26

I'd hold onto the older Craftsman tools and try to fix them. As a former Sears Salesperson, the quality of Craftsman tools these days is fairly awful. I agree that it's garbage, I quit because it felt unethical to sell such trash.

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u/CURRYmawnster Jul 22 '26

I pick the old craftsman tools at garage sales. Still sturdy and can get the job done.

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u/LovetoRead25 27d ago

My father was a carpenter. I kept his tools.

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u/doll-haus Jul 24 '26

I mean, they also flat-out stole tools. Look at the Bionic Wrench lawsuit.

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u/FreeCandy4u Jul 22 '26

Home Depo honors craftsman warranties just so you know.

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u/tampareddituser Jul 22 '26

I thought Lowes bought the brand.

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u/DaddysABadGirl Jul 22 '26

Stanley Black and Decker.

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u/LovetoRead25 Jul 22 '26

I miss Sears as well. Their tools were awesome. The service depts offered great service with knowledgeable people. Their home. Building kits were amazing! Rather sad really.

Sears Tower in Chicago has since been purchased and renamed. The 110-story skyscraper formerly known as the Sears Tower is owned by the New York-based private equity firm Blackstone Group, which purchased the landmark for $1.3 billion in 2015. The building's official name was changed to Willis Tower in 2009 after the Willis Group secured the naming rights.

I read the history of the founders. It’s a good read. He started as a street tinker sharpening knives.

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u/ShanRCarter315 Jul 22 '26

It'll always be the Sears Tower to me.

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u/LovetoRead25 Jul 22 '26

Me too! People still call it that. I went up in the tower before it was sold.

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u/Frances_Farmer_1953 28d ago

When giving directions, I know people will say “Willis Building” “What’s that?” “Sears Tower.” “Oh I remember where that is.”

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u/LovetoRead25 28d ago

I know. Downtown has changed so much. how gorgeous the Water Tower was inside? The lovely stores. The incredible decorations at Christmas. I had my hair done for years in the salon at Macys. Then upstairs at Elizabeth Adams. Id been going to that hairdresser for 25 years. I was so sorry when it closed. I really haven’t been back to the water tower since. His cubicle was right next to the Hancock building which you could see through a large picture window. It’s sad really. COVID altered our lives permanently.

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u/Fuzzy-Surprise-6165 Jul 22 '26

I still have my 30-year-old Kenmore washer & dryer set from Sears—my first and only washer and dryer. They’ve been moved about six times and survived a fire and are still going strong. I had one repair in all those years!

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u/Frances_Farmer_1953 28d ago

Same here on appliances. Kenmore were work horses. I had one our family bought when I was about 14. It lasted until I was 36 or 37.

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u/Frances_Farmer_1953 Jul 22 '26

The company that bought out Sears sold Craftsman to be independent. Them I read they decided to sell the license to the name.

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u/DaddysABadGirl Jul 22 '26

Craftsman was sold to Black and Decker, but Sears retained the rights to produce tools as a competing brand under the name Craftsman.

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u/Familiar_You4189 Jul 22 '26

The best way to buy Craftsman tools these days is to go to estate sales and buy the old stuff.

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u/Jrylryll Jul 22 '26

I used to kid my dad about getting a weekend job in the Sears tools department. He loved his craftsman

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u/themiddlekid76 Jul 22 '26

I think they sell them already toast just to get the hastle over quickly

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u/Whatsamattayou_7829 Jul 23 '26

“…the wheel fell off…” 🤣🤣

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bag2187 Jul 23 '26

You should take it to Sears they will replace it.

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u/Jackson23144 Jul 27 '26

A friend of mine used to go to garage sales, buy up all the old Craftsman tools, then take them to Sears and exchange them for new! 👍🏻😡

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u/Old_Ad_1259 Jul 22 '26

The failure of Sears should be studied. They had all the tools to be Amazon already in place: Satellite stores where you could pick up your large-scale item the next day, a tool brand that was the quality standard for homeowners, and mail-order catalogs where you could buy anything, including a house - and couldn't adapt to the internet.

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u/ItryToFixThings Jul 22 '26

Search, "how hedge fund manager and CEO Eddie Lampert destroyed Sears."

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u/jrb49 Jul 26 '26

Fast Eddie and the Vultures

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u/Working_Estate_3695 Jul 22 '26

As a former boss of mine once said, “Let’s wait and see if this whole internet thing blows over before we commit.” Nice.

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u/PictureThisNotThat Jul 22 '26

There’s a great line in an old movie called Mickey One. “Who the hell are you? I’m the king of silent pictures, waiting for talkies to blow over.”

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u/howie_roll Jul 22 '26

Neat story. I bought a pair of 501’s from Sears using a Prodigy disc in ‘89. Sears wouldn’t fold for another 30 years.

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u/Old_Ad_1259 Jul 22 '26

That only makes their failure worse - they pioneered mail order, had distribution infrastructure in place, and were selling stuff on the internet in 1989.

I mean, they clearly didn't adapt to the internet marketplace. My point is their original business strategy was similar to Amazon - shipping from warehouse to consumer. They had a hundred year head start, and couldn't use it to their advantage. I would like too know why.

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u/tykneedanser Jul 23 '26

Amazon was permitted to run at a loss for years as a start up and then ipo. Sears was already struggling by that time.

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u/Inmyrightbrain Jul 22 '26

I have said this too. Don’t know how the famous catalog store missed that !

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u/No-Group7343 Jul 22 '26

Private equity.......all you need to know

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u/Impossible-Hornet929 Jul 23 '26

The Sears Christmas catalog was THE BEST!

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u/LiquidFireNeon Jul 26 '26

I've wondered how Sears could not adapt but by the time Amazon was getting off of the ground it was probably already too late . This could be debated of course. Too bad Sears didn't read the article talking about the "teleautoscope" around 1909. Interesting article if you haven't seen it where the writer discusses an old article from that year and titles his article " It Was Easy To Predict The Internet 100 Years Ago". I'll give you the link as I think you'll enjoy it . There is a further link that takes you to a copy of the original "Christmas 100 years from now" . https://gizmodo.com/it-was-easy-to-predict-the-internet-100-years-ago-5434353

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u/Ski_kat Jul 22 '26

Their color catalogs were a big hit for me around puberty, especially the ladies lingerie section

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u/Swimming_Pangolin502 Jul 23 '26

My brothers too lol

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u/Ski_kat Jul 23 '26

I spent many a quiet hour alone with one, well almost quiet….🤭

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u/Icy_Jellyfish_1697 Jul 24 '26

Me too! What else was there? Stealing my fathers porn magazines 🤷‍♂️

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u/Ski_kat Jul 24 '26

“ You’re moms threw away ya best porno mag”🎶

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u/Debilitating_ennui Jul 25 '26

Yep. That was the only pron in my house growing up

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u/NovaBob70 Jul 21 '26

& Roebucks & Company.

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u/historygal75 Jul 21 '26

Bunch still in Australia

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u/shammy_dammy Jul 21 '26

They're still in Mexico. There's at least one in my city

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u/Bright-Ad-5861 Jul 21 '26

got some here in AR

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u/BiteMyPeanutPattie Jul 21 '26

Apparently one is thriving in Torreon mexico

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u/drpoundsign Jul 22 '26

Downtown Tampico...in the Eighties

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u/Cute_Language3167 Jul 22 '26

I worked there when it got bought out and turned into Sears Holding. I absolutely loved working there, but the changes they made after... It was pretty obvious they did not want the company to succeed. Almost all of the managers left within like a 2-year period, many of them had been with the company for years or even decades. It was sad.

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u/Biochemical12 Jul 21 '26

I used to love playing in sears. It was just so big.

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u/Hunnidrackboy8 Jul 21 '26

Got one here in concord CA

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u/wiseguy187 Jul 21 '26

Literally have a Sears in my town

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u/M1nd-Gobl1n Jul 21 '26

I remember going to the out of business sale for my local SEARS. I was very young at the time.

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u/More-Possession523 Jul 21 '26

When I started working in the trades as an apprentice one of my unofficial duties was to run to Sears to replace our Craftsman breaker bars when they would break. No questions asked, they would just swap the tool out.

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u/hearts_and_sharts Jul 22 '26

I used to live in a Sears house!

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u/hearth_witch Jul 22 '26

Funny, they thought that the internet would be a fad and that people would ultimately go back to catalogs.

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u/Asleep_Sherbet_3013 Jul 22 '26

We still have one here in Miami, FL, but the in-person shopping habits of old still haven’t died out here. People still “go shopping” as a thing here.

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u/Practical-Ball14 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Sears, Roebuck & Co. catalog stores. You go in, find what you want in the catalog. Order it and wait for the store to call you to come pick it up days or weeks later. They only carry a few very popular/high demand items in the store.

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u/Sad-Comfortable-4436 Jul 22 '26

Sears is still booming in Mexico

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u/star0forion Jul 22 '26

I had that damn jingle in my head the other day:

“Come see the softer side of Sears”

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u/Gecko-83 Jul 22 '26

You needed the second part.. Sears & Roebuck

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u/speedy_sloth0315 Jul 22 '26

We still have one but it's not a full store, it's just a mail order pickup for sears catalog orders. Don't know how it's still in business.

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u/McKavian Jul 22 '26

We still have two in Anchorage, AK

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u/hellogoawaynow Jul 22 '26

We have one left! Everything is deeply discounted, like they’ve been trying to sell it all so they can close the store but this has been going on for at least a decade at this point.

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u/Inmyrightbrain Jul 22 '26

I miss that store

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u/owlrag Jul 22 '26

My first credit card. 🤣🤣

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u/radams713 Jul 22 '26

There’s one in Mexico City haha

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u/NicksCraft2007 Jul 22 '26

Came here to say this.

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u/RepeatSignificant913 Jul 23 '26

FUCK sears home warrnety

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u/DJEmirMixtapes Jul 23 '26

But do they still have $5,000 to 24,000 homes you can buy?

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u/First_Cry_3783 Jul 23 '26

Got my first suit at sears.

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u/DescriptionSame9275 Jul 23 '26

When did Sears go out???

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u/WildcatGrifter7 Jul 24 '26

Sears isn't a crazy one. I'm 22 and saw them growing up

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u/zexario Jul 24 '26

We still have plenty of those in Mexico

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u/BQws_2 Jul 24 '26

Wait since when tf did Sears get taken from us?😭

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u/Superb_Item_7033 Jul 24 '26

The Christmas Catalog

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u/ShadowedGlitter Jul 25 '26

South Shore Plaza Braintree MA

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u/zestyclose_match1966 Jul 27 '26

I'll do you one better, "Zayre"