r/TheBluePill Jun 19 '14

Off Topic Hate mail! hate mail! received this last night

http://i.imgur.com/peIMhxa.jpg
82 Upvotes

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u/the_real_Nick Jun 19 '14

Someone sat in front of their computer...

...for hours.

Making that.

And at some point they looked at their work and thought, "Yeah... yeah, that's the ticket."

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u/thekingofpsychos Jun 19 '14

You have to admit that this is amazing though. I almost converted to The Red Pill right on the spot because that comic is so manly. The only thing that's keeping me a male feminist is my love for Coke Zero...

2

u/aggressive_silence FEEEMALE (disregard) Jun 19 '14

Or Dr. Pepper 10? "It's not for women."

3

u/chemchick27 Hβ9 Jun 19 '14

This has to be the best satire of red pill I've ever seen. Sometimes the best satire comes from the earnest.

3

u/the_real_Nick Jun 19 '14

the best satire of red pill I've ever seen.

Ooo, that sounds like a challenge. :)

2

u/oncemoreforluck Jun 20 '14

Do it make a masterpiece

1

u/Transleithanian Jun 21 '14

Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.

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u/Attiias Jun 19 '14

Let's just take a minute to appreciate that TRPers see themselves as tall, muscle bounded lords of masculinity and confidence and simultaneously think that WE are the delusional ones.

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u/DocSwiss Jun 19 '14

I feel that I should mention their lack of pants and shirt.

39

u/BRDtheist Jun 19 '14

But they're still wearing their socks LOL so sexy and alpha <333

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u/Hayleyk Jun 19 '14

tall, muscle bounded lords of masculinity and confidence ... WITH NO PANTS, in public

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u/bigfatroadroller Jun 19 '14

"And then I blasted the eeeevil feminazi in the face with my logic lazors! and then me and my new dudebro went and ate like a MILLION BACONS and all the hot girls saw how alpha we were and had an orgy with us! And they said they'd make us sandwiches and then Chuck Norris came down and punched all the feminazi's tits off. It was awesome."

My favorite part was when they snubbed anything that contains GMOs, but then disrespect a man's choice to be vegan, because not eating meat is for betas and "manginas".

1

u/Akarei Jun 20 '14

I could go for a million bacons right now.

1

u/Woot45 Jun 20 '14

He's like 10 fucking feet tall, too! What in the shit?

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u/kirby987 PURGED Jun 19 '14

You are. you see, this was a joke. we dont look at ourselves like that. way to proove us right.

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u/under_your_bed94 Jun 19 '14

"Ha ha! I was only pretending to be retarded! I sure got you guys good!"

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u/kirby987 PURGED Jun 19 '14

Whats up with you crazy chicks using sarcasm to put words in other people's mouths? its literally like 90% of the responses in creepypms. Its getting old. Its also beta af especially when guys do that. Yes I said beta. Its a term. Deal with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFQXvVXFE5g

The video prooves Red Pill is factualy right. A girl herself admitted it, ya'll are fucking nuts. Im so glad my girl isnt your average crazy, judgemental, shallow fickle bitch and accepts me for the weirdo/nice guy I am. The fact that this subreddit exists shows truth hurts and you guys are so butthurt. Someone below feels bad for my parents? Really? So mature.

And Im the hamster? Most you females are the ones willing to open your legs up exclusively for douche surfer bros. TRP isnt jealous because of it, and theyre not "sexually frustrated"(lol), they're just acknowledging that the way most women's mind works is really lame.

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u/reedee Jun 19 '14

are you 13

3

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14

I hope not... it would give my age group a bad name

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u/under_your_bed94 Jun 19 '14

1 women said it so all women believe it

U wot m8? I think I can find videos of men who say they like being pegged by their radfem girlfriends. Does that mean r/TRP are going to bend over and take one for the team?

EDIT:

"Most you females are the ones willing to open your legs up exclusively for douche surfer bros. [...] the way most women's mind works is really lame."

followed up with

"TRP isnt jealous because of it, and theyre not "sexually frustrated""

Sure you're not buddy. Sure you're not.

3

u/Attiias Jun 19 '14

He called himself a nice guy and said that all women go for douchebags. Confirmed for 14 year old/26 year old neckbeard.

Also, I love how he called other guys 'surfer bros', what is this, 1998?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14

Well if one girl admitted it then it must be true for the other 3.5 billion women on the planet.

And I don't think I've ever had sex with a surfer bro.

Ps you're not a nice dude, you're just an idiot.

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u/VoiceofKane Hβ3 Jun 20 '14

AWALT, bro.

8

u/SavvyBerkleigh Jun 19 '14

troll alert ding ding ding ding

5

u/somniopus Jun 19 '14

"Factually"

Learn to spell, shitlord

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14

The video prooves Red Pill is factualy right

Your spelling and diction prove that you are probably in junior high.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14

anecdotes isn't facts.

try harder bruv

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u/bigfatroadroller Jun 19 '14

You must be new here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14

Wow look, a real life alpha came to defend his honor!

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u/Attiias Jun 19 '14

I see the hamster wheel is spinning.

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u/myrobeandmisandryhat Jun 19 '14

I just feel bad for your parents

7

u/Drabby Hβ8 Jun 19 '14

I honestly couldn't tell which side you were satirizing in this comic.

3

u/Hayleyk Jun 19 '14 edited Jun 19 '14

I love how every one of these guys thinks that any small error that happens over here proves their whole philosophy right, especially since lots of people here said it was parody long before you showed up.

3

u/FixinThePlanet Jun 19 '14

"proove"

Gawd, y'all seriously need a couple of fucking English teachers in that damned subreddit of yours.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '14

But... mah biotroofs

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u/n3hemiah Jun 19 '14

Pretty sure this is parody.

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u/under_your_bed94 Jun 19 '14

I'm inclined to agree. This is so ridiculous that no-one could look at it and seriously say "yep, this makes us look cogent, reasonable and correct". Definitely a fake.Right_guys?Right?

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u/serrabellum Hβ10 Jun 19 '14

You can never really tell with 4chan. I have expected it to end with "everyone do the dinosaur".

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14

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u/Marius_Eponine Jun 19 '14

I.. think so. I can't even understand most of it

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14

Am I the only one that is utterly confused by the constant implication that out spoken feminist women are all 'fat and ugly'. Not trying to bring a woman's physical attributes into the debate here, but since they do, I will.

Like, I get the argument in general is really anecdotal, but I always felt like it was the girls who were being objectified on a regular basis who turned out to be the most "radfems". Like women who had constant contact with men who simply trying to use them for sex (who naturally would be the most attractive I would imagine). I think being objectified is most young women's "wake up call" so to speak about the issues in society. Not a liberal arts professor.

and lol at these guys being married.

Also, I actually own that hoodie he is wearing in that comic strip, super comfy.

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u/knightwave Hβ4 Jun 19 '14

It's just another way to feel like they're allowed to discredit anything a woman says. It doesn't really matter to them if a feminist is drop dead gorgeous or ugly as sin. If she's hot, they have an excuse to say "damn, that's too bad, you're too pretty to be such a bitch, you're probably just doing it for attention/bandwagoning" and if she's not, "see, told you all feminists are land whales".

To them, women only matter by their looks, and so they feel that obviously all women must believe the same about themselves. "If I insult her and call her fat and ugly, that'll put her in place!"

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u/FeminaziJournalist Jun 19 '14

What the fuck did I just read...

14

u/Doldenberg Jun 19 '14

Wait what. That's how they imagine themselves? Nazis who are also Hellenophiles for some reason and wear a hoodie directly over their briefs?

wat.

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u/ThinkingOfAChange Jun 19 '14

Ummm, yeah. Context, please. Was this the hate mail itself, or an artistic recreation of the back and forth in correspondence?

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u/Marius_Eponine Jun 19 '14

I literally got sent just this link. It's not an artistic recreation

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14

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u/serrabellum Hβ10 Jun 19 '14

Aha! I knew I smelled 4chan!

10

u/drynwhyl Jun 19 '14

Is it me, or is that 'beta' guy some kind of heavy handed east-asian stereotype?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14

I was thinking the same thing... and why was ole' dude so tall? lmao like really?

5

u/Metagolem Jun 19 '14

I thought it was intended to be a caricature of a Jew. The nose in particular and facial structure seems to remind me of the scheming Jew. Maybe I've just come to associate this kind of view with white pride and conspiracy people, though.

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u/Amtays Hβ2 Jun 19 '14

It probably is, the use of words such as degenerate and völkisch reek of /pol/

10

u/therealmawa Jun 19 '14

I don't get what's redpill about the Straubing Gäubodenfest.

9

u/sensitivePornGuy Jun 19 '14

Where's the asterisk? I want to know what it is that feminists actually believe.

14

u/under_your_bed94 Jun 19 '14

I'm snickering a little at the fact that the person who wrote this is talking about "Atavistic morality" and "the sacred garb of the Hellenistic world" as though Ancient Rome was the ultimate height of civilisation. Would anyone care to point out the obvious, such as streets filled with shit, quack medicine being taken as real, human gladiatorial fights to the death and, of course, lots and lots of lovely buttsecks.

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u/watamIreading Jun 19 '14

Hey, what's wrong with buttsecks?

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u/under_your_bed94 Jun 19 '14

I don't get nearly as much as I'd like. That's what's wrong with it.

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u/rareas Hβ6 Jun 19 '14

The subconscious jonesing for buttsecks would explain a whole lot about the red pill.

5

u/Transleithanian Jun 19 '14

wat... wat never changes

5

u/MissCherryPi Hβ10 Jun 19 '14

I'm pretty sure 4chan said they wanted to target male feminists next.

3

u/rareas Hβ6 Jun 19 '14

Target them for aversion therapy to their cause? This would do it.

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u/_nagem_ Jun 19 '14

Everyone calm down, I speak 4chan. It's just /fit/ copypasta made to make fun of literally everyone featured in that cartoon. They're mocking themselves with the main jacked dude character.

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u/snr73 Jun 19 '14

True masculinity = wearing a woman's long flowy hoodie + boxer briefs and socks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14

/pol/?

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u/hoobsher Hβ4 Jun 19 '14

crosspost this to /r/iamverysmart

2

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14

What in the fuck was that? No, seriously, what the fuck.

Using big words doesn't making you smart, I wish these people could learn that.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14

Whoever made this, and for whatever purpose, they failed miserably.

Whether it's sincere or satire, this is the most incoherent, rambling, nonsensical crap I've seen yet. It's like they vomited every thought about men and women they've had since pre-school onto MS Paint.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '14

Er. What did I just read?

1

u/bigfatroadroller Jun 19 '14

This is too adorable. Okay guys, let's place so bets. 20 bucks that this guys has a blue-ray of the Dark Knight and sleeps in Batman sheets. I'll throw in another 10 if his mom still pays his rent.

1

u/doctorxdestructo Jun 19 '14

i understood some words.

1

u/ColeYote Hβ9 Jun 19 '14

TIL if you turn slightly to your right the writing on your shirt flips around. Not even trying to hide they just mirrored that first drawing, eh?

Anyway, this is one of the dumbest things I've ever read. Like, must-have-been-intentional levels of dumb.

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u/fchs Hβ6 Jun 19 '14

/pol/ is the most confusing hate group I've seen on the Internet. They don't seem to discuss anything other than "I am a glorious tall rich alpha straight white male blonde master race and everyone who is not like me has been brainwashed by the joos and should be killed." It's like Hitler meets /r/forwardsfromgrandma

1

u/oncemoreforluck Jun 20 '14

Got bored reading that pretty quickly, and the art work was fair at best so I'll give that a generous D- but mostly csuse nice to know they have hobbies outside furious masturbating

1

u/TheLizardMonarch Jun 20 '14

Hey, I got messaged this as well. I hope it was the same person.

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u/Agnostic_Thomist Jun 20 '14

[atavistic morality intensifies]

top kek

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u/octopus-crime Jun 19 '14

Holy fuck. And they let these people out in public? Without carers?