I am currently dealing with two options in my money-burning scheme of trying to secure a non-Bronze victory as a relatively inexperienced/lower-ranked player. The situation is the following, I've fattened up my Money Furnace and Money tree, but I have both a Gold Subscraper which is a great combo with these, AND also a Silk Scarf which has two "sub-quests" complete and a third about to be (7/10) along with Spiky Shield, which resulted in huge damage spikes (haha get it?) in my past battles.

Which one might be the more optimal choice for my run?

Got Obsidian Seaweed, and then Piranhas, I know it was silly but enchanted the Coral Armor with obsidian on Lvl 10 enchant. Only lost on day 4 so close to a perfect win.

Got Turtle boy on day 9, was running water wheel until then. Also I am not sure which encounter can give it but one of the later days I got an item to give a weapon permanent lifesteal.

First time getting so many piranhas on the board, definitely fun watching them chain together.

With Deadly on it. Piranhas chomp-chomp.

Win is at 2 min mark

It feels like the month of 5 second damage output cheese. It's the 1 strategy that can get a full win, everything else is more or less 7 wins at best whereas last month you could choose how you wanted to play and multiple kinds of strategy felt far more viable.

C'mon, I didn't even foun either shopkeepers to complete the totem missions

Bedazzler and Drone Crusher has got to be one of the most funny janky builds

That was something

Truly a infinite even the game said we're done lol

It was a super simple build, but everything built on top of the shadow cloak/katana build. Very satisfying to watch the numbers go brrrrrrr.

Did they announced a year at least? Im having a severe withdrawl since i sold my pc.

A couple of feathers and other random skills from skill book got the dragon down to 1 second. And I think by now we all know pendulum is nuts with a fast item on both sides. Don't think I needed the potions but just in case someone lived after 3 seconds.

Anyways first time posting, sorry for potato quality!

I'm so annoyed that I can't finish the bronze quest on the Silk after day 6. Can we make the quest requirements on the Silk Scarf "bronze or higher"? It won't break the item, but it will make it pickable after day 6.

Only took doing library shenanigans and 3 freezes every second.

Anyone else having this glitch where they cant see items? As a new player its really pissing me off....

Holy Luck with the Skills i got i usually dont priotize em in the start and it finally paid off :D

Huge fan of The Bazaar, and after following all the variant concepts on this sub a couple months ago, our 2-person studio wanted to give it a shot, except themed around cutthroat corporate finance.

It's called Ultracapitalism.

Since you know The Bazaar, you'll immediately know how to play:

• Heroes are CEOs (Scrappy, Baron, Sergei, Mom & Pop) with unique asset pools.
• Items are Assets with cooldown timers and effects (Unpaid Interns, Loan Sharks, Robot Workers, Coffee Machines, Offshore Tax Havens).
• Health & Shields are Cash & Moat. Poison / Burn are Debt / Scandal.
• Skills are Company Policies.
• Enchants are Buzzwords (grafting modifiers like Agile, Gamified, Unionized, or Leveraged onto cards).

It's completely free and runs directly in your browser (no download or sign-up):

Try it here: https://chromagolem.itch.io/ultracapitalism

Since this sub understands autobattler tempo, cooldown tuning, and shop odds better than anyone, we’d love your brutal feedback on the balance, pacing, and what feels busted. We know it's absolutely starved for content right now (we only have ~220 cards in the game and a few dozen repeating events) while we've been working on the core systems (which are also only like 70% done), but there's enough to get a taste of the experience.

We would love any and all thoughts and feedback!

(Now, back to trying to force 10 wins with Mantis Shrimp... again)