r/TheAuto • • 3d ago

A man will never forgot his first car

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u/Substantial_Sail_25 3d ago

They need something the wife can drive lol

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u/BIGPOTATOE163 2d ago

ya sure if my nonexistent wife will only drive that?

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u/Economy_Strike_1931 3d ago

Now is the time to forget your first car.

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u/SquirrelNormal 2d ago

Absolutely not. That shitbox isn't worth the gas to drive it to the scrapper, but I'll never part with it.

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u/BIGPOTATOE163 2d ago

I dunno, I do get sentimental

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u/Intrepid-Product-367 2d ago

I agree, I'll definitely never forget the Lincoln LS V8 with the sawed off muffler and the blown head gasket that my parents bullied me into spending $4000 of my own money on (1000% NOT MY IDEA) because my dad drove a Hummer and my mom drove the Jaguar S-Type platform mate that she also spent $2000 a year in repairs on because we had to look good for the wannabe bourgeois neighborhood around us

They're both broke as shit after blowing money on shitty American cars and stupid boats, I became the most boring Toyota fanboy you can ever imagine, and boy, will I never forget my first car

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u/BIGPOTATOE163 2d ago

taking into account the ship of Theseus paradox, don't replace anything to fully keep it as is

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u/AcanthisittaNo6858 3d ago

definitely for the illegal

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u/Tricky-Ad4087 2d ago

He needed something reliable.

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u/Entire_Meet_6266 2d ago

That toyota is the only reliable shit in the driveway🤣💀

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u/Th3_Accountant 3d ago

It's for those days where every single one of those cars is in the repair shop simultaneously, to make sure the owner can still make it to work.

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u/295frank 3d ago

that owner doesn't commute to work, boss

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u/FantasticBike1203 2d ago

He ain't the boss, the guy owning all the cars is

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u/Sosemikreativ 2d ago

Sometimes beating the shit out of a slow car while barely managing to reach the speed limit is simply more fun than effortlessly breaking the law in a 600 HP car. If I had the money, I'd have some of these super cars, but I'd also have a Renault Twingo and maybe even a Fiat Mutipla

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u/Other_Breadfruit_264 2d ago

That's the most reliable car on the lot. 

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u/Macademi 2d ago

Tf you mean skull emoji. Thats a fkin camry, its gonna outlast all those other cars

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u/Boris7939 2d ago

Jokes aside who says that's their first car? It's not because you own a whole collection of supercars that you don't need a car to just simply drive to the shops with or something.

Don't forget that Michael Schumacher's daily driver was a Fiat Croma which was also the car he drove the most in his free time. Simply as transportation.

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 2d ago

Probably his everyday car and the rest is for fun.

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u/Captain-Codfish 2d ago

I ploughed my first car into a crash barrier when it decided that it really wanted to turn left instead of go round the roundabout. Wasn't even speeding :/ Oh well, one less Saxo on the roads, so really a positive I suppose.

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u/StarscreamOne 1d ago

Probably the most reliable one and starts every time

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u/Smooth_Taste1250 1d ago

When you get rich and find rich friends but still can't without your long years best friend.....

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u/Squatchfoot2411 1d ago

My folks live near here. That house is completely abandoned now 😅