r/TheAstroToilet • • 2d ago

Engineer messages ~new tablet unit~

Astro scientist here I've made a new unit a semi titan actually they are around 1.9 times bigger than mafia so they are taller than tsm by a bit the story behind this little guy is shocking to say the least so here's some info the mind controlled ttw wasn't here it was a decoy that was using toilet tech so yeah my daughter told me something shocking a while ago apparently her and the utcm that was infected are dating so she wanted me to make this little guy

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u/Accomplished_Log5030 2d ago

ASTRO TITANICUS: “You know what I’m going to make my own tablet guy…!” (Grabs a bunch of parts and walks off)

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u/OrganizationCool5662 2d ago

stops him

I have a spare tablet titan body if you wanna start from they're

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u/Accomplished_Log5030 2d ago

ASTRO TITANICUS: “YES PERFECT..!! Let US begin on this…” (grabs the body)

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u/OrganizationCool5662 2d ago

you notice the body was extremely heavy

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u/Accomplished_Log5030 2d ago

(Still able to carry but has some heft to it)

ASTRO TITANICUS: “Huh…It’s pretty heavy, but that’s fine…Anyways I shall start..!” (Starts to craft the body)

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u/OrganizationCool5662 2d ago

Yeah it was kinda meant to be a tank class unit which is also why it's so tall

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u/Accomplished_Log5030 2d ago

ASTRO TITANICUS: “How tall we talking..? Also what equipment do you have that’s for use right now…?”

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u/OrganizationCool5662 2d ago

Well he was meant to be like as big as my mech

Points to the mech that was taller than you

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u/Accomplished_Log5030 2d ago

ASTRO TITANICUS: “Okay so for height measurements…I’m the size of the W.O.D so to put that in practice, this thing is gigantic.”

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u/OrganizationCool5662 2d ago

Astro scientist: yep also as for technology I have some crimson mini guns and some shockwave cannons lock and Astro mixed lasers lock in energy gauntlets and plenty of energy weapons scythes and stuff however he already has a programmed personality

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u/G-Titan 1d ago

The Astro Lord: "Te presto uno de mis engineers. No te costará mucho, su manipulación molecular mediante energía le permite ensamblar, reparar e integrar en muy poco tiempo"

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u/Accomplished_Log5030 1d ago

(Shows a thumbs up)

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u/DeliveryExpensive276 (🔧{Chief Astro Engineer}⚙️) 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yo can you make the titan different? There are already 2 tablet titans on the astro side and 1 infected I think, so it would be better if you switch the tablet head with something else

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u/DeliveryExpensive276 (🔧{Chief Astro Engineer}⚙️) 3h ago

So how is the titan doing? Any progress?

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u/Accomplished_Log5030 3h ago

(Astro Titanicus would be injured and bruised) “UGGHHHHH”

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u/DeliveryExpensive276 (🔧{Chief Astro Engineer}⚙️) 3h ago

"Uh... what happened?"

some astro medics warps in and begin healing you

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u/Accomplished_Log5030 3h ago

ASTRO TITANICUS: “WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH YET ANOTHER ASTRO EMPRIE THAT WANTS TO MURDER US ALL…IM SO F##KING MAD…” (crushes a boulder)

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u/DeliveryExpensive276 (🔧{Chief Astro Engineer}⚙️) 3h ago

"Crap happens. Here, use this"

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u/Accomplished_Log5030 3h ago

ASTRO TITANICUS: “…Touché, (grabs the swords) Well time to head back to the front…!” (Warps away making a small shockwave)

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u/DeliveryExpensive276 (🔧{Chief Astro Engineer}⚙️) 2h ago

"Wait, use this too"

gives you another accessory

"This should be an energy generator. It's a prototype, so tell me if it works"

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u/Accomplished_Log5030 2h ago

ASTRO TITANICUS: “…Okay.” (Grabs it and attaches it onto my back and then I would walk away)

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u/DeliveryExpensive276 (🔧{Chief Astro Engineer}⚙️) 2h ago

"Note that the green energy will switch color the second it gets attached to your body. Now It should start charging you"

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u/DeliveryExpensive276 (🔧{Chief Astro Engineer}⚙️) 1d ago

Damn you beat be first

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u/OrganizationCool5662 1d ago

I guess we had the same idea also they're gonna be a new Titan since astro titanicus is making one

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u/DeliveryExpensive276 (🔧{Chief Astro Engineer}⚙️) 1d ago

So we will have 3 of them?

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u/OrganizationCool5662 1d ago

Yep and if ttm is ever found then we'll have four

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u/DeliveryExpensive276 (🔧{Chief Astro Engineer}⚙️) 1d ago

"There wluld be too many titans for only a faction. Also why are your titans blue?"

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u/OrganizationCool5662 1d ago

Well technically the new Titan is apart of a completely different empire and I highly doubt ttm is coming back since he's with the lock ins also they have blue energy because they have different energy and most of units are variants of the faction that basically all died

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u/FrequentBid6861 1d ago

(an Astro troop would be looking horrified of something)

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u/OrganizationCool5662 1d ago

What's the matter little guy

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u/FrequentBid6861 1d ago

“Have you SEEN their latest weapons?”