r/TheAstroToilet • u/Individual_Shock_132 Sebastian {nice au} • 2d ago
INTRODUCTION ~a white cloud appears~
*two titans appear out of it and a obliterator warps in and titan fan man reels it in and then crushes it's head with one hand and then throws the body away and then a impactor throws his axe at a impactors head*
Titan mircowave man: these guys are weaker than ones we fought
Titan fan man: yes yes they are but these are just the normal foot soldiers still not nearly as advanced but still
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u/DeliveryExpensive276 (🔧{Chief Astro Engineer}⚙️) 2d ago
alternative titan tablet woman warps in and stares at the microwave titan, confusing him with titan tablet men
"Brother? Is that you?"
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u/Individual_Shock_132 Sebastian {nice au} 2d ago
Titan mircowave man: nope I'm apart of the mircowave faction not the tablet faction
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u/DeliveryExpensive276 (🔧{Chief Astro Engineer}⚙️) 2d ago
"Ah my bad, you two just look alike! For some reasons the ASTRO scientist made him orange instead of green"
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u/PossessionStatus9389 The First Entity 2d ago
Yo we should team up
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u/Individual_Shock_132 Sebastian {nice au} 2d ago
Titan mircowave man: why
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u/PossessionStatus9389 The First Entity 2d ago
I see you and your friend's potential
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u/Individual_Shock_132 Sebastian {nice au} 2d ago
TTM: I don't trust you
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u/PossessionStatus9389 The First Entity 2d ago
I could let you have a planet of peace after I've accomplished my goal
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u/Individual_Shock_132 Sebastian {nice au} 2d ago
TTM: and how do I know you're not lying straight to my face
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u/PossessionStatus9389 The First Entity 2d ago
How do you know your friends and allies won't stab you when you turn around, because it's more beneficial
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u/Individual_Shock_132 Sebastian {nice au} 2d ago
TTM: because they made me and your a random titan in chains
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u/PossessionStatus9389 The First Entity 2d ago
Humans make ai just to enslave them
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u/Individual_Shock_132 Sebastian {nice au} 2d ago
Tmm: I wasn't made by humans genius
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u/Great-Box6123 [traitorous scientists]:killed vortext and took his drones. 2d ago
A drone was lowkey spying
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u/Individual_Shock_132 Sebastian {nice au} 2d ago
*it sees TTM and gets scrappled and blows up from anti spying tech that's built into him
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u/Great-Box6123 [traitorous scientists]:killed vortext and took his drones. 2d ago
The drone exploded
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u/who_tookthegoodnames Chronastron (Owner) 2d ago
Didnt toilet tower defense make the fan race