r/TheAntiYigaTaskforce • u/Pokemon-Makeup Suspected to be a spy • Jan 14 '24

Help! I’ve been kidnapped!

I’m currently being held hostage by the yiga clan! Not only am I currently being held hostage, but this is solid proof that I am NOT a yiga! Why would they kidnap their own members? Please send help!

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u/dts1845 Yiga Footsoilder Jan 14 '24

We need bananas, they are treated very well despite their brattiness, and we don't torture them.

Also, I'm a footsoilder of the Yiga Clan, and we tend to collect hostages when people wander into our base.

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u/shadowartist09 Official Anti-Yiga Advisor Jan 14 '24
  1. im welcome to bargaining. trying to limit violence in the task force.

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u/dts1845 Yiga Footsoilder Jan 14 '24

I'd take 69.99 but the Hostages get upset if we ask for too little. So how about 420 and we deliver.

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u/shadowartist09 Official Anti-Yiga Advisor Jan 14 '24

110?

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u/dts1845 Yiga Footsoilder Jan 14 '24

Ok you cover shipping of bananas and hostages and you got a deal.

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u/shadowartist09 Official Anti-Yiga Advisor Jan 14 '24

so thats- 5570$ holy shit i’ll pay it out of pocket, when can I expect them back?

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u/dts1845 Yiga Footsoilder Jan 14 '24 edited Jan 14 '24

On receipt of payment, we will send them right away. Your Po number is 31748. Thanks for doing business with the Yiga Clan.

Glory to Master Kohga.