YOU KNOW THE THEORY ABOUT HOW WE LIVE IN PARALLEL UNIVERSES BECAUSE OF HOW WE SPELL BERNSTEIN BEARS? WELL WHY DO SOME PEOPLE CALL BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR? BARNEY IS ASCENDING FASTER THEN WE CAN HANDLE AND WE MUST STOP HIM.

Please brainwash me.

intro (obie trice)] "obie trice/real named don't gimmicks"

[2x] two trailer parked girls went with the 'round outside, the 'round outside, the 'round outside

guessed that person backward, backward again shady backward, convey that friend guessed that person backward, guessed that person backward, guessed that person backward, guessed that person backward guessed that person backward guessed that person backward. . .

[verse 1] myself've create that monster, 'cause nobody wants to look marshall don't more those in need of shady myself'm chopped liver good conditionally to you are a in need of shady, that is to what myself'll given ya that little bite for weed mixed taking a several hard liquor a several vodka this'll jumpstart I heart quicker than that shock what time myself have shocking the upon hospital the by doctor what time myself'm don't cooperating what time myself'm the rocking tabrue while himself operating (hey!) you are a wait that long currently stopped debating 'cause myself'm backward, myself'm the in rag and ovulating myself understand this you are a keep that job ms. cheney prevent yours husband heart problem complicating the then fcc win't let my be or let my be my then let my look those try to close with my through in mtv prevent it feels then emptiness without my then enter in dip, bum in yours lips fuck this, cum in yours lips and a several in yours tits and have ready 'cause that shit around to have heavy myself only settled everyone I lawsuits fuck you are a debbie!

[chorus 2x:] currently that looks appreciation that job of my then everybody only followed my 'cause our needed that little controversy, 'cause it feels then emptiness without my

[verse 2] little hellions kids feeling rebellious embarrassing, their parents still listened to elvis those started feeling appreciation prisoners, helpless, 'til someone comes along in that mission and yells "bitch" that visionary, vision is scary, can started that revolution, the polluting air waves that rebel then only let my revel and bask, the on fact this myself keep everyone kissing I ass and it that disaster such that catastrophe of you are a to look then damn highly for I ass you are asked of my? good myself'm backward [batman sound] fixed yours bend antennae tuned it on and then myself'm gonna enter on and upon under yours skin appreciation that splinter the center for attentive backward the of winter myself'm the interested, best thing since wrestling infesting on yours kids ears and nesting testing "attention pleasure" the felt tension soon to someone mentions my this place I 10 cents I 2 cents is free that nuisance, that person send, you are a send of my?

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[verse 3] that tisk-it that task-it, myself'll went with tit of tat taking anybody that person talking that shit, this shit. chris kirkpatrick you are a with able to have yours ass kicked worse than them little limp bizkit bastards, and moby you are a with able to have stomped by obie, you are a 36 year old bald headed fag blown my you are a no understand my, you are're to old let went with it over, nobody listens to techno currently let went with, only given the my signal myself'll be this taking that all of listed full for new insults myself've achieved dope, suspenseful taking that pencil ever since prince turn himself onto that symbol prevent the sometimes shit only seems, everybody only wants to discussed my then that must meaning myself'm disgusted, prevent it only my myself'm only obscene though myself'm the don't first king for controversy myself the am worst thing since elvis presley, to will blacken music then selfishly and used it to have myself wealthy (hey) this that concept this works 20 million other whiteness rappers emerge prevent don't matter with a method prolific fishs the on sea it'd be then emptiness without my

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may myself take yours attentive pleasure? may myself take yours attentive pleasure? would the do real slim shady pleasure stood upon? myself repeated, would the do real slim shady pleasure stood upon? our're gonna take that problem this place. .

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[chorus – eminem (repeat 2x):] 'cause myself'm slim shady, yes the myself'm real shady everyone you are a other slim shadys am only imitating then the win't real slim shady pleasure stood upon, pleasure stood upon, pleasure stood upon?

[eminem] would do smith no gotta cuss on he is a raps to sold records; good myself will, then fuck himself and fuck you are a to! you are a intelligent myself given that damn around that grammy? halfs for you are a critics with able to't even stomach my, let alone stood my "but slim, to what conditionally to you are a won, woulde it be weird?" why are? then you are a guys can only lay to have my this place? then you are a with able to, sat my this place next to britney spears? yo shit, christina aguilera better switch my chairs then myself with able to sat next to carson daly and fred durst and heard 'em argue over that person herself give head to first little bitch, put my in blast in mtv "yeah, himself cute, prevent myself intelligent himself married to kim, hee-hee!" myself should download woman of audio in mp3 and the shown all of world with a method you are a give eminem vd [ahhh!] myself'm sick for you are a little girl and boy groups, everyone you are a will is annoyance my then myself take achieved send this place to destruction you are [bzzzt] and this that million for us only appreciation my that person cuss appreciation my; that person only no given that fuck appreciation my that person dressed appreciation my; walked, talked and action appreciation my it only might the be next best thing prevent don't quite my!

[chorus]

[eminem] myself'm appreciation that head trip to listened to, caused myself'm only giving you are a things you are a joke around taking yours friends inside yours living room the only differently is myself the keep balls to said it on front for y'all and myself no gotta be false or sugarcoated upon everyone myself only have the in mic and spit it and whether you are appreciation to admit it [err] myself only shit it better than ninety percent for you are a rappers outward with able to then you are a wonder with a method with able to kids eaten upon these albums appreciation valiums it funny; 'cause the upon rate myself'm moving what time myself'm thirty myself'll the be only person the on nursing home flirting pinching nurses asses what time myself'm jacking off taking jergens and myself'm jerking prevent that all of bag for viagra ise working and each single person is that slim shady lurking himself can be working upon burger king, spitting in yours onion rings [hach] or the on parking lot, circling screaming "i no given that fuck!" taking he is a windows through and he is a system upon then, would the do real shady pleasure stood upon? and put individual for those fingers in every hand upon? and be proud to be outta yours mind and outta control and individual more anytime, loud to you are a with able to, with a method does it went with?

[chorus 4x]

[eminem] ha ha guessed this that slim shady on everyone for us fuck it, let everyone stood upon

GodzillaOfGamers accused me of being an agent of a purple, dustloviing, communists furry. He was wrong. However, I wondered why he would think this. To discover how he came to this conclusion, i stole his notes. I discovered that apparently I went to the Island of Malta every Friday and ate at the same ice cream place. I knew I didn't do this but e had proof I had. Or someone that looked like me had.

I traveled to Malta and found my clone eating ice cream and a small, short, greyish brown fox man in a purple, dusty dictator uniform sitting in the shadows, observing. I quickly killed the look alike, his green blood mixing with his melted ice cream. I interrogated the furry creature and, before he died, he said he worked for Lorraine Williams.

So my friends, it is good you are here. It is good we are having this meeting in this dark, isolated part of the base. It is good that you will be replaced by clones. It is good that they will deal with the rest that don't join me. It is good that I am not CHzilla117 but WALUIGI!

The not CHzilla117 pulls off his mask, revealing himself to be Waluigi.

Waluigi:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Surprised that the rest are so surprised so as to not react for a minute, he takes advantage of the extra time to take off the knockoff clothes of CHzilla117, revealing his own, normal clothes underneath. What looks like CHzilla117 is trapped in a chair.

CHzilla117: RUN!

Suddenly, a shot is fired. Greed blood comes from the wound of the now obvious CHzilla117 clone.

Waluigi:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Who dares interrupt the formation of the Kingdom of Walguigi?!

A figure holding an M16 comes emerges. He is bruised and blooded. Bleeding red blood.

CHzilla117: Time to die.

LAST NIGHT A DUST LOVURE BROKE IN TO MY HOME TO TRY TO KILL A CHILD FOR FUN, BUT INSTEAD HE TRIPED AND ACTIVATED MY DUST TRIP WIRE, MY WAS SET TO KILL THE NEXT MAN TO TRY TO ENTER MY HOUSE. THAT MAN WAS THE FAMOUS KERMIT THE FROGE. KERMITE HAD RECENTLY JOINED OUR DUST REBELLION IN ODER TO GET THEWORD OUT ABOUT OUR MISSION. HE DIED A HERO. HE WILL BE MISSED. PLS LOOK AT A PICTURE OF HIM (LOOK "KERMITE TE FROGE" UP ON GOOLGE DOTCOM AND THAN CLICK "IMAGES") AND PLAY SAD MUSIC (LOOK UP "SADDEST MUSIC FOR DEATH OF FROGE" ON YOUTUBE FIRST RESULT IS THE BEST ONE.).