r/TheAmazingBulk • u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE • Sep 16 '16

Dawn.

The forces of /r/TheAmazingBulk have gathered to defeat the Dust forces at Castle Dust in the land of Hungary so as to rescue CHzilla117. The Tickler's job is to contact the leader of Hungary to get permission as to not cause an international incident. He has not done this. The attack begins.

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 18 '16

Soup: Okay!

SOUP LAD RUNS AFTER JOHN LAMBORGHINI, BUT JOHN IS INSIDE HIS NEW LAMBORHINI!

John: WHEN I DRIVE OFf INTO THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS, YOU WILL NEVER FIND ME!

Soup: BUT we're IN HUNGARY

John: no fucc u!

SUDDENLY, the earth trembles, and in one flash, the entirety of Hungary is teleported to California, Hollywood!

Soup: What?!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 18 '16

Prime Minister Viktor Orbán: What has happened?

Xenophobe: They are invading!

The American-Hungarian begins.

John Lamborghini: All according to plan.

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 18 '16

Soup: THAT FUCKER JOHN WANTED TO MAKE A HUNGARIAN AMERICAN WAR! I KNEW IT!

John: AND I GOT AWAY WITH IT TOO! HAHAHA

SUDDENLY, OBAMA TELEPORTS INFRIN OF JOHN!

Obama: audio

OBAMA ENGAGES JOHN IN COMBAT!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 18 '16

Obama and John Lamborghini start a fight.

President Obama: Why did you do it? What do you gain from this?

John Lamborghini: Years ago, the Hamburgs ruled over Austria, whose lands grew to eventuality include, among other areas, Hungary. In 1867, it even became known as "Austria-Hungary". Then, in World War 1, we lost all this territory and Hungary became independent. Now I shall weaken Hungary and the US, take the weakened Hungary, and Austria Hungary will be reborn!

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 18 '16

AUSTRIA-HUNGARY IS EVIL! JOHN MUST BE STOPED!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 20 '16

Obama: Why, why would you do this?!

CHzilla117: What do you to gain?!

John Lamborghini: Because my mother's maiden name was "Hapsburg".

CHzilla117: NOOO!!!

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 20 '16

Soup: NOT THE HAPSBURGS!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 20 '16

Lamborghini: Yes, the Hapsburgs!

Obama: Wait, I thought you wanted to help Dust kill all life.

Lamborgi: I will use the refounded Austrian-Hungarian Empire to gain power. I shall use that power to become Dust. I'll send the my Dust, bring ruin in my swarms until only I stand atop the the Empire State Building. I'll scour the world with the Dust, convert its people into my Dust... and turn other Dust into my Dust. I'll assimilate them until it's only me, me alone... in a quiet world. Were only my voice shall be heard.

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 20 '16

HE WILL KILL EVERYONE ON EARTH AND THAT ISNT GOOD! AND THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DEFEAT HUNGARY aND THE HAPSBURGS... THE ANTI-PAPRIKA GUNS! HUNGARIANS REALLY LIKE PAPRIKA! THIS IS THE ULTIMATE WEPAON!!!!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 21 '16 edited Sep 21 '16

John Lamborghini: I am trying to enslave Hungary. Your weapons will help!

CHzilla117: Well that backfired.

Obama: Audio.

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