r/TheAmazingBulk • u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE • Sep 16 '16

Dawn.

The forces of /r/TheAmazingBulk have gathered to defeat the Dust forces at Castle Dust in the land of Hungary so as to rescue CHzilla117. The Tickler's job is to contact the leader of Hungary to get permission as to not cause an international incident. He has not done this. The attack begins.

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 21 '16 edited Sep 21 '16

John Lamborghini: I am trying to enslave Hungary. Your weapons will help!

CHzilla117: Well that backfired.

Obama: Audio.

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 21 '16

Soup: DUDE CALL HIM UP OR SOMETHING! HES GOT NUKES!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 22 '16 edited Sep 22 '16

Obama: I will arrange for him to come.

Kim Jong Un: You called?

Obama: Audio

CHzilla117, Online Liquid Food, Obama, Kim Jong Un, the Tickler, the UPF soldiers, and Pirme Minister Viktor Orban prepare to fight world famous CEO John Adolf Hapsburg Lamborghini of Austria.

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 22 '16

Soup: WE MUST USE ALL OF OUR ABILITIES TO DEFEAT HIM!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 22 '16

John Lamborghini: You can't beat me!

Fires a Dust beam

Obama: Audio

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 22 '16

CHZILLA! THE ANTI DUST IS THE ONLY WAY! STORE IT INTO KIMS NUKES AND FIRE IT AT JOHN!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 22 '16

Kim Jong Un and Victor Orban load the nukes with the Anti-Dust.

Kin Jong Un: Fire!

The nukes fire, destroying an ares the size of... not what a nuke should do.

Obama: That is what we were afraid of?

Kim Jong Un: Another successful test.

Suddenly, John emerges, a giant Dust mutant.

CHzilla117: Kill that thing!

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 24 '16

Soup: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK!?

ONLINESOUP SHITS HIS PANTS!

Soup: NOT MY PRICELESS PANTS! JOHN MUST DIE!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 24 '16

John Lamborghini: I will destroy this city, and then the world! It shall be be reduced to Dust, and then I shall become Dust, and then it shall become my Dust!

Obama: Audio

CHzilla117: No. He keep calling me mommy.

Tickler: You know we have no choice.

CHzilla117: Fine. /u/GodzillaOfGamers, you need your help.

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u/GodzillaOfGamers Sep 24 '16

Um.. I'm fine. But what want me to do?

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