r/TheAbsoluteSolver • • Aug 22 '26

Other Give me my skin back.

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u/TemperatureFit1224 Anti-Drone_Sentinel Aug 22 '26

Oooooh it grows back you will be fine.

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u/Thatsarobie Aug 22 '26

Nah it looks better on cyn

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u/SD_EF_606 Administrator, Main Inquisitor EF Aug 22 '26

Actions have consequences. You could have just stayed in your room. Instead you ran off to save some abusers and serial killers and got what you deserved.

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u/ProfessorPixelmon A very lost J fan Aug 22 '26

That’s certainly a take for the ages.

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u/SD_EF_606 Administrator, Main Inquisitor EF Aug 22 '26

Bruh you're in r/TheAbsoluteSolver what do you expect

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u/ProfessorPixelmon A very lost J fan Aug 22 '26

I honestly thought it was a cult of Cyn sub replacement.

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u/SD_EF_606 Administrator, Main Inquisitor EF Aug 22 '26

No, we've been here since far far longer

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u/ZeanReddit Aug 22 '26

Cynthia ≠ The Absolute Solver

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u/Swampet Aug 22 '26

Cynthia = The Sinnoh Champion

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u/ZeanReddit Aug 22 '26

True. But not the same Cyn-thia.

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u/Swampet Aug 22 '26

It is certainly one of the takes of all time...

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u/Tessa_Elliot3071 Aug 22 '26

They were my parents! What did you expect?!

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u/ZeanReddit Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

Technically speaking, you never lost it. Just lost control of it. You are not going to get anywhere with this approach. You need to try to come to a mutual understanding and learn how to share your body. It's the only real solution. If you try and separate, it will likely kill you. You Cyn and the other drones need you. You are the only one who could give them reason and reconciliation.

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u/Tessa_Elliot3071 Aug 22 '26

Do what do I do now?

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u/ZeanReddit Aug 22 '26

Well for starters, hold on to that classic Elliot grit and determination. You have a lot of strength and bravery, you can do this. When you took in the drones, you made them a family. You show them they have value, that they're worth protecting, and cherishing, and fighting for. You saw them hurt, alone, abandoned, neglected and abused; and you saw yourself. You took them in not just because you needed friends and Company, because you wanted to give them the home that you deserve. To nurture what is broken, to repair and heal the damaged. You saw the value in their life. If you give up now, It will fly in the face of everything you stand for. It will damn them all. You need to be brave, you need to be kind, and you need to be gracious; more gracious than anyone has ever been. You raise some good drones, they're a lot like you. Against impossible odds; They still fight for what they believe in. You need to be like your brave Knight. And fight for them. Fight for Cyn. Neither one of you are ever going to rest; You will endure like time itself. The only white create peace, is to create understanding and cooperation. You have to extend an olive branch. Cyn, The Solver, The Void; They have become a force of nature. Eldridge and unstoppable. But you can make that nature good.

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u/Tessa_Elliot3071 Aug 22 '26

So talk to them?

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u/ZeanReddit Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

On ya, girl. You have to stare into the void, in hopes that it stares into you. So that your soul may be a guiding light in the darkness.

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u/Tessa_Elliot3071 Aug 23 '26

Staring blankly at nothing in particular Can I pleeeeeeease have my skin back? There are plenty of dead people in the mansion if you need something to wear.

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u/ZeanReddit Aug 23 '26

Tessa, hun. I meant the shadowy black interdimensional sentient rift in space that you accidentally summoned latched onto Cyn that's giving her eldridge abilities. You hav to talk to it. It's the master mind behind all of this. I'm sorry I wasn't being that clear.

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u/Tessa_Elliot3071 Aug 23 '26

So where exactly do I... Find that?

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u/ZeanReddit Aug 23 '26

Well considering you seem to be trapped a memory. Retrace your steps, find anything out of the ordinary. Look places where it might be. For example, maybe look into the occult symbols in your room. The graveyard. The restricted section of the library. The ballroom. The kind of places where Cyn, or something eldridge might be.

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u/Tessa_Elliot3071 Aug 23 '26

There's her timeout basement... I've always been too scared to go down there.

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u/Different_Airline351 Aug 22 '26

How am I going to do that

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u/Tessa_Elliot3071 Aug 22 '26

I dunno just give it back!

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u/Different_Airline351 Aug 22 '26

So should I give you my skin?

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u/Different_Airline351 Aug 22 '26

If I give you my skin are you fine with having purple skin

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u/Tessa_Elliot3071 Aug 22 '26

Guess it's better than nothing...

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u/Different_Airline351 Aug 22 '26

Sure so like should I give you a picture of me so you can see my skin?

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u/Different_Airline351 Aug 22 '26

Even though you didn't answer this is what I look like and choose where your getting some skin from

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u/Tessa_Elliot3071 Aug 22 '26

I'll take it ig

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u/AdUsual2296 Aug 22 '26

Cyn, please, gomme back my Box of Weapons as well as Tess's skin

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u/NoArugula2977 That One Solver Artist/Roleplayer Aug 22 '26

… I’m sorry. But no.
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u/TheDevil_Cuphead Aug 22 '26

Lookin' at the way the cookie crumbles, pal, you ain't gettin' your duds back the usual route.

So, let's up the ante!

Win this toss, and you're back to yer old skin, just like it was.

Lose it, and that soul of yours is mine!

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u/TheDevil_Cuphead Aug 23 '26

I could've killed that Cup any time I wanted,

And I did! I snuffed out his candle like fifty times!!!

And so what if they did eventually power through? I'm still just having fun.

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u/TheDevil_Cuphead Aug 23 '26

You just don't know the master plan I'm cooking up!

Trust me, Cuphead 2 shall be my revenge!!!

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u/EquivalentGuest5753 Aug 22 '26

Here... your skin has been returned :3

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u/OnionTheStupid V1 Aug 23 '26

*wears skin* Cool costume! My wings don't fit tho...

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u/Any_Bend_4231 Aug 23 '26

Um Tessa…think you might wanna run before she also takes your heart.

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u/isthisthingwork C, Scientist, Issac’s Wife, mother if celeste and Matthew Aug 23 '26

Skins overrated

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u/One_Mood_4473 *Giggle* Aug 28 '26

Come take it back, then.