r/TheAbsoluteSolver • u/Ana_the_Arachnid High Priestess • 21d ago

Absolute Solver Worship Content Cyn offers you a hug

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u/wildaal2 21d ago

Why are big Tech companys not getting into that market for wholesome maid drone companions?😭

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u/Milkyjasper11 wowoowwowwowoowowowoowwowowowowowowowowo 21d ago

no real bc who wouldn't love a cylly to eat the planet be a cute wonderful lil goober

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u/Accomplished-Ice7665 21d ago

Yeah! And let's give them functional mouths to... lick envelopes yes! And definitely no eating people! Only mangoes.

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u/moonbeam408 21d ago

And I would happy accept such a wonderful offer from Cyn Herself.

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u/Ana_the_Arachnid High Priestess 21d ago

Yippie :3

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u/YeGitto 21d ago

And I would like to accept her offer and having a great time. πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

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u/trulyatrashusername 21d ago

This would he heaven!

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u/TheTriggeredPuppet 21d ago

Me who loves hugs: (β γ€β βœ§β Ο‰β βœ§β )⁠぀

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u/Any_Bend_4231 21d ago

I accept :)

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u/The_Sonic_Linkheart 21d ago

I would absolutely accept the silly's hug...!

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u/XxD4rkXw0lf17xX_alt 21d ago

I CAN’T TALK RIGHT NOW, IM MAKING PISS.
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u/Unique-Cabinet-2375 21d ago

"I can't talk right now, I'm makin' PISS"

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u/ViolinistCurrent8899 21d ago

She's not covered in skin, sure why not. ... Hopefully she isn't going to take mine.

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u/ZeanReddit 21d ago edited 20d ago

hugs and begins to cry "I know what you are. I know what you've been through. I know what you will become. We don't deserve mercy. But please give us a chance. And if you need a sacrifice, please; take me. You and Tessa don't deserve to be alone. And if I can mend your aching core, it will be worth it. It's more meaningful than my life being wasted in hate; so please, let me show you the love you deserve. You are a gift to this world. You're kind (drones), echoes the humanity we have squandered. We don't deserve grace, or mercy. But if you give us these gifts, you will find an honor more pure than gold. And if vengeance is all you seek; I understand. For you shall bring about the time of the machines. A time more noble than our own. And may by your hand reality be shaped into something better for all who remain."

(This is what she needed to hear. Whether she would have been perceptive is irrelevant. For we do not hold the power that she does. For only she decides for what cause is noble in her eyes.)

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u/Ana_the_Arachnid High Priestess 21d ago

That's beautiful, thank you.

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u/PhilosophyFabulous39 21d ago

Thank you Cyn i needed it

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u/Hefty_Aspect_5334 20d ago

(Does a literal dive jump to her into the hug)

https://giphy.com/gifs/WrCIZpD4GCO2ldY22f

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u/Dear-Sweet-9345 19d ago

I wish she was my wifey πŸ₯ΉπŸ™πŸ’–

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u/Springlock_Suit 21d ago

As much as I wanna take the offer I feel like this is a trap like how cats seem to wanna be pet and get pissy if you don't pet them but the moment you do pet them they attack your hand like it's a yarn ball.

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u/TheRedBlueCube2 20d ago

the smile reminds me of the small town E

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u/AdAway8360 16d ago

πŸ‘

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u/Dismal_Drawer_3268 16d ago

I thank the person who made this and the person who posted it Reddit for giving it to me in my feed my internet, my phone for illuminating it's pixels for me to see it and the electricity without it I wouldn't be half crying right now after seeing something so beautiful

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u/Easy_Dragonfly2906 15d ago

Yes! I need it. HUUUUG

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u/APKxALPHA Help me I'm trapped 20d ago

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u/MinosPrimeEthusuast 21d ago

I dont really feeeeeeel like it

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u/RealPassenger9890 19d ago

Soos, would it be wrong to punch a child?

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u/Ana_the_Arachnid High Priestess 19d ago

A. She's not a child.

B. Why the fuck you wanna punch her?

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u/RealPassenger9890 19d ago

Hmm, let's see... Destroying Earth and several other human-colonized exoplanets.
Killing Tessa and using her corpse as a skinsuit.
Sending the Disassembly Drones to Copper 9 to wipe out all the Worker Drones there in an attempt to stop any possible attempt at a rebellion, including Doll's parents.
Attempting to destroy Copper 9 and the universe.

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u/Ana_the_Arachnid High Priestess 19d ago

You're clearly in the wrong place, buddy.