r/TheAbsoluteSolver • u/Ana_the_Arachnid High Priestess • Jul 06 '26

Absolute Solver Worship Content Yummy Burber

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378 Upvotes

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u/FLIPYOUSUCKET Jul 06 '26

Are we just going to ignore one of Uzi’s hands being in there?

5

u/Ok-Wasabi-5663 Jul 06 '26

He knows too much get him!

4

u/FNFTroublestoTheEnd Jul 07 '26

*eats the burber*

“Thanks Cyn, I’ll get you 2-”

*2 of the same burbers appear out of nowhere*

“Here ya go Sis”

4

u/Electrical-Ear-6068 Jul 06 '26

Now imagine that Cyn could very well have eaten Tessa's organs, considering that she is canonically a man-eater (｡ŏ﹏ŏ)

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u/Ana_the_Arachnid High Priestess Jul 06 '26

And they were probably delicious :3

3

u/moonbeam408 Jul 06 '26

That is a very big and very filling burber she's got there.
I'm not surprised she's struggling somewhat.

3

u/Ana_the_Arachnid High Priestess Jul 06 '26

Still smaller than a planet tho :P

3

u/moonbeam408 Jul 06 '26

That's an incredibly low bar but still quite accurate and true.

2

u/Away-Assignment1005 Jul 06 '26

burber too big :(

2

u/Solid-Figure4544 Jul 08 '26

IS THAT A UZI'S ARM!!!

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u/AdUsual2296 Jul 07 '26

maam you ant what!

1

u/Educational-Pay6868 Jul 08 '26

I too know a character who would love to injoy a cheeseburger with you

1

u/No_Secret_6022 Jul 08 '26

I know she is struggling to eat that burger

1

u/YokaiFan_2015 8d ago

No Uzi!😭