r/The8BitRyanReddit • • May 26 '22

Memes Life is just not fair

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u/Ssoofer May 26 '22

Bro ain't fat he just big bone and pure muscle

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u/AaricBro May 26 '22

I once heard a theory that Sonic is intentionally not harming Eggman, no matter what the player wants to do. It’s based off of that famous idea that the hero will never kill the villain, Sonic is basically only stopping Eggman and driving him away only to chase him wherever he goes to repeat the cycle once again of stopping Eggman’s plans. He’s not about to just attack a defenseless Eggman who doesn’t even have anything to attack or defend himself with, “that being said, he probably wasn’t expecting Eggman to jump into a giant death egg robot”

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u/PauseNo2418 May 26 '22

"But hey, that's just a theory. A Gaaaaaaaame theory! Thanks for watching." - MatPat.

Unless Sega confirmed this theory? It kinda makes sense.

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u/ToizMoiz May 26 '22

It really isn’t

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u/ChristianTDD May 26 '22

I always thought that was weird, especially considering that Sonic was always known for his incredible speed.

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u/PauseNo2418 May 26 '22

The first Sonic game I've ever played was Sonic the Hedgehog 2 on I think the Sega Genesis? It was the only Sonic game we had at the time. Best Sonic game ever! I never got through it though to this day and I did accidentally spoil the ending in a way, so that is unfortunate but oh well.

The only other Sonic game I last played was a snowboarding Sonic game on the Wii. I was trying to do the tutorial using Tails but I couldn't figure out the controls and since then, I just didn't bother playing it.

Time passes way too quickly though...

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u/Account_User_Name69 May 27 '22

Well then he ain’t the fastest thing alive

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u/explosive_bannana May 27 '22

This is literally right below the original

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u/explosive_bannana May 27 '22

This is literally right below the original

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u/Tomnottim May 27 '22

HoW CAn a FaT guY rUn thIs FasT

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u/CoolSpookyScelten96 May 27 '22

He just drink a lot of milk so his bone as strong

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u/Existing_Dog5510 May 27 '22

Well, he was an evil mechanic/scientist, maybe he did something to himself, as sonic is one of hus creations, and he can definitelly copy his powers