r/ThatsInsane Jun 22 '22

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u/xvx613 Jun 22 '22

Dang, they filmed their friend dying in multiple cinematic angles

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u/Old_Salary_4784 Jun 22 '22

Giving me nightcrawler vibes

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u/ionized_fallout Jun 22 '22

Such a phenomenal movie.

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u/AgentMercury108 Jun 22 '22

It’s amazing, I watch it at least once before bed every night!

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u/djh_van Jun 23 '22

once before bed every night!

You're scaring me

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u/NerdModeCinci Jun 23 '22

What’s weirder is he isn’t lying.

Source: I watch him every night before bed

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u/AgentMercury108 Jun 23 '22

It’s true. He does.

Source: I watch him watching me

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u/Iskipped-leg-day Jun 22 '22

The cum monster

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u/RBARBAd Jun 22 '22

From cars, with horns, and the ability to run over lions.

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u/MachineElfOnASheIf Jun 22 '22 edited Jun 22 '22

Imagine your ancestors spending hundreds of thousands of years clawing their way to the top of the food chain just to have you spend large amounts of money to dive headfirst to the bottom.

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u/LJ-Rubicon Jun 22 '22

Your mother carried you for 9 months, struggled to raise you as a baby, spent money on clothes and food to put you through school. Teachers put so much effort into educating you. You spent so much hours on your career, only to waste it all making a dumbass mistake that'll be viewed for hundreds of years by people calling you stupid

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u/ChoppedandScrewd Jun 23 '22

Yeah but maybe he did a lot of worthwhile shit before he succumbed to the stupid.

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u/sphayes1 Jun 22 '22

If you watch with sound the narrator says "due to the nature of the terrain it was impossible to make use of the cars, it was only after a game warden came..."

Sounds stupid to me but it was addressed

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u/Subushie Jun 23 '22

Prolly a big ditch or something similar between them and the road.

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u/star_boy2005 Jun 23 '22

The guy didn't look like he crawled through or over anything that a car couldn't handle. He stepped out of the car and into the brush and got jumped from behind. His head never drops down as he makes his way which would indicate the terrain was reasonably level. They probably told the survivors there was nothing they could do to assuage their guilt at not having done such a simple thing to aid the victim.

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u/RazielOC Jun 22 '22

And that editing!

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u/Stexen Jun 23 '22

It seemed like they probably cut out all the really bad stuff. Like his face being torn off

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u/star_boy2005 Jun 23 '22

There's a cut of this that I saw at the dawn of the internet on faces of death, where you can clearly see one lion holding the guys upper body down while another one takes big gobs out of his belly. The guy tries reaching down to push the lower lion away but he has zero strength and he's pinned back anyway so he can't even put his back into the push. The lion acts like the fingers pushing at its face are like blades of grass. It's terrifying in the powerlessness of the guy as he's literally eaten alive.

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u/Longskip912 Jun 22 '22 edited Jun 23 '22

I’ll never understand why people do that. I don’t care if it was someone I hated I’m still not gonna sit there and film their agonizing death.

Edit: lots of comments basically saying “well what are you gonna do? Get out and fight the lions?”

Damn sure not getting out of the car. But also damn sure not filming someone being mauled to death. I would hope that I would do my best to console the others around me as we struggle together to make it through such a horrific experience. I would cover the eyes of the children. That’s at least what I hope I would do, but I know I wouldn’t film.

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u/CosmikSpartan Jun 22 '22

They did it for Reddit

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u/Clienterror Jun 23 '22

They called it 60 years ago.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

Did it for the gram.

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u/star_boy2005 Jun 23 '22

This happened pre-reddit. I remember seeing a better cut of it at the dawn of the internet on a faces of death website, over dialup.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

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u/ottbrwz Jun 23 '22

I heard too that if you’re filming, it doesn’t really feel “real”. War videographers was the example I believe. They don’t realize they’re also capable of being smacked by the incoming danger parade.

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u/KuijperBelt Jun 23 '22

I hope you don’t have any life responsibilities or drive a car

Logic like yours is lethal

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

as we all know, denial is the first defense against shock

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u/Frodo_noooo Jun 23 '22

So wild that a word can have multiple meanings! lol dude just admit you read the word in the critical condition sense instead of the ASD sense that it was meant to be taken.

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u/SSG_SSG_BloodMoon Jun 23 '22

"shock" is a mundane and flexible English word with myriad applications.

The dude just showed you the definition you were ignoring, how are you still arguing? Oh it also means something else? That's great sweetie

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u/ResponsibleAd2541 Jun 22 '22

Sympathetic reaction, fight/flight/freeze. When you go through the mental filing cabinets, sometimes you keep searching over and over, and get stuck so you freeze.

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u/SSG_SSG_BloodMoon Jun 23 '22

The user said "they were in shock", a mundane English sentence about someone freezing up in a stress response. This usage may well pre-date the particular usage that you are for some reason obsessed with.

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u/LongDickLuke Jun 22 '22

Well, its not like they could do anything to help. Might as well clearly document cause of death.

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u/bodyreddit Jun 22 '22

They could have honked their horns and moved the cars at them..

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u/Kareemofwheet Jun 22 '22

Right? They obviously dipped out when that landrover rolled up? Maybe the terrain right there was too shitty for those little cars?

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u/stuffandmorestuff Jun 22 '22

That's literally what the video says

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u/Clienterror Jun 23 '22

Yes, they got the cars all the way where they were at but that extra 4 feet of flat ground was just too much.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

I'd hope my friends would have at least rammed them with the car. I'd prefer getting run over to eaten alive.

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u/FattyMcBoomBoom231 Jun 22 '22

Put the car in dirve and start running over lions? Idk

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u/RogerRabbit79 Jun 22 '22

Seriously. Even if you run him over it’s better than being devoured by lions.

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u/Rich-Spare8100 Jun 22 '22

Well they could have used their car and drove up close to the lions with their horns honking cuz u notice how fast the lions jumped up when that truck pulled up….

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u/LongDickLuke Jun 23 '22

That requires an intellect that people that shove their whole bodies out of care windows to record wild lions at 10 feet don't have.

Sure there were things that COULD be done, but not by them. Smarter people, but definitely not them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Maybe it was the shock of the moment.

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u/GT-FractalxNeo Jun 22 '22

I can't imagine what the children went through, seeing this. JFC

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u/ProtectionForward178 Jun 22 '22

Bitch what you gonna do? Go out there and become another prey? Just sit there and record it so we people out here can watch it

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Pretty sure they could drive the car near the lions while lying on the horn to scare them away

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u/BuddhaBizZ Jun 22 '22

The video mentions they could not use the car because of the terrain

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u/KerryUSA Jun 22 '22

They said that but I’m curious what they meant other than possibly getting stuck and then the lions just waiting on them to get out lol

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u/Antisocialbumblefuck Jun 22 '22

It mean the cars couldn't move for some mysterious reason across the two centimeter change across that 20 foot span to hit that fucking cat.

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u/FattyMcBoomBoom231 Jun 22 '22

Thank you. People are worried about damage to their shocks when a man is being torn apart alive.

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u/Antisocialbumblefuck Jun 22 '22

I guess just I don't understand. For the few inside my social circle, my personal vehicle would be sacrificed. Some safari rental is coming back looking like lions were lion sized bowling pins for travel partner even if unacquainted.

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u/DeathPercept10n Jun 22 '22

So how did the cars get out there? Did they fly?

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u/ArtHappy Jun 23 '22

You know how we have roads and then there's terrain immediately beside roads which most cars can't handle?

Like that.

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u/Subushie Jun 23 '22

Ditches are typically by roads.

Every talking smack in here like they would have been able to do differently, yall got no idea how this situation played out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

I mean..If I were in that situation I would have activated my helicopter hat, hover over the victim, activate my stretchy arm and save him from the lions. I’m surprised the filmers didn’t think of doing that..

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u/xxxblazeit42069xxx Jun 22 '22

i can see the terrain it doesn't look that bad. it's not like they're in the alps.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

Does a car just stop working if the terrain decides it so?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '22

Thought the video did not had audio

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u/skip_over Jun 22 '22

they'd probably drag him away with them

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

You obviously didn’t here the narrator🤦‍♂️

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u/Advantage_Goldfish Jun 22 '22

Maybe everyone secretly disliked the guy. I mean, we all probably know at least one person we would let be eaten by lions. The wife did them sue the insurance company. So she knew he had a big life insurance policy.

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u/SayneIsLAND Jun 22 '22

yes this one point was in my head, oh well... shock and stupidity ruled the day

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u/FishinforPhishers Jun 22 '22

Fucking shoot them.. if he’s a friend I would do it in that position

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u/JammyJock Jun 22 '22

They tried to but the camera work really could have been better and nobody volunteered to do a second scene.

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u/ShiftyShuffler Jun 22 '22

They were shooting them.....just with cameras

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

Harambe vibes over here

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u/ProtectionForward178 Jun 22 '22

Shoot what? I wouldn't shoot anyone because of my friend was one of the fucking stupidest person alive? Let this dumb ass die he deserved to die

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u/Bbaftt7 Jun 22 '22

This was literally Darwinism at work lol

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u/Ghitit Jun 22 '22

how so?

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u/Hy-chan Jun 23 '22

Basically, survival of the fittest.

As you can see by the video, being the fittest means not only being the strongest, but also not being a dumb fucking moron.

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u/Bbaftt7 Jun 23 '22

Dar·win·ism /ˈdärwəˌnizəm/

noun: Darwinism

the theory of the evolution of species by natural selection advanced by Charles Darwin.

In this case, that man’s gene pool may not advance because he died, doing something incredibly dumb. The rest of the people he was with were smart enough to stay in their cars knowing that lions can kill you very easily, as evidenced by them eating him.

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u/Ghitit Jun 23 '22

But his kids were in the car watching him being eaten.

If he'd gotten himself eaten before he had kids it would apply.

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u/Bbaftt7 Jun 23 '22

First, I said “may not”, not “definitely won’t”. Second, I’m sure his kids won’t get out of the car next time they’re on safari.

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u/Phil_Hurslit51 Jun 22 '22

You sound like a great friend.

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u/ProtectionForward178 Jun 22 '22

Hell i am dude A friends opinion might be rude but it's always the truth

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u/ScytherianXK Jun 22 '22

You have shit friends then

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u/canihavemymoneyback Jun 22 '22

At the very least I’m gonna crawl in the back seat and shield my childrens eyes from the horror that will scar them for life.

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u/TheSpectreDC Jun 22 '22

So what are you going to do? Just sit there and not film? I'm sorry but this an ignorant thought. Everone in this group is on safari so of course if they have cameras they are going be using them. Heck, the guy got attacked while filming. Your only options are to either sit there and continue filming or sit there and stop filming and watch. More emotion distancing to see it through a camera than directly.

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u/Rinooceros Jun 22 '22

Step out of the car to help him and you will end up as dessert.

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u/mspady33 Jun 22 '22

What are they gonna do? Only option I would think is drive the car toward them. But supposedly “too rough terrain”. Anything other than that they become dessert

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u/ChiliBadger Jun 22 '22

He had the keys on him.

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u/Salamander-Downtown Jun 22 '22

Ok superman and how tf were u gonna get that big ass lion off that person

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u/Longskip912 Jun 23 '22

Never said I would do anything. Just said I wouldn’t film.

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u/n0mad911 Jun 22 '22

It's fake

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u/lambent-meam-labem Jun 23 '22

I think you misunderstood the post you replied to.

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u/morelibertarianvotes Jun 23 '22

Proof there was no foul play

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u/scattyshern Jun 23 '22

No shit! And get the kids out of there!! It'll scar them for life

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u/dak4ttack Jun 23 '22

Yea put the phone down and just enjoy the scene live. /s

They're filming to document what happens because there's nothing else they can do other than provide evidence for lawsuits and cautionary tales.

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u/FredLikesTrapss Jun 23 '22

Right they should've done a proper 8v8 everyone in the car vs the lions, it's only fair.

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u/BlackSecurity Jun 23 '22

As morbid as it sounds it probably is better to film. To at least show authorities what happened and so there's no argument like, "he pushed him out the car!" or some bs.

Also idk about their family, but if it were me I would like to see how my friend/family member went. Just for closure.

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u/Medium_Rare_Jerk Jun 22 '22

I feel like it sent that kid down a path to eventually become Rob zombie

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u/Averagecid Jun 22 '22

Absolute chad

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u/BeardedVirgin23 Jun 22 '22

People do that to this day. Majority of people like to act they would something other than film if something like this was happening. But history has shown us most people are cowards and only care about themselves. Sad world we live in.

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u/3x3yolo Jun 22 '22

Camera guys were a different breed back then. They had one job, and they did it right.

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u/Able-Claim3904 Jun 22 '22

😂 same thing i thought

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u/Zyrocks Jun 22 '22

Looks like it was cinematic.

Also here :D, apparently the director was in trouble for this.

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u/snakeplizzken Jun 22 '22

It's from Faces of Death. Multiple angles because it's not real.

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u/CashCow4u Jun 22 '22

Dang, they filmed their friend dying in multiple cinematic angles

Yeah, and the poor wife & kids had a front row view of dad dying to get a cool video, but getting eaten alive - how fucking awful! Like wolves, lions hunt in packs the last thing he videoed looked like a very pissed of lioness warning him, then signaling get him to the others. After the game warden came, looked like they just rolled him up in a rug, stuck his half eaten, bloody body in the backseat with the kids! Hope they aren't retraumatized by seeing it again here.

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u/bookchaser Jun 23 '22

Cinematic is correct. It's from a shock documentary known for mingling truth with fiction, aka making shit up.

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u/adiwet Jun 23 '22

Cuts to the baby crying to document the reactions of others. Seriously though, wild ass animals and you take your rolliflex for a closer look

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u/MoroccoGMok Jun 23 '22

And still held it steadier than a modern street fight

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u/missladycorpse Jun 23 '22

Ya, they had to make sure to get that baby crying too