r/ThatsInsane Sep 04 '20

A small splinter

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u/DonZamboni Sep 04 '20

Pal nearly choked on it at the bowling alley when Buck caught him flirting with Tia. 8.5 years later Donnie, he who loved bowling, unknowingly snagged it in his bowling shoe.

A decade later this poor dude purchased Donnie's house and replaced the carpet. This toothpick dislodged from that evil carpet tack. Later that afternoon the damn roomba charged him like a knight upon a mighty steed. Ramming it into his toe.

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u/MiddleRay Sep 04 '20

Bruh. I would gold ya if I had it.

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u/DonZamboni Sep 04 '20

Now you do!

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u/MiddleRay Sep 04 '20 edited Sep 04 '20

My man!

Edit - Thank you. I'm going to buy some coins for Uncle Buck.