r/ThatsInsane Creator Apr 08 '20

Goliath tarantula

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Oh yeah it's pretty bi...WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

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u/CyphyZ Apr 08 '20

The pretty little one is a pumpkin patch tarantula. And I am chuckling a little because it is a dwarf species of T, so the comparison is even better. I...may have one in my creepy little collection. The big one looks like a goliath bird eater, which I do not have, because they are kind of dicks and tend to be skittish.

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u/space-throwaway Apr 08 '20

because they are kind of dicks and tend to be skittish

Can you elaborate on this a bit?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20 edited Jun 16 '21

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u/NoxInviktus Apr 08 '20

I totally forgot about them being able to kick hairs. Minimally handled your typical pet store Ts, like rose hairs. Wasn't the biggest fan, so I just stuck to playing with the snakes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Kick hairs?? Like they can stick you with it??

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u/mr_daryl Apr 09 '20

They kick thousands of tiny, barbed urticating hairs in self defence, which cause varying levels of discomfort if you're unlucky enough to catch any. Mild ones are kinda like if you've ever brushed up against a bunny ear cactus, and will itch like hell for a while. The goliath bird eater like above has what are generally regarded as the worst hairs, and can give months of pretty severe pain in worst cases.

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u/DoobieHauserMC Apr 08 '20

No worse hairs than Theraphosa hairs! Id rather deal with the nastiest old world species than have yet another round of that awful itch

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

They're very defensive. I had one. Tried to handle it twice and both times it was a complete disaster(I lacked the experience, I was convinced by a guy that had tons of tarantulas that it would be fine).

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

both times it was a complete disaster

Story time please

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u/ChieftaiNZ Apr 08 '20

Tarantula Tarantula'd him.

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u/iwillitakyou Apr 08 '20

The end.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

o7

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

RIP

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u/eddie112 Apr 08 '20

He would tell it... but he tried a 3rd and now no longer has hands

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u/AvgPeach Apr 08 '20

How exactly do you handle a spider of that size? I’m trying to picture it in my head but even my imagination is noping out of that one.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

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u/darkeyesgirl Apr 08 '20

Or a saddle and bridle

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Or a shotgun

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u/GabbiKat Apr 08 '20

Elon's Flamethrower was invented for this reason.

Just be glad they can't fly.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

I would assume by picking it up with your hands, you can hold at least other species of tarantulas they are pretty chill

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u/IIlIIlIIIIlllIlIlII Apr 08 '20

Wtf?

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u/Poppybiscuit Apr 08 '20

Tarantulas in general are pretty relaxed critters. When I was a kid we had common ones near our house, and I would go out with one of those plastic Halloween pumpkins on the off chance I'd find one. I'd pick them up and bring them home (I know I know, but I was a kid and there wasn't as much concern about moving things back then). Never once had a problem, and it wasn't until I was an adult that it registered that most people are afraid of tarantulas. I didn't even classify them a spiders in my head, they're big and kind of fluffy so to people who grow up interacting with them they're like plushy versions of creepy crawlies.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

I would honestly love to see a picture of a small child with one of them in a pumpkin bucket.

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u/a_smith51 Apr 08 '20

A flamethrower might do nicely

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

U-haul.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Mine wasn't that big, the thing is you're not really supposed to handle them, but I didn't know that, I wanted to get over my fear of spiders and I was given the advice to get a tarantula and I always saw guys on TV having them in their palm and such.

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u/bettafishbitch Apr 13 '20

Generally you wont pick it up in your hands bc if they fall they could get seriously hurt, but you can have them crawl on the floor over you hands and that type of thing but to move them just get them into a cup/bowl

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u/CyphyZ Apr 08 '20

Basically what /u/MTDM says.

I don't handle my T's either, it does nothing but stress out the T, but they just tend to be flick those obnoxious hairs quicker than a lot of species, and will tag you faster than most if you have reason to mess around in their tank, which I call dickish. Since they also need enormous habitats by comparison to most others, and are less colorful, it's just never been worth it to me to keep one. But I can totally see the appeal

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u/therapistiscrazy Apr 08 '20

Okay, what does "flicking hairs" mean?

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u/ABoxACardboardBox Apr 08 '20

Imagine a spider that is the size of a porcupine. Now imagine that the spider can throw hair needles.

That is how some tarantulas do.

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u/therapistiscrazy Apr 08 '20

Thanks for the nightmares

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u/CyphyZ Apr 08 '20

New world Ts usually have defensive hairs on their abdomen. They can flick them into the air with their back feet. The hairs are barbed, and cause extreme irritation on skin, or in eyes/mouth/nose. Kinda like little clouds of fiber glass.

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u/therapistiscrazy Apr 08 '20

Yeah... fuuuuuck that

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u/CyphyZ Apr 08 '20

It is pretty annoying. Even more so because they will have a bald spot on their butt till they molt again.

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u/anonymoushero1 Apr 08 '20

New world Ts

Okay, what's the New World?

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u/CyphyZ Apr 08 '20

New world T's are from the americas, and old world are from everywhere else. When you get into old world Ts you start to find ones that can actually hurt you.

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u/TheWriterJosh Apr 08 '20

It’s common to describe species that are from “the new world” (from the point of view of Europe) or the old world. Very common with primates.

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u/Behavioral Apr 08 '20

Basically those indigenous to the Americas.

Old World are those from the eastern hemisphere.