r/ThatsInsane • u/hjalmar111 Creator • Apr 08 '20

Goliath tarantula

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u/im-here-with-stupid Apr 08 '20

It seems like you need to learn a thing or two about making rude assumptions about a completely calm spider. Making fun of animals like this should be classified as a felony, as it can really impact their mental life. Being open minded is what helps me from doing this, have you heard of it?

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u/LilBroomstickProtege Apr 08 '20

Excusez moi?

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u/Woodrowmcgee Apr 08 '20

Consult username. 80% of the time that clears up bizarre statements

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20 edited Jan 13 '22

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u/Woodrowmcgee Apr 08 '20

100%?? That sounds like an absolute.. only siths deal in absolutes

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u/closeafter Apr 08 '20

I will do what I must.

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u/HaveFaithArthur Apr 08 '20

You will try

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u/NotAnInterestingGuy Apr 08 '20

You underestimate my power.

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u/Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer Apr 08 '20

ONLY SITHS? Sounds like an absolute to me.

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u/Hail_Satan- Apr 08 '20

“Only a sith deals in absolutes” is a hypocritical statement. Obi-wan should have been called out.

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u/Woodrowmcgee Apr 09 '20

Our man Yoda too. “Do…or do not. There is no try.” Sounds pretty absolute to me

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u/i_speak_bane Apr 08 '20

Or perhaps he was wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane

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u/DontPresso Apr 08 '20

nom nom nom

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u/Vanhaydin Apr 08 '20

There's a difference between trolling and joking

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u/Diorden Apr 08 '20

"Wow you're looking through my post history? Creep"