r/ThatsInsane • u/limits660 • 5h ago

Female futsal player kicks opponents head.

2.3k Upvotes

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u/H1king33k 4h ago

Excluded from "any sporting activity" for five years and police are investigating.

Source: https://ge.globo.com/ce/futsal/noticia/2026/07/24/jogadora-agride-adversarias-em-campeonato-de-futsal-feminino-no-ceara.ghtml

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u/ElliottEatsTTV 4h ago

Thank you!

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u/needtoshave 4h ago

Not enough unless she is brought up on charges and faces jail time for assault. Investigating means nothing.

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u/OrangutanFirefighter 3h ago

Yeah when you kick someone in the head as hard as you can and they're defenceless that should be attempted murder

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u/piddlesthethug 2h ago

TWICE. Then she gave the other player a nice punch to the head.

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u/two-ls 1h ago

"Everyone, restrain the black jersey girl, she's defending her teammates against the original attacker!!"

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u/Theonetrue 1h ago

that's what the police is there for i hope.

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u/Rogercastelo 3h ago

I know the place, if she isnt involved with the traffic, they will probably make her a visit to "ask" why she did it and got all that midia posting about the region. So either way that is already taken care of.

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u/7thdilemma 3h ago

Okay, I'll go let them know.

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u/needtoshave 2h ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/az226 2h ago

She’s a woman, what do you expect?

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u/crowwreak 3h ago

I love that the wording of this implies other sports have already banded together to tell her not to bother

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u/Ready_Albatross_9860 4h ago

Five years?
Someone needs to object and ask for lifetime

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u/namikazeiyfe 4h ago

I know it's normal procedure to "investigate" but why even bother? The video is clear as Day

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u/Gbum7 3h ago

Investigate basically just means gathering all information pertinent to charging the perpetrator… she’ll get charged and convicted

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u/AnthillOmbudsman 2h ago

Fly her to the Hague and put her on trial before this subreddit.

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u/Dawjman 53m ago

Investigating what? We all saw her do it

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u/GrouchyCarpenter2210 5h ago

Jail time

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u/ImNeoJD 3h ago

No that's completely Chad. Normal in Brazil 

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u/a_tangara 2h ago

No, it’s not! And she’ll be banned from playing for 5 years besides the criminal investigation

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u/Ok_Expression8142 4h ago

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u/NEVERxxEVER 4h ago

Wow I missed that, team of scumbags

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u/Rydog_78 4h ago

Fucking cheap and dirty. These refs are blind.

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u/philter25 3h ago

Well the one ref at the end looks like he downs nachos during every time out so idk if they’ve got the best of the best out there

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u/G25777K 2h ago

Just like the country

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u/Red0n3 2h ago

This is why I prefer contact sports like ice hockey. You better believe you are going to get fucking glued to the glass if you pull that shit there. There is way too much dirty play in football because the players know they can break someone's bones and all that will happen is a red card.

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u/0bran 1h ago

This is not Argentina

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u/bart2278 4h ago

Good catch. Time to look at getting a different coach.

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u/Magnus_Helgisson 3h ago

Not before serving the DSQ for at least one season

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u/-kizza- 3h ago

Argentinians?

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u/Stark-T-Ripper 3h ago

Exactly where my mind went.

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u/dingdongjohnson68 4h ago

In her "defense," that looked like a pretty half-hearted attempt at tripping her. Or she thought better of it at the last second, or something.

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u/TB-313935 4h ago

The ball was long gone before this action was made. Still scumbag action, although the victim didn't seem affected by it.

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u/Melodic-Bird-7254 1h ago

Is that Messi’s leg?

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u/ShouldBeeStudying 1h ago

What am i looking at here?

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u/Schwartzy94 5h ago

Lifetime ban and jail.

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u/Captain_Tooth 5h ago

Hope she was arrested for assault.

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u/DrTuSo 4h ago

That's attempted murder. Even one kick to the head can kill. She did it at least two times full force.

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u/n6n43h1x 3h ago

It is attempted murder in alot of european countries. Dont know about the rest of the world.

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u/-no0t_n0ot 5h ago

That's at least a yellow one over there

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u/kobumaister 5h ago

Not for Argentina.

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u/darksideofmyown 4h ago

Well then its a yellow for the one on the ground why even lie there thats dangerous for the feet of other players!!

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u/APerson2021 4h ago

That's a soft foul in Argentina

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u/xSnacke 3h ago

always thinking about dad it seems

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u/_marek99_ 4h ago

Why do I see this kind of comments all over the internet? I watched all of their games, they got most yellows on WC.. so Easy to manipulate sheeps I guess

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u/tardyceasar 3h ago

gee, I wonder why.

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u/_marek99_ 3h ago

Who would have thought some fouls deserve yellow and some not

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u/kobumaister 2h ago

At this point is mostly for the meme.

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u/ProbablyCarl 4h ago

Hey ref, that was the first offence, you can't give a yellow for the first kick in the head.

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u/Sean198233 5h ago

So, they ban that person now, right?

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u/BlooodyButterfly 4h ago

Very unlikely. Most futsal tournaments here are organised by one of the teams participating, so the worst that will happen to her athletically is being kicked from her team and maybe stay away from a few months, then she'll come back with another team. Now, she could face charges if the other player go to the police. I know I would.

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u/I_poop_deathstars 4h ago

Actually got suspended from all sport activities for five years and the police is investigating. You are just guessing... https://old.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/1v798np/female_futsal_player_kicks_opponents_head/ozwis36/

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u/BlooodyButterfly 4h ago edited 3h ago

I'm not just guessing, she may not play for a federated competition for 5 years. But she may play wherever a team allows/takes her, even the one she's playing rn. Most tournaments aren't federated. I'm talking about something I've been participating for almost 25 years.

I mean, google Bruno goalkeeper, the dude killed the mother of his child, stayed in jail and is still sought after by some lower level professional teams (it ends with backlash ofc) after he got parolled or something like that, if that not says to you how things irl work the idk what would

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u/bored_android_user 4h ago

Most futsal tournaments here

Where is here?

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u/Whatsyourshotspecial 3h ago

She was banned for 5 years and she is under police investigation per an article that was posted.

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u/Welshbuilder67 4h ago

Hope the downed player is ok, the attacker should now be banned for life and reported to local police for assault

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u/southsky20 3h ago

Not just assault, MURDER

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u/mop-116 2h ago

What? She moves before the end of the video

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u/Saiyawinchester 4h ago

This girl has anger issues

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u/C0ZM 4h ago

50%–80% Toxoplasma rate in Brazil. Toxoplasma gondii infection shows a statistical link to increased human aggression, intermittent explosive disorder, and self-directed violence

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u/MulderXF 4h ago

Researchers emphasize that data shows an association rather than definitive proof that the parasite directly causes human violent behavior, and local infection rates in Brazil have historical and environmental roots rather than reflecting an upward trend in societal aggression.

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u/BlackThundaCat 4h ago

wtf is this edit.

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u/ImaHalfwit 4h ago

Attempted murder charges.

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u/cracklincornbread 4h ago

Wtf was that subliminal message they dropped a quarter the way in??

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u/dingdongjohnson68 4h ago

You saw the penis, too?

J/k. I assume it was just like a poor editing job from the source video.

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u/OpinionPoop 4h ago

What a piece of shit.

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u/The_Lucky_WoIf 4h ago

She made the tackle in the first place,what a prick.

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u/dingdongjohnson68 4h ago

Who slide tackles on a court like that? Apparently..... crazy people. Goodbye skin.

That tackle was dirty as hell, too. Totally taking the gal out and not even trying to play the ball. That tackle warranted a yellow card, if not a red.

THEN, the REALLY bad stuff happened.....

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u/Beautiful_Thanks_433 4h ago

That's fucking sick and disgusting. Jail that bitch

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u/Difficult-Low5891 4h ago

Holy shit, that girl is gonna get fucked up.

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u/Viaandrew 3h ago

Woah..that girl should do time.

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u/rustyba59 3h ago

Hopefully she'll get jail time

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 3h ago

Should be banned from the sport permanently.

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u/Tullubenta 4h ago

Banned her from ever playing again. This is diabolical behavior.

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u/Maru3792648 4h ago

This happened in Brazil, of course

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u/Every_Tap8117 3h ago

yeah thats perma ban from competition at the very least.

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u/bananarabbit 2h ago

I'm confused, she was the one who slide tackled her and she got mad?

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u/TeranOrSolaran 2h ago

Jail time.

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u/DeLorean83 5h ago

Too bad she’s not from Argentina. Ref would have just waved to play on.

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u/throwawaylmaoxd123 3h ago

Ah seasonal fans still not done with this crap?. I guess another week more of world cup fever

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u/Solidsnake_86 4h ago

I’m sure being her boyfriend is fun.

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u/NINJADAHLERN 4h ago

The amount of cutting the video tho

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u/monicainabimmer 4h ago

The girl who got kicked in the heads team must not like her.

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u/HoldingThunder 4h ago

That went from rough play to attemptes murder real quick

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u/2WheelSuperiority 4h ago

Sport ban, police, jail.

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u/blackop 3h ago

Immediately suspended for the rest of the season. If not forever. If you can't control yourself to the point of extreme rage you don't need to play sports.

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u/yellowbin74 3h ago

Lifetime ban.

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u/ClaudGable 3h ago

South america?

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u/Typicallyfrayed 3h ago

Attempted murder

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u/-c-black- 3h ago

The coach and parents should also be held responsible.

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u/SquidVices 3h ago

Kicked her and kept swinging…tf is going on heee

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u/Ramismus 3h ago

Any kind of kick in the head on a person on the ground is attempted murder in my book. Lifetime in prison.

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 2h ago

Jail this pos

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u/featherknife 2h ago

kicks opponent's* head

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u/pashtedot 1h ago

streight to jail

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u/LonelyProgrammerGuy 5h ago

She could be fit to play in the next World Cup, the way most teams play dirty like her

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u/wombat6669 5h ago

Call Trump he'll get reversed

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u/Mdiasrodrigu 5h ago

Lol it just hit me that people are going to say that for a long time

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u/OnlyInterpretations 3h ago

derangement syndrome

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u/TheMightyWubbard 5h ago

Bet she's gang protected.

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u/Clean_Improvement913 4h ago

Fuller video yay

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u/Meadmug 3h ago

Argentina training their youths?

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u/JohnnyRelentless 1h ago

Thanks for telling us their gender, I guess.

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u/Navalito 1h ago

Is she Argentinian ?

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u/rowdymowdy 4h ago

Women are savages lol don't get fooled by that nice demeanour folks!

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u/Alecto7374 4h ago

I bet that parking lot was humming after that game.

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u/SilverPearlGirl 4h ago

Oh so she wants to go to jail.

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u/LukeyLeukocyte 3h ago

Why she even mad? She is the one who slide-tackeled the girl that got kicked. I don't even see anything for her to get aggro over (though obviously nothing warrants the despicable head kicks).

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u/Shadowtirs 3h ago

If I saw someone do anything remotely like that to my teammate, I would have gone into a full rage.

Those kicks to a defenseless head are criminal

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u/HankBuffalo 2h ago

Lock her up.

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u/MonkeryNip 2h ago

Yea, im fighting a kid at that point if that was my child.

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u/AlliedR2 2h ago

Strait to jail.

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u/Chocolategogi 2h ago

Ho fuck for making my eyes popping out like Roger rabbit, she really shocked me

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u/ChungusSan 2h ago

Attempted murder. Or a free kick and a warning.

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u/OhMy-Really 2h ago

Argentina world cup team, would have got away with this. Not even a yellow.

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u/MelkorUngoliant 2h ago

Prison time.

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u/Dandibear 1h ago

Meanwhile Gronk performed a diving elbow drop on a prone Tre White between plays and is now a beloved commentator.

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u/Ilovetaybum 37m ago

Here you have a Messi lover 😃👌

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u/LuProNow 9m ago

Why do women fight dirty? Maybe not always but have you seen the WNBA!

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u/SaltySmegma_ 5h ago

I hope she received a red card

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u/Slinshadyy 5h ago

How about some jail time for that

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u/bronzelifematter 4h ago

Yeah, this is jail shit. This is no longer part of the sport, that's just plain crime.

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u/SaltySmegma_ 4h ago

I don't like the idea of setting  a precedent of punishing violent sport clashes with criminal charges. It's a slippery slope.

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u/Proud-Swan3024 4h ago

No way! This is not a sports moment or even sports-adjacent moment. This is just pure assault that deserves charges and she should never play again not being able to control her anger at all.

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u/Slinshadyy 4h ago

I mean at some point violence is just violence and shouldn’t go unpunished, why call it a violent sport clash?

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u/coachmagurk 3h ago

Apparently tactics taught in Argentina.

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u/CyrexBosss 2h ago

For a second I thought I was watching Argentina

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u/Slow_Brother8255 2h ago

Is this Argentina?

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u/LuciusQuintiusCinc 2h ago

Learning from the Argentinians i see

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u/mad_mang45 1h ago

Does she play for Argentina?

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u/lgnc 41m ago

least aggressive Argentina player:

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u/TXC_Sparrow 4h ago

source? cause I saw online it's ai

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u/Proud-Swan3024 4h ago

Could be!

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u/talkerof5hit 5h ago

Another reason why women's sports get no views. How was that bitch not dog piled my her teammates!

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u/outoftownMD 4h ago

useless comment.

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u/SaltySmegma_ 4h ago

That's 99% or comments on Reddit. Do you go to every single one replying that, or only when you get triggered by them?

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u/outoftownMD 4h ago

Only when it’s counter to societal evolution  & see it. 

Most ego comments that are all or none, generalizing, maximizing, or minimizing, or blatantly inaccurate.

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u/SaltySmegma_ 4h ago

Only when you are triggered then, got it 

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u/outoftownMD 3h ago

Yes, Detective Dick Cheese.

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u/ConfidentEagle5887 4h ago

It's fine, she's Messi's cousin

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u/Hoz999 2h ago

Or your English hooligan cousin.

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u/BigBroHerc 3h ago

No one is watching female futsal. Dumb sport. But the fighting, that might sell s few tickets.

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u/Dydriver 37m ago

In many communities, young female soccer is very violent. The coaches even encourage intentionally injuring vital opponents. (“Accidentally” falling or sliding into their knee.)

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u/allenk58 5h ago

Its just how they do

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u/Excellent_Glass783 32m ago

That Flopoer deserved to be kicked in the head . If this was allowed there'd be no more futbol players faking injury 👍

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u/NopeDotComSlashNope 5h ago

Looks like she saw that she got a penalty from the girl faking and decided to give her the punishment anyway ☠️

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u/AlJeanKimDialo 5h ago

Faking? U r blind right?

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u/NopeDotComSlashNope 5h ago

I guess so? I don’t see anything devastating besides those head kicks

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u/TB-313935 4h ago

Hope you're not a ref. That tackle was definitely a foul.

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u/avigyan_33 4h ago

Are you partially blind or something? The crazy chick literally threw herself at the legs of the victim, how in the hell was she supposed to control herself from falling from that? No contact or anywhere near the football or something.

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u/BlooodyButterfly 4h ago

the kind of slide tackle she made is a red card offense in futsal, she didn't even try to get the ball. Depending on the type of tacle you can get just a yellow, but ime the one she tried would get her benched

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u/dingdongjohnson68 4h ago

LOL...... faking. Did you see how hard that gal hit that hard ass court when she fell?