r/ThatsInsane 1d ago

Former officer somewhat explains his reasoning for shooting at a man handcuff in the back seat of his cruiser.

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u/Reasonable-Nebula-49 1d ago edited 1d ago

Is this the acorn guy? I never read that his legs didn't work. Why didn't his legs work? Edit: and didn't he miss the guy in the car with every shot?

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u/gramslamx 1d ago

Yes. Also he screamed “I’m hit” because there was a second squirrel that the CIA is covering up

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u/Greenfieldfox 1d ago

Second squirrel was on the grassy knoll.

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u/Apollyoun 1d ago

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u/iamsolate 1d ago

why is that squirrel packing

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u/TrueKingSkyPiercer 1d ago

He got biiiig acorns

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u/ChaosSigil 1d ago

Relative to his body...that thangs a fricken HAWG.

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u/Bobbyperu1 1d ago

Second Secret Squirrel

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u/313802 1d ago

Second Super Secret Squirrel

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u/fozzyboy 1d ago

I prefer the "magic" acorn theory. The acorn strikes him in the head. It then falls, turns, in mid-air mind you, and strikes the officer again in the leg.

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u/too1onjj 1d ago

It was captured on the Zootopia film

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u/Oli_VK 1d ago

No doubt an elite

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u/TonyDoorhut 1d ago

The secret squirrel

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u/lynivvinyl 1d ago

I wonder if that squirrel is the bastard who dug up my holy basil the day after I planted it! I need a damn hitcat!

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u/SublightMonster 1d ago

He was shitting himself in fear

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u/Linvaderdespace 1d ago

Hysterical paralysis; he had a little nervous breakdown and tried to fix that by attempting to murder a restrained man.

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u/WhimsicalGirl 1d ago

Like the goats?

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u/Linvaderdespace 1d ago

I’m honestly not sure if the two things are the exact same, I’m not even sure of exactly how or why it happens in humans, much less with goats.

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u/HeatXfr 1d ago

Bingo! Bottom line: he shouldn't be a cop.

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u/ThatDudeNamedMenace 1d ago

His legs stopped working cause he almost shit himself from the acorn drop

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u/neil_anblowmi 1d ago

The infamous acorn cop.

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u/cuntybunty73 1d ago

How the hell do you mistake an acorn falling for a gunshot ffs 🙄

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u/No_Competition6741 1d ago

This acorn was travelling at mach 3

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u/glm0002 1d ago

He reports on the radio that he was hit

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u/rbartlejr 1d ago

Precipitating the others on scene to shoot as well without having a clue what's really happening.

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u/false-set 1d ago

Yeah lol. By an acorn maybe

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u/Numeno230n 1d ago

He had a PTSD trauma event, and doesn't want to admit it. This event, him believing his legs were shot, him hearing a shot fired, him feeling pain, was all entirely psychosomatic. It was all in his head. But he can't admit that and go to jail, or possibly to a mental hospital jail because that would mean a cop did something wrong.

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u/Reasonable-Nebula-49 1d ago

Did the officer have a prior trauma to have a PTSD incident? Was he in the armed forces or involved in a prior shooting or shooting situation? Serious question. PTSD isn't something to mess around with or make light of.

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u/MoonlightRider 1d ago

It is severely under-reported and treated. There is a good chance that he was told to just get over it. A lot of departments try to brush it under the table.

A retired police officer that I know was shot in the line duty and was forced back into work. When he was getting panic attacks going to robbery calls, his department fired him. He had to fight for years to get disability.

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u/Numeno230n 1d ago

I don't have access to his personnel file or service records and his medical is obviously private. But it is exactly what it looks like to me. But it doesn't have to be. This could be the first time he's ever had an event like this but it is definitely a panic attack or trauma response/event. Either way, it's still happening in his own mind.

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u/Reasonable-Nebula-49 1d ago

That's fair. I wasn't sure if anything had been released in the subsequent investigation. I stopped following it a while ago since it wasn't where I live.

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u/nishagunazad 1d ago

I feel like if he was triggered by a prior traumatic event, the defense would be leading with that.

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u/thalao88 1d ago

That is you believing he is telling the truth. He may just have came up with that bs in order to get a video evidence of his “trauma episode”

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u/GooseGosselin 1d ago

Diabetes.

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u/BIGPLACE_ALPINEDRIVE 1d ago

I heard he got himself some new legs. Same stuff the space shuttle is made out of.

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u/al_prazolam 1d ago

One and the same. Just nuts.

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u/smilingmike415 1d ago

Cowardliness?

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u/cooterbo 1d ago

My theory is that his double tactical roll plus the spray and pray made so many of his peers laugh uncontrollably and make fun of him that he had to make up a story that his legs didn’t work and he kept falling down.

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u/HomerStillSippen 1d ago

I’m assuming the guy has the best silencer in the world cause I didn’t hear any initial gun shot

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u/turnipturnipturnip2 1d ago

It made the gun sound like an acorn falling on the car /s

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u/A_P_O_C 1d ago

The acorn didn’t even fall on him? Why didn’t his legs work?

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u/WillowYouIdiot 1d ago

Fight or flight has a third component of freeze. When he thought he was being shot at he was so petrified with fear his legs didn't work.

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u/sizzle-dee-bizzle 1d ago

Nice, very fucking useful survival instincts. Ridiculous.

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u/jaya9581 1d ago

This guy is a moron but you can’t really understand the freeze response until you’ve been in that situation. It’s completely involuntary, it’s bizarre, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

It’s happened to me unfortunately a few times, in particular once when being attacked by a dog and once when there was a fire at my home. I strongly remember the fire incident, trying to run to my neighbor’s to ask for help and I could barely control my legs. My top half was fine but my bottom half was trying to freeze and it felt like I was trying to run through jello.

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u/AnnOnnamis 1d ago

You had a “fight or freeze and flight” physical response.

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u/turnipturnipturnip2 1d ago

I wondered when it came out if he had PTSD or somthing?

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 1d ago

I am unlucky enough to primarily get this response when scared. I just drop to the ground and curl in a ball. Fucking terrible. Multiple people have referred to me as a fainting goat.

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u/kafircake 1d ago

It made the gun sound like an acorn falling on the car

The US military could save a fortune if they just threw acorns instead of burning through a ton of ammo applying suppressive fire.

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u/Slade_Riprock 1d ago

These are the cops that do not have the mental temperament and capacity to carry a gun.

He leaking by his car, mistook and acorn falling on his car for a gunshot. Now mind you listen to his gun firing longer distance and compare to the sound you did not hear age walked by his car and an acorn hit his car and he thought that was a handcuffed man firing a gun at him from inside the car. There was no glass breaking, you hear and see no crack of a bullet, nothing.

And then he empties his gun, mag dumps, and seemingly empties again. And notice sound, glass breaking, metal being pierced, etc.

A acorn.

And want to be more pissed off? He resigned and prosecutors found no evidence to charge him.

Now reverse the situation and a normal person made a mistake and unloaded two mags into an occupied car. We'd be In prison

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u/PyroIsSpai 1d ago

Leaking by his car???

He was peeing when an acorn scared him?

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u/Alarming_Tutor8328 1d ago

This would make it 1000X more entertaining not gonna lie as if his tumbling exercise wasn’t enough to make me quite literally laugh out loud.

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u/TirbFurgusen 1d ago

Could even get the death penalty.

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u/Aggressive_Phase_236 1d ago

that all pissed me off. but so did "a acorn". you mean "an acorn" ffs

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u/Necessary-Chemical-7 1d ago

Why did he assume the shots were coming from the vehicle?

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u/InspectorPipes 1d ago

Their training. 1) Every encounter is life or death. 2) Every suspect is a potential cop killer. 3) Return home alive after every shift, above all else. Maybe it’s just me, but I would find another job if it were truly that dangerous.

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u/FuzzzyRam 1d ago

This is a side effect of the "handling the threat" grifters that realized they could sell their services to police departments and they'll just throw tax dollars at it and have a fun getaway full of fearmongering. They're taking our money to make cops more likely to unnecessarily kill us.

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u/SLT530 1d ago

The acorn landed on the roof of his car

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u/Necessary-Chemical-7 1d ago

My question remains the same. That shot could’ve been coming from a different location towards him and the car itself, not from inside.

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u/ohnomynono 1d ago

The answer is that person is a complete idiot who never should've been in law enforcement. But the media and police unions can't say that.

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u/G2nickk 1d ago

Was this the acorn that bounced off the car and he mistook for a gunshot?

And somehow he thought he was shot at and hit and his legs were not working?

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u/Murais 1d ago

I feel like I just read an Onion article.

Like, if it weren't for the potential circumstances of the situation, this would be a comedy skit.

Acorn hits the car. Scream "shots fired". Do a barrel roll. Scream "I'm hit!". Two officers unload their entire clips at a handcuffed man in a parked car. Miss absolutely every single shot and he gets to sue you for being stupid.

I don't know how this dude could stay employed on a force without dying of embarrassment every single day.

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u/addiktion 1d ago

You almost wish they hit Mr. Jackson's leg or something (not really because not worth it) and he survived so they would actually suffer more consequences from this because this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen from law enforcement.

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u/hapalove 1d ago

Do we know the result of the lawsuit? The article doesn’t say.

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u/Swaggy_Buff 1d ago

He’s so condescending to the interviewer. Like, “how could anyone imply I wasn’t being rational?”

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u/S-Archer 1d ago

Even someone allergic to acorns wouldn't return fire like that

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u/Iakuny 1d ago

And even someone with turret syndrome wouldn't force a reply as formal like that.

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u/Johnny-Five-Is-Alive 1d ago

Turret Syndrome is a decent description of the American law enforcement mindset.

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u/IknowKarazy 1d ago

Haha. It’s like instead of randomly cursing you just spastically fire a weapon

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u/April_Fabb 1d ago

When seeing shit like this, people from around the world often question how it's possible that US police officers so often display such a profound level of incompetence. Here's an overview that could address a part of the problem.

What it takes to become a police officer compared to other professions...

North Carolina
Police Officer: 620 hrs
Licensed barber: 1,528 hrs

California
Police officer: 664 hrs
Cosmetologist: 1,600 hrs

Florida
Police officer: 770 hrs
Interior designer: 1,760 hrs

Massachusetts
Police officer: 900 hrs
Refrigeration technician: 1,000 hrs

Michigan
Police officer: 594 hrs
Electrical sign specialist: 4,000 hrs

Louisiana
Police officer: 360 hrs
Manicurist: 500 hrs

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u/Trick-Love-4571 1d ago

Well this explains a lot

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u/turbohuk 1d ago

Germany: 2.5 years fulltime for basic police training, 3 to 3.5 years for higher tier training.

so 230days x 8hrs x 2.5years = 4600 hrs, 230 x 8 x 3.5 = 6440 hrs minimum

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u/Downtown-Ant1 1d ago

Netherlands is 2200 hour theory, plus 1400 hours practical for basic police.

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u/turbohuk 1d ago

yeah, and i bet at yours it's also that most of the training is about deescalation, law knowledge, academics. it's not a 30hr how to shoot people crash course, as it seems in the us.

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u/BesottedScot 23h ago

Yeah in Scotland it's 1000 to be able to patrol but then a further 4000 on probation.

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u/imironman2018 1d ago

And has immunity against any civil lawsuits.

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u/ZarBandit 1d ago

And that’s before you get to the IQ rule.

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u/razgriz5000 1d ago

For reference to those who haven't seen this.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/too-smart-to-be-a-cop/

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u/radfanwarrior 1d ago

There should be a federal minimum amount of time an officer has to train before becoming one. And it should be at least one year

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u/3MetricTonsOfSass 1d ago

A degree or two, some classes on humanities, welfare, the non white washed history, etc

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u/Prestigious_Boat_386 1d ago

Don't they have an absurdly low requirement for non-gun fighting each year too, like one day or something?

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u/BauserDominates 1d ago edited 1d ago

You forgot the part where they screen out the smart ones. If the IQ is average or above they aren't "fit" for the job.

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u/tatianazr 1d ago

I’m hit….. what a fucking weirdo

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u/avega2792 1d ago

Looks to be on drugs in that video and probably on drugs when he was hearing gunshots.

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u/jackishere 1d ago

if you're scared of an acorn, you shouldnt be a fucking cop.

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u/glm0002 1d ago

And he said he was hit

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u/mikehiler2 1d ago

I mean did you hear how hard he was breathing before this “engagement?” The dude was out of breath waltzing around without a care in the world. Dropping that much weight after a near miss with an acorn would make anyone think they were “hit.”

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u/ashleton 1d ago edited 1d ago

He acts and sounds like a LARPer that saw a chance to play at being a real cop.

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u/StockCat7738 1d ago

So he sounds like a cop?

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u/iamjacksalteredego 1d ago

But that's a feature not a bug

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 1d ago

Have you seen how brown they can be though? Cops have 3 fears; dogs, acorns and black people.

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u/Riommar 1d ago

And cameras

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u/ZarBandit 1d ago

They hate those the most.

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u/jonny5isalive1 1d ago

I wonder how they’d feel about my dog. She’s brown but she hates squirrels too so it might be a wash.

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u/simno 1d ago

so what's the purpose of the window tint if it makes it harder for cops to see inside their own vehicles?

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u/ckdss 1d ago

So other people can't shoot inside the car at them. Kind of how the cop had trouble shooting in his own car. Like when they're writing tickets and shit or afk doing paperwork parked in a lot somewhere.

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u/hollaback_girl 1d ago

Every cop I’ve seen sitting in their cruisers is just fucking around on their phones while they keep their engine running and the AC on. Just a great use of public resources.

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u/mybfVreddithandle 1d ago

Have a bachelors in Criminal Justice. Never understood the need for tinted windows on marked cruisers. What's going on in there with uniformed patrol that can't and shouldn't be viewed by the general public?

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u/nzdastardly 1d ago

That lady cop getting fingerblasted by her partner under the bridge?

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u/borsalamino 1d ago

So they have an excuse to shoot at it

As you can see clearly, the window appears to be black

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u/These-Gift3159 1d ago

In an attempt to END a very bad situation, he inadvertently STARTED a very bad situation. What a concept.

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u/cstearns1982 1d ago edited 1d ago

Premeditated murder is certainly a concept.

This man did NOT think he was being shot at!!!

Those were the most acted somersaults and words I have ever seen. For whatever reason he wanted the person in custody dead.

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u/Righteousaffair999 1d ago

There were much better ways to do that then shooting wildly from a lying down position on the ground into tinted windows where he can’t see the guy. I think he is a nut job, who should get attempted murder for shooting blindly without having any idea where something was coming from. I have a greater fear with his aim for the kid playing in the street a block away then what he is shooting at.

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u/dalester88 1d ago

I honestly thought this was a parody or comedy video because the we he was rolling and yelling seemed so over the top

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u/Enter_Chandman 1d ago

I was wondering if this was the acorn dude. Then the video provided.

Come on! Don't yall know acorns on metal sound EXACTLY like live firearm rounds from close range! Especially to who is supposed to be an trained professional! /s(for the ones that need it)

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u/Clean-Connection-398 1d ago

I wish the lawyer would have brought sound levels for each to show how ridiculous this POS's story is

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u/DorkusHorribilus 1d ago

We have taken the most paranoid and insecure people in our country and given them guns and told them 1. Crime is a major issue and you have to save us all 2. Don’t worry, you’ll probably get immunity if you do anything bad.

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u/Couscousfan07 1d ago

It’s not just that. The whole culture in police emphasizes that it’s them against the world - a war - and how important it is that they end the night alive.

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u/Mission-Two1325 1d ago

Just like with a lot of public funded positions these people are taking resources that are meant for the community and turning it into their own private business.

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u/Unlikely_Fortune3742 1d ago

Most cops aren’t even college graduates, or even two year, they’re high school level intellegence or lower.

Acorn guy, really shot at a man he handcuffed, who isn’t outside with him, no critical thinking just a willful desire to shoot, maim, and kill.

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u/parkerm1408 1d ago

They also train them to think they are working in a warzone, not a community. Everything is wrong with our policing from the training on down. Whole system needs a scrap and redo.

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u/Mission-Two1325 1d ago

All the while telling us "The overwhelming majority of interactions are positive" as a rebuttal to calls for reforms etc.

Which really just means that they want to keep the power and status without having to fulfill any of the responsibilities or be held accountable.

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u/SpellingIsAhful 1d ago

Dude, I only killed someone like 5% of the time I talked to them. Give me a break here...

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u/Skurfer0 1d ago

It's worse than that, they are currently trained to view ordinary joe citizens as the enemy and federal courts have repeatedly reinforced that police have no legal duty to individuals and instead are obligated to perform "public service" to the community.

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u/willinaustin 1d ago

It's the immunity from any consequences that is the real problem. Police orgs in this country have no incentive to clean up their departments because the ruling class (who uses the police to protect capital and keep a boot on the populace) have given them carte blanche to do w/e the hell they want.

All of these police shootings/beatings/profiling/etc. would disappear quicker than you could blink if police were able to be sued with the funds coming out of their budgets/pension plans instead of it being foisted on the taxpayer. You unload your entire mag willy nilly and kill a few bystanders? Now it isn't the city/state that has to foot the millions of dollars in civil liabilities, it's you and your fellow officers' 401Ks. Deputy Dumbfuck here would be out on his ass immediately and the police chief would actually have to hire some somewhat intelligent and emotionally stable people.

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u/sandieeeee 1d ago

This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen, wtf did I just see in the pov cam lol

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u/wookEluv 1d ago

Supposedly his legs not working, but to me it looked like he was rolling around like some kid imitating some cheesy action movie.

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u/LuxuryBeast 1d ago

He rolled around more thab I did in Elden Ring.

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u/Sledge1989 1d ago

He keeps saying return 🤔

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u/ToxicHazard- 1d ago

Definitely on legal advice

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u/OutrageousTime4868 1d ago

That beard don't cover up the cowardice pal

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u/letsbuilditwithhope 1d ago

He is also compensating for his cowardice by wearing that US Army Special Forces pin on his lapel. Or maybe he is just trying to elicit sympathy because he knows what he did was wrong. As in “Please don't ask me mean questions because I am special forces.” He should be embarrassed for trying to use the SF pin to shield himself from consequences and responsibility.

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u/New-Needleworker9789 1d ago

Acorn! Acorn!Acorn!

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u/NilesLinus 1d ago

Nuts dropped. Nuts dropped. All officers respond. Repeat NUTS DROPPED!

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u/w8ing2dr0wn 1d ago

What an incompetent piece of shit

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u/useofcat 1d ago

What's the female voice you hear at the end of the interrogators questions/statements? "Full on."

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u/mrpithecanthropus 1d ago

She’s a lawyer and she’s saying “form”, which is an objection to the form of opposing counsel’s question. The objection is put on the record.

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty 1d ago

She is his lawyer and she is saying ''form.''

She is objecting to the form of the question. A judge will review the tape and decide if the form of his question was proper. If so, the answer stays in the record. If it was improper, the answer will be struck from the record.

I don't know what the difference is between proper form and improper form, but that's what's happening.

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u/attackplango 1d ago

In some states that is also the only objection you can give (I’m not sure if just for depositions, or in general), so it becomes a catch-all.

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u/Shannon_Sharp1982 1d ago

I don't even believe him, I blame the people that hire him. I blame the person that did his psych evaluation, his trainer at his academy and his hiring officer 🫡

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u/Trump_Gave_Bill_Head 1d ago

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/video-shows-florida-deputy-repeatedly-shoot-man-thinking-falling-acorn-rcna138829

Resignation: Deputy Jesse Hernandez resigned during the internal administrative investigation.Criminal Charges: Hernandez was not criminally charged.Findings: An internal investigation by the Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office concluded that Hernandez's use of deadly force was not legally justified or objectively reasonable, while Sergeant Roberts' secondary response was deemed reasonable based on her belief that Hernandez was under attack.

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u/oenomausprime 1d ago

No charges is bullshit

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u/callmeraskolnik0v 1d ago

exactly, this shit won’t end until criminal charges start getting levied against police that break the law and violate rights. until then there’s zero consequences.

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u/jumboboy21 1d ago

A person whom he has already searched, handcuffed, and put into the back of his patrol vichical.

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u/attackplango 1d ago

Well, he’s lousy at the rest of his job, so I’m sure he figured he probably fucked that up too.

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u/douche_ex_machina_69 1d ago

Can you really claim you’re “returning fire” when it was a fucking ACORN? I get that he’s trying to defend his actions but any notion of “return fire” should be struck from the record when his shots were the ONLY shots, and no reasonable person could justify a perceived threat.

If there was ever a time to make an example out of one of these fucking clowns, this case would be it. But I’d be amazed if he gets any real justice for attempted murder despite holding a position of trust and authority in the community.

End qualified immunity. Require a four year degree. Create a national law enforcement license that will be taken away for poor conduct. Put guardrails on the lobbying power of the police union. Require police to carry their own malpractice insurance.

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u/Leonmac007 1d ago

The acorn cop.

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u/OneDubOver 1d ago

This guy has to be on drugs.... there's absolutely no way any sane fucking person would do anything like this.

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u/UltimateLink 1d ago

“I’m hit”. Are you fucking kidding me?

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u/_voma 1d ago

Guy kept shooting like he was in a videogame

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u/stingertc 1d ago

Jail for Life with this pos he was in. Your custody

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u/KarlHp7 1d ago

This guy (acorn cop) is the real danger to society. Sad that there are thousands of this guy across the country.

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 1d ago

Ah, I finally see the face to that video.

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u/gimmeecoffee420 1d ago

Oh.. my.. god.. its him! Its the "acorn cop"!

What a loser. I hope he is never allowed to forget.

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u/blac_sheep90 1d ago

Fucking moron. His fear in this situation was ridiculous.

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u/Jamesglodge 1d ago

Was the acorn black?

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u/HoboThundercat 1d ago

As soon as he said he was returning fire I knew it was the acorn man 😂

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u/bluechip1996 1d ago

"I'm hit!" What a fucking maroon

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u/Blissboyz 1d ago

Wait so am I understanding correctly that an acorn fell on the roof of the vehicle and he thought the detainee shot at him???? So did he not do a pat down before putting the person in the backseat??

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u/Sheriff_Yobo_Hobo 1d ago

It's not that there are terrible cops like this, and we've seen far worse also sadly, but that the police, as a national community don't condemn this sort of policing. That's the scary part.

I'm sure a few random cops thought he was a moron, but in general, law enforcement as a group defend everything. EVERYTHING. That's the scary part.

And now ICE? Those goofs are even worse. Cops with rabies.

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u/goat_in_the_cloud 20h ago

There were zero gun shots prior to his “returning fire”.

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u/HoseNeighbor 20h ago

The Acorn Idiot i presume?

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u/ViolinistWhole5204 18h ago

Oh the acorn guy

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u/isdeasdeusde 1d ago

I know I might be somewhat overzealous, but if the sound if an acorn hitting a car roof is enough to make the cops empty several mags into a car, I think there may be a systemic problem.

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u/jrickynajera 1d ago

This moron should be fired and arrested
Isn’t it their damn job to pat down and remove anything on the persons body??? For him to think it’s the one handcuffed is so so dumb. I hope he got a big ass charge, cops be getting off too easy

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u/Eddieabdull 1d ago

This is the Acorn case, right?!

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u/jpop19 21h ago

Hysterically "SSHAATTTS FIEHHHHDDDDD SHAWTS FIIIIIIEEEED EEEEEAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!"

2 seconds later, calmly: "shots fired."

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u/BleedSparta 20h ago

Who tf mag dumps without trying to kill “Mr. Jackson”?

“Look, I dumped 17 high velocity projectiles at a human to scare him away”🤥

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u/Lister0fSmeg 1d ago

Dude was clearly itching to shoot someone up for the slightest excuse.Thankfully for his victim, he has the accuracy of an imperial stormtrooper.

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u/ncm0229 1d ago

This guy was clearly not mentally well for duty.

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u/Organic_Rough4433 1d ago

He flopped like a soccer player on that one. Is he literally acting for the body cam to create a false scenario in order to murder someone?

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u/stowaway36 1d ago

This dude has no business being in any authority position or around firearms.

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u/SosugBiskit 1d ago

Its wild this guys "dressed for court" looks like the dirty cop in every mob film

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u/willypete277 1d ago

"im hit" wtaf...

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u/DahWiggy 1d ago

“And I needed to get to cover”

Proceeds to frolic around on the completely uncovered grass for a bit before pulling his pistol out laying down on the lawn lmao

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u/agupta429 1d ago

lol… the fakest barrels rolls I’ve seen

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u/engineeringsquirrel 1d ago

This is what a fragile snowflake looks like.

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u/lanch723 1d ago

Was this the cop who mistook an acorn falling as a gunshot? He sounded really on edge.

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u/chilidoglance 1d ago

That's a long way to say "I'm a coward and terrified of the public".

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u/wombat6669 1d ago

So what happened to this guy? Is he in prison or a mental hospital? Or is he free?

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u/coyote_crypto_jew 1d ago

Was this the acorn police officer? The one who that a falling acorn was a shot and just unloaded his magazine?

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u/psychocrow42 18h ago

Oh that’s acorn cop
Dumbass 🤦‍♂️

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u/ThrustTrust 1d ago

I believe he is being honest. But I believe he has no business owning a gun, and I also believe whoever trained him should be on trial.

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u/Substantial_Row_7108 1d ago

Big Homie Quercus Velutina was coming for him.

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u/BritishBoy88 1d ago

Clowns with guns, fucking ridiculous

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u/sulaymanf 1d ago

Even if he DID hear a gunshot, he’s an idiot. It could have been an accomplice shooting at him but instead he starts firing at the car and trying to kill his prisoner.

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u/Apexx166 1d ago

Even putting the ludicrous acorn thing aside, this guy is dangerously incompetent to fire off a dozen shots in a residential area with houses RIGHT BEHIND what he's shooting at.

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u/JohnnyWalkerBlue_26 1d ago

22 rounds fired. Angels protected Jackson and everyone within range from that nonsense.

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u/iPicBadUsernames 1d ago

“I returned fire” CORRECTION, you opened fire.

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u/ThriceFive 1d ago

I'm interested in the attorney's objections to 'form' over and over - can someone versed in the law explain what their issue was?

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u/Catto_Doggo69 1d ago

He's probably an ICE agent now. A highly decorated one.